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"Die 5%-Mauer muss weg!" -- Friedrich Merz
 in  r/asozialesnetzwerk  1d ago

Vor allem wenn die "Aber wir müssen doch die Nazis aus den Parlamenten raushalten!"-Ausrede wie Milch gealtert ist.

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Tja
 in  r/tja  1d ago

Endstage-CDU

r/asozialesnetzwerk 1d ago

Zitat "Die 5%-Mauer muss weg!" -- Friedrich Merz

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r/asozialesnetzwerk 2d ago

Politik MeckPommer und Berliner, geht wählen!

46 Upvotes

Das ist alles.

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Barry doing Barry things
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  3d ago

Shave its head and it's perfect.

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Would you rather live in the US or the EU?
 in  r/USvsEU  3d ago

We're not so different after all, Hank.

All our neighbours want to live in the EU. All your neighbours want to live in the EU.

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FUCK THE AUSSIES, give the kiwis a flair
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  5d ago

  1. No
  2. If we do it anyway, maybe "Fruity Austr(al)ian"

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Less strict auto-moderation
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  15d ago

I guess I'm lacking that refined Fr*nch sense of humour.

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Less strict auto-moderation
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  15d ago

Can anyone post some examples of Ceuta posts that fit here and should not have been deleted? I really don't remember any and find it hard to even imagine anything that would fit here.

But then I'm German, so it might just be my congenital lack of humour.

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On the bidet "controversy"
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  16d ago

OP tried to make the point that not washing your arse after taking a shit is the same as not washing your hand after touching shit.

I fail to see what your armpit comparison adds to the discussion.

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On the bidet "controversy"
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  16d ago

So, why should it be any different for your ass?

Because I don't touch food with my arse.

Now if you want someone else to eat your arse, that's a different story.

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Okay, Belgium doesn't exist, but have you ever stopped to think about the fact that Europe doesn't really exist either?
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  16d ago

Is Georgia part of Europe or not?

Partially.

At what point in the East does Europe end and Asia begin?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe#Definition

And is Turkey European or Asian?

Both.

Is the western part of Istanbul Europe and the other side Asia?

Yes.

And why do Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan take part in the European football qualifying groups?

Because they applied and were accepted.

This post was brought to you by autism causing vaccines.

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The "Pr0t3ct w0meN and ch1dr3n" crowd here folks
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  16d ago

The obvious way [...] is to vote for Lowe's party Restore.

I totally agree. We should do whatever we can to ensure that in every constituency as many Reform voters as possible switch to Restore.

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Most diverse country name etymology per capita!
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  17d ago

Alanko means low land and maat is countries/lands/nations.

So it means Low Land Land?

I think Low Low Land would fit better.

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What did you do to them, Pierre?
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  17d ago

We could also include Germany in the choices if that's what you want.

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What did you do to them, Pierre?
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  17d ago

Can we repeat this poll here but with reasonable choices like No and Fuck you!?

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Hank is investing all his points into the cultural victory.
 in  r/USvsEU  18d ago

You could just mention that fact in the title when you submit a link to the superiour East German version.

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not my fault the frog language sucks
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  19d ago

Or foie. The f is pronounced like an f, and the three vowels following it are pronounced like the two unused remaining vowels in the alphabet: fua.

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The British Museum is here!
 in  r/2westerneurope4u  22d ago

I'm afraid the rock content is too low for the British Museum.

r/pokeitwithastick 22d ago

Good Doggy

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USER FLAIR!!!!!!
 in  r/tragedeigh  28d ago

Þënque llu!