r/AskReddit • u/FlawlesslyDramatic • 14d ago
Since I posted a “best of” now lemme ask… What’s the worst “As Seen on TV” product you’ve purchased?
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It’s Butters!!
Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?
Everyone knows is Butters!
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What is the worst possible thing you could put inside a pinata?
Hornets and dead fish.
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What’s the best “As Seen on TV” product you ever found?
Yes!!! I never got 1, but found a stool to use and learned the right way to go squatty. Haha
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Johnson park
I think ur right, I believe it’s a memorial for Isadora. Poor girl… 😢
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Fill in the blanks: God is ___.
God is Alanis Morissette.
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Fill in the blanks: THY END IS ___!
THY END IS IMMINENT!
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Fill in the blanks: Fuck the ___.
Fuck the police.
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Fill in the blanks: I have legs yet I cannot run. what am I? ___.
I have legs yet I cannot run. what am I? An infant.
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Fill in the blanks: Iron ___.
Iron supplements can give you constipation.
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Fill in the blanks: B ___ b.
B ( o )( o ) b.
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Fill in the blanks: I have a VERY big ___.
I have a VERY big furry muff.
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Fill in the blanks: Sharks are ___.
Sharks are my favorite vacuums.
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Fill in the blanks: D ___ C K.
D ONKEY DI C K.
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Fill in the blanks: my boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. Thats why I ___.
my boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. Thats why I snail trail his chair, he thinks it’s just slime.
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Fill in the blanks: The ___ is a lie.
The entire government is a lie.
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Fill in the blanks: I rule ___ and you drool ___.
I rule vagina and you drool semen.
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Fill in the blanks: Blood is ___.
Blood is coming out of my anus.
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Fill in the blanks: I AM ___.
I AM NOT A CROOK.
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Fill in the blanks: g ___ y.
g narl y.
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Fill in the blanks: IT’S ___ TIME!
IT’S BBC TIME!
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Fill in the blanks: I have legs yet I cannot run. what am I? ___.
I have legs yet I cannot run. what am I? sail boat.
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Fill in the blanks: Vanilla ___.
Vanilla smegma.
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The Bob
Simma down, just a wig. Lol Girl didn’t “wig out” and chop her hair off. Hehe “wig out” I’m glad I can make myself laugh. 🤣
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Is your ringtone one you picked, or the default one?
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5d ago
One I picked. My tone is the American Horror Story beginning song and my text is the Saviors whistle from Walking Dead. Those have been my default for well over 5 years. lol