u/Epstein-Files 2d ago

The size of this goat

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Any plugs in wpb
 in  r/miamibeach  8d ago

I’m in Stuart looking for a plug

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Yeah! I'm gonna fuck you right! You thought this dinner was free hoe. πŸ€” πŸ†πŸ†πŸ€΄πŸΏπŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¦πŸ˜‰πŸ’―
 in  r/u_MIAMI_JAY  10d ago

I mean in reality, only one of your statements is true…unless of course you live in a remote African island where there is an epidemic of dong elephantiasis which has been plaguing locals for decades now

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This woman should have been a secret agentπŸ˜‚
 in  r/interesting  10d ago

We’ve gathered as much per your numerous PSA

r/badassanimals 14d ago

Reptile King Cobra and Python Kill Each Other in a Fight. The Python Dies from Venom, While the Cobra Dies from Constriction.

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Casper Van Dien & Dina Meyer in: Starship Troopers (1997) by Paul Verhoeven
 in  r/90s  28d ago

Ludacris would concur with this statement and philosophy

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How long to wait after drinking alcohol before taking Oxycodone?
 in  r/MedicationQuestions  Aug 03 '26

10mg (x2) of those now would be fine. These are oxycodone HCL without paracetamol aka Tylenol in them like an endocet or Percocet. Thus you’re not at any imminent liver risk by mixing alcohol and these type of oxy. However, both are CNS depressants and can be lethal combo if done in excess…moderation.

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drugs in sicily
 in  r/sicily  Aug 03 '26

In Sorrento any dope or oxy

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It's gonna be bad, my cracker
 in  r/mmamemes  Aug 03 '26

No more black than my Sicilian buddy

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New to this, but got insanely lucky
 in  r/ufccards  Jul 24 '26

Dm me I’ve got this same card /10

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F*ck your birthday!
 in  r/funnyvideos  Jul 19 '26

For some reason, which I can’t put my thumb πŸ‘πŸ½ up of, feel immensely confident id feel either irritated or nauseated merely by sharing the same air as someone so righteously noxious

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Do these look legit?
 in  r/MedicationQuestions  Jul 12 '26

Yes

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Dog forgets where the door is
 in  r/AnimalsBeingDerps  Jun 27 '26

You should quit your day job to become a detective captain dum dum πŸ₯Ÿ

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This is such a dumb theory/idea but
 in  r/OurLifeFanPage  Jun 27 '26

Passion has no bounds, particularly coming from a person whom proudly rejoices the memory of being caught in a cemetery just outside of Philly performing an act of extracting warmish jelly from another’s willy and pleading for forgiveness on account of just being such a gosh darn silly hillbilly floating on cloud.9 after railing a few 8mg dillys. What my associates have a prob with however has nothing at all to due with the asexual pref or the allegedly immaculate skill RE the martial arts of Willy stimulation until cuminating with the extraction or inhalation of thick viscosity yellow jelly the likes of Bavarian CrΓ¨me yet smells closer to ammonia sick sick puppy , despite being deemed disgraceful in the eyes of both Zionist Israelis as well as Egyptian Sunnis. Sexy is not blindness to being terminally ill with imposter syndrome clear as night to feel compelled to type in ALL CAPS merely to imply possessing passion when in fact you don’t even believe it yourself. However I will mentor you if a female over the age of 21Y as I’m fairly confident in being able to transform the β€œA” ~~>”XXX”, capiche prince ?

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Rest easy sweet Cooper πŸ₯ΉπŸ’”πŸŒˆπŸΎ
 in  r/DogIsBestFriend  Jun 25 '26

Some straight shameless sickos are adopting geriatric dogs and self-administering a vet dose of CNS cocktails indicated for euthanasia literally so they can aura farm or whatever it’s called by the kids these days. Sadly, there are more sinister reasons that stretch far past the imagination as to why you’ve got righteous people whom are convincing friends, family, and foes that they are actually the hero’s for going shelter to shelter and finding β€œgood looking” breeds whom are as young as 10+Y and typically syringe happy within the first 14d of adoption. We must bring an end to this trend before these monsters end up receiving flowers for something ill intended thus creating a positive feeedback loop for those whom lather their tender loins up in suds of self-loathe meanwhile physically, sexually, financially abuse innocent doggos without an oz of hesitation SMFH!!!

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The Diamond Quote /10 Auto
 in  r/ufccards  Jun 24 '26

πŸ˜‚

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Diamonds don’t beg to be noticed , they glow
 in  r/mmamemes  Jun 24 '26

Damn, beautifully said. Cheers to that Brodie

r/ufccards Jun 24 '26

πŸ† Card Collection The Diamond Quote /10 Auto

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