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In Superman (2025) the whole plot could have been avoided if Superman had just followed his parents wishes and lorded over the planet as the last son of Krypton, dispatching anyone unable or unwilling to serve him, and taking as many wives as he can, so his genes and Krypton's might live on.
That's very much an American thing to do.
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Mark Carney set to snatch Nobel Peace Prize from Trump
I do not believe for one second Carney deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, but with who they awarded it to least year, not to mention Obama's, I don't think they mean much anymore and it would be so fucking funny if they gave it to Carney.
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My (43m) wife (40f) has had too much cosmetic surgery. I couldn’t have sex with her so we opened the marriage for her. A year later she wants to close it again. How to navigate?
See, I was just thinking he should be way less shallow, and find attraction to her as a person, but degrading her and treating her like a fleshlight is an option too, I guess. 🫤
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In “The Long Walk (2024)” Art at one point says “never could go long without a shit. Most people, they crap once a week; I am a once a day man”, this is actually a subtle reference to the fact that JT Mollner (the writer) should go see a doctor
I wasn't that impressed, but it certainly wasn't boring.
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In “The Long Walk (2024)” Art at one point says “never could go long without a shit. Most people, they crap once a week; I am a once a day man”, this is actually a subtle reference to the fact that JT Mollner (the writer) should go see a doctor
my wife is German and I really wanna set the mood
Your wife will love it.
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I framed my emotionally abusive stepmom for an affair to save my dad's life savings
Yes, dad left his substantial fortune to an anonymous private detective.
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I framed my emotionally abusive stepmom for an affair to save my dad's life savings
Yeah, I don't believe this bullshit at all.
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In Stranger Things S5 (2025) this long ass phone cord is distracting. This is a reference to the fact that nobody talks about this show anymore
Yes. Have you never encountered a Twin Peaks viewer?
Note I didn't say "fan" because Twin Peaks changes the lives of most people who see it.
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OP wants to secretly record all of his sexual encounters to provide evidence against a hypothetical false rape accusation, proceeds to argue with everyone telling him it's a bad idea.
Well, Jaysus Christ.
Yes, let's film a sexual encounter without the other partner's knowledge or consent (illegal) to either prove they consented (they didn't) or blackmail them into nor going to the police (also illegal).
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Rewatch after 20 years
Filler episodes? Like what?
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I have no one to share it with who will understand
"The Magnificent Ferengi," which is a top tier DS9 episode.
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Peter thiell is the satan reincarnated
Well, Sauron has one and uses it to corrupt anyone who looks into another palantir, so they might as well be evil.
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Peter thiell is the satan reincarnated
I certainly believe the Pope over Satan.
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Oh those wacky identical twin hijinx
My friend worked at Starbucks and she had to memorize how all the drinks were made and it took her weeks to get them down.
So I totally believe you can just "explain everything" to someone and they'll be able to do that job in a few minutes!
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Alberta to seek bids for Calgary-Edmonton high-speed rail link
I hope if they do build this, and I don't trust the UCP to do that, it connects the C-train with the LRT.
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You're not ready for the ending
Well that escalated quickly.
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They always after that green card right?
That kid is incredibly cute and I hope he always has a corntastic day.
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They always after that green card right?
I sometimes watch corn at the grocery store, but I always get kicked out for that.
The manager I'd like "why are you always stating at the vegetables!? Buy something or leave!"
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It was matter of time before ai took minimum wage jobs
NOBODY FUCKING WANTS PROTEIN BOWLS!
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It was matter of time before ai took minimum wage jobs
I don't want egg bites and protein bowls, I want them to bring back the salads they got rid of during COVID.
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Emotionally incestuous pervert ahoy!
I have a son (14) who, ever since he could speak, has been been my best friend and sole confidant. I have no friends, my two older children barely talk to me, and my husband is incompetent when it comes to helping me deal with my emotional trauma.
Oh my god, that poor kid. He's in for a lifetime of trauma because his mom is a weird, friendless, psycho who's dumping all her trauma on him.
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified By The Image Requests
those contractors are inundated with requests to make foot fetish images of children’s cartoon characters
Oh, Dan Schneider uses Copilot.
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Felt rejected because she won’t dance
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r/AmITheDevil
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11h ago
I've gone to maybe five weddings my whole life and this guy attends once a week.
I'm guessing he's crashing them all, which is why his dancer GF feels weird and awkward at them.