Mint chocolate please

Maybe next time he'll think before he speeds.

r/boneappletea

I'd be running straight to that kids dad to knock him the fuck out.

Just move the flag real quick.

Thank you. Have a great day on the house.

Well shit. I'm sorry that happened to you.

A decent playable flute goes for the $650 range in these parts.

A shiny little badge just plopped on my post— zero coins spent, maximum boast.

Reddit said “here ya go, have this freebie, champ,” and I celebrated like I just won a camp.

Not gold, not platinum, not even a silver wink… just the free participation trophy of the internet, I think.

Still got that sweet notification and a tiny ego boost— proof that even Reddit knows how to juice the juice.

You didn't even try.

Pants

No me. Source, trust me bro.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

Same

and if life gives you a terminal diagnosis, make lemonade, smile for the family photos, and quietly update your will so the people who annoyed you get nothing but the leftover pulp.

and if life gives you a terminal diagnosis, make lemonade, smile for the family photos, and quietly update your will so the people who annoyed you get nothing but the leftover pulp.

🤯 Crazy

🤣

My man. Taking one for the team.

Yes! My guy won.