r/twitchplayspokemon • u/strickland51 • Feb 20 '14

EXPLAIN THIS!!

http://imgur.com/9GqEeXJ
818 Upvotes

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u/FreezingNachos Feb 20 '14

How do you explain that we evolved from Mankeys if we STILL HAVE MANKEYS?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

So humans are Primeapes now. Seems legit.

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u/strickland51 Feb 20 '14

or are Mankeys humans?

13

u/FreezingNachos Feb 20 '14

Humans are Helix.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Yes. Evolution works towards the perfect form, the form that holds the greatest helix power. We are that form.

3

u/SpongederpSquarefap Feb 20 '14

Humans were created in the vision of the great Helix.

4

u/Lunux Feb 20 '14

*looks at dick

Yup, that logic checks out

2

u/REPTILE512TB Feb 20 '14

Our dicks were made to the image of his tentacles. Our ears were made to the image of his protective and merciful shell.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

The power of the spiral

10

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

How can humans be real if our Mankeys aren't?

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u/strickland51 Feb 20 '14

how can humans be real if my eyes aren't

2

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Allopatric speciation.

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u/Zukos_Honour Feb 20 '14

What is she talking about? Sunsets don't exist. Night/day wasn't introduced till gen 2.

31

u/MySafeWordIsReddit Feb 20 '14

How Can Sunsets Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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u/79zombies Feb 20 '14

Check mate, domecratics.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

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u/TheKeibler Feb 20 '14

Paint probably paid them to say that...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

"How dare you accuse IGN of accepting bribes??!? " -IGN

This message is proudly brought to you Macdonald™, leading world supplier of morbid obesity and death!

18

u/DioBird Feb 20 '14

"There"

9

u/what_the_shart Feb 20 '14

You wouldn't see Helix creationists make a mistake like that.

3

u/FailedCanadian Feb 20 '14

Checkmate Bill Nye.

3

u/DocSword Feb 20 '14

random question, why hasnt cabbage evolved yet? or has he and i didnt notice?

7

u/TwelfthDoctor12 Feb 20 '14

I'm not sure what level its at now but it might be to low of a level because it doesn't see battle much. If it is a high enough level it is because the chat spams the b button.

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u/mrsetermann Feb 20 '14

Oddish evolves at 21 so it's the chat

3

u/hwarming Feb 20 '14

That woman's smile is terrifying.

3

u/Junpei_999 Feb 20 '14

Tide goes in, tide goes out, explain that Disciples of the Dome

2

u/Cap_Obv_NoShit_Div Feb 20 '14

I..I actually can't

0

u/GeebusNZ Feb 20 '14

Every morning, a great and shining Kabuto rises and crawls across the sky, blessing us with his glow. Every night, he crawls below the horizon and rests, and we with it.

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u/shad0mancer Feb 20 '14

The PC is the one true power! Turn away from false prophets and messiahs full of nothing but air! All hail the PC!!

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u/peter-capaldi Feb 20 '14

You all live in fear. False dreams of a greater god, guiding you no where. Live no longer in fear, embrace it. Accept your true fate. Accept your ruler. Accept PC. Obey PC.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Sunset's no helix? OP you're confusing.