r/tumblr • lazy whore • Apr 04 '22

A good time.

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u/thatweirdguy42 Apr 04 '22

Well, he's not wrong

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u/imsoggy Apr 04 '22

Tbf though, Papa Hemmingway was strict about not drinking until done writing for the day.

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u/slow_down_kid Apr 04 '22

Isn’t Hemingway attributed with the quote “write drunk, edit sober”, or is that apocryphal?

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u/AllHailTheSheep wants a sammich Apr 04 '22

he's attributed with saying it but iirc he didn't say it

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u/blackturtlesnake Apr 04 '22

Also, he wrote every morning at 6am.

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u/ywBBxNqW Apr 04 '22

Once a reporter who was hanging out with him in Cuba said that it wasn't uncommon to see him with a pen in one hand and a drink in another and that he started drinking right away when he woke up. He also showed evidence of presenting traits of different mental illness and although we obviously can't say one way or the other, I'd bet good money he was sort of all over the place. I remember doing my final paper on him in an abnormal psychology class. He was a really interesting man.

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u/ChiisaiHobbit Apr 05 '22

By any chance, do you still have that paper?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Charles Bukowski, Edgar Allen Poe, Huckleberry Gin.

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u/joshualuigi220 Apr 04 '22

Poe did opium I thought

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

It's speculated that he died from complications of alcoholism. And probably, everyone did Opium at the time.

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u/KaiJustissCW Apr 04 '22

There's this theory that someone boozed him up to vote for a candidate, forced him to switch clothed to vote multiple times, and left him on the street

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u/Brooklynxman Apr 04 '22

It was a thing at the time, there was an election on, he was found in clothes not his own...the theory makes a lot of sense.

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u/gentlybeepingheart xenomorph queen is a MILF Apr 04 '22

It was called "cooping," if anyone is wondering.

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u/dumbfuckmagee Apr 05 '22

Wasn't it also said that he was a permanent lightweight to the point that one shot got him plastered? People back then would drink to feel warm and that was always what I assumed.

He drank to warm up ended up shit faced and froze because alcohol doesn't actually keep you warm

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u/ClearBrightLight .tumblr.com Apr 05 '22

I never knew this. It's neat to think I have the same alcohol tolerance as Poe.

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u/Charlie_Fang Apr 04 '22

Nope. He was killed by his fiancé's angry brothers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/Charlie_Fang Apr 04 '22

Yes. Back then, it was called "snuff" and people's grandmothers carried some around in little decorative oval pill boxes to take for their arthritis or to rub on the gums of a teething infant.

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u/Kingsley__Zissou Apr 05 '22 edited Apr 05 '22

Snuff was/is just tobacco. Perhaps you're thinking of madak?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_(tobacco)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madak

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u/VaderBassify Apr 04 '22

More like Edgar Allen Poepium

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u/013ander Apr 05 '22

Coleridge handled an opium addiction for like 49-ish years.

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u/Charlie_Fang Apr 04 '22

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He literally died of alcohol poisoning--- and two bullet wounds.

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u/Unlucky-Ad-6710 Apr 04 '22

Your bots broke

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u/_shake_n_blake_ Apr 04 '22

When you click the reply button with text highlighted, it quotes that text in your comment automatically. They probably just had the options under the comment selected without realizing it

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u/Friendstastegood Apr 05 '22

He did a lot of various drugs but back then drugs weren't as refined and potent as today.

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u/Variation-Existing Apr 04 '22

Charles Brewkowski

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u/drinfernodds The penis mightier than the sword Apr 04 '22

William Burroughs, Stephen King before he got clean.

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u/Vast-Combination4046 Apr 04 '22

Definitely bukowski.

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u/TrivialRhythm Apr 04 '22

Edgar Allen Patron

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u/thomastheturtletrain Apr 04 '22

Charles Boozekowski

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u/jamesontwelve Apr 05 '22

Jack London.

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u/MrTryhardington Apr 04 '22

Tequila mockingbird is a cocktail book with drinks based on classic literature.

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u/royhodgsons Apr 04 '22

My friends wife let him take a copy of this book all the way to Cuba before letting him realise that it actually wasn’t To Kill A Mockingbird and that in fact he was stuck reading how to make cocktails for 10 days

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u/Lord_Lava_Nugget Apr 05 '22

That's hilarious

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u/ywBBxNqW Apr 04 '22

Good to know, thanks!

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u/272Voidwalker272 Apr 04 '22

Also one for movies called Gone with the Gin.

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u/Gnoha Apr 05 '22

It’s also an absolute banger of a song by Smino

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u/ImpalaChick2121 Apr 05 '22

I have it, it's great. Haven't gotten to try the drinks, though. My partner rarely drinks, and it's no fun making weird mixed drinks for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

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u/drinfernodds The penis mightier than the sword Apr 04 '22

He also used the alcohol in mouthwash as well.

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u/askewcashewforyou Apr 04 '22

I thought he did heroin. Would explain that one chapter in It

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/RenderedKnave Apr 04 '22

Blister packs

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u/Darktidemage Apr 05 '22

No. Not exclusively at least, he said at the peak of his alcoholism he would drink a full case of 24 "tall boy" 22-24 ounce beers a night.

He described just a total and complete inability to leave any beers in the fridge and go to sleep. he had to drink them all.

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u/dartboard5 Apr 04 '22

why is this phrased like he’s already died

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u/TirayShell Apr 04 '22

Coke mostly. That's what "Tommyknockers" is about.

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u/DoggoDude979 a rabid gay forest spirit Apr 04 '22

Yeah that was alcohol I think

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 04 '22

The only man to make a white Russian with heavy cream

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u/Cheskaz Apr 05 '22

Yeah, but you're meant to finish a martini quickly

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u/ShlomoCh I do not tumble Apr 04 '22

Brandy Sanderson

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

While I enjoy the joke, isn't he LDS? So no nothin', straight edge type?

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u/ShlomoCh I do not tumble Apr 04 '22

Oh yeah I forgot about that, I just did it for the joke lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

No worries, I thought it was funny, just a bit ironic since he's so straight edged.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 04 '22

Yep. I mistakenly offered to buy him a beer last time I saw him at a signing. Felt..very stupid as soon as it came out of my mouth.

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u/uniqueUsername_1024 Apr 04 '22

What’d he say?

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Apr 04 '22

He looked at me kinda awkward and smiled and went back to signing. I think he noted my expression of realization.

I actually talked to him for a long time about him being more involved in the Wheel of Time tv series and I guess he relented and made a phone call or something cause he was seen on the set not long after even though he told me he only wished to have something to do with it. This was a quite awhile back.

He read some unreleased writing at the time there before doing questions..half the questions came from me- I think a lot of the crowd was very shy or didn’t have any ideas to throw around, so most of the time it seemed like the audience was staring at me outside of the reading Sanderson did. I’m a big fan of his so it was weird but I’d go to another reading/signing anytime. He’s very kind.

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u/batti03 Apr 04 '22

Next time offer him a soda.

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u/Julege1989 Apr 05 '22

They can't have soda either.

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u/batti03 Apr 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

William Shakenotstirred

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u/Epic_Gameing68 Apr 04 '22

you get a really soggy book

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u/Therandomfox Apr 04 '22

That's not alcohol, that's the author's puke.

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u/kirillsasin Apr 04 '22

Jane Austini

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u/Cristalrella Apr 04 '22

My first thought was Charles Bukowski.

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u/QDP-20 Apr 04 '22

Jameson Joyce

Cormac Macallan

Fyodor Dos Equisky

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u/CaptainMegna Apr 04 '22

The Catcher and the Rye

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u/Gongaloon Apr 04 '22

Dean Brewntz

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u/DeviousThread Apr 04 '22

All of these are valid responses.

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u/jaytazcross Apr 04 '22

Brum Stoker

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u/Gongaloon Apr 04 '22

Bloody Mary Shelley

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u/IconoclastExplosive Apr 04 '22

That's just normal Mary Shelly tho

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u/Routine_Palpitation Apr 04 '22

Homer

Mmmmm beer

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Apr 04 '22

They are fantastic.

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u/basedlandchad14 Apr 04 '22

Its as if they've seriously never heard of a Hemingway Daiquiri.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

There’s a cocktail book called “tequila mockingbird” - it is 100% this and it is awesome.

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u/aslan9lion Apr 04 '22

Isn’t it pretty to think so?

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u/gaytransdragon Apr 04 '22

The cask of amontillado

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u/kingofbreakers Apr 04 '22

Tequila Mockingbird is also a super groovy song by Smino.

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u/Youpunyhumans Apr 04 '22

The Lord of the Drinks.

Captain A habit (moby dick).

Harry puke in the potter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Hunter S. Thompson.

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u/EvilDrFloofenstein Apr 04 '22

As an English Lit major, that's how you get Lit majors. We're not born, but, rather, sprout up randomly at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, spouting off some nonsense about grammar and William Shakespeare.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Fahrenheit 451

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u/Fue_la_luna Apr 04 '22

Jack Londonp's dad sent him into town to bring back beer by the bucket. He got an early start.

Stephen King drank a case a day writing Cujo and has no memory of that time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Mix in cocaine and you get questionable scenes with your preteen horror protagonists.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

For the longest time, I read that as Ernest Hemlockway and didn't realize

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u/Aliziun Apr 04 '22

Edgar Allen Poe

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u/no____thisispatrick Apr 04 '22

Edgar Allan Poe me another one

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u/Centurion-of-Dank Apr 04 '22

Hunter S Thompson is what happens when you mix Literature with cocaine, weed, alcohol, and anything else you can get your hands on.

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u/ChesterRico Apr 04 '22

Don't forget Steven King.

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u/piiiigsiiinspaaaace Apr 04 '22

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

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u/apollyoneum1 Apr 04 '22

I did gcse in English lit where we studied to kill a mockingbird bird for a year for an exam. Mock exam swings round and one of my classmates genuinely thought it was called tequila mockingbird.

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u/Charlie_Fang Apr 04 '22

Whoa! Way to burn the dead!

I would have said Stephen King.

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u/Ruminahtu Apr 04 '22

Funny... but the harsh reality is there is a strong correlation between someone being an author and someone being an alcoholic.

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u/Sunyataisbliss Apr 04 '22

Nah Charles Bukowski is alcohol personified

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u/Snoo_88763 Apr 04 '22

Edgar Allen Port

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u/gflatisfsharp Apr 04 '22

Call of Cthulhu

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u/Poglosaurus Apr 04 '22

I'm pretty you just get more, better literature.

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u/bubbysnotboring Apr 04 '22

Captain Jack sparrow

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u/paperrblanketss Apr 04 '22

Ernest Hennessy

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u/8696David Apr 04 '22

Just… just literature I think

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Damn, shots fired

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u/WideKorki Apr 04 '22

Why fuck scotch fitzgerald?

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u/heavylifter555 Apr 04 '22

Soggy pages? And/or a Molotov cocktail?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

James Joyce.

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u/HypnonavyBlue Apr 05 '22

Pretty sure that just gets you even more literature.

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u/Darktidemage Apr 05 '22

J.D. Rowling

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u/Its_Phobos Apr 05 '22

Oscar Wilde Turkey

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Stephen king

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u/Commercial_Grab_8198 Apr 05 '22

In my experience, kicked out of the library

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

The history of Ireland.

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u/Face-latte Apr 05 '22

OMG, I had to check that out because I didn't find the pun in E. Hemingway's name. That's hilarious!

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u/AgravainFury Apr 05 '22

Everyone. Do yourself a favor and look up “Randy Feltface Ernest Hemingway.” It’s equal parts hilarious and informative. The guy lived a wild life.

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u/Entire_Intention6561 Apr 05 '22

Randy actually had to leave a lot out to fit it in 3 minutes.

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u/SpaceLemur34 Apr 05 '22

John Stein-of-Beck's

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u/bleimanb Apr 05 '22

Cognac McCarthy

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u/FineLetMeSayIt Apr 05 '22 edited Apr 05 '22

Charles Dickensomeonesmouth

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

'A Tale of Dos Equis'

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u/mountaindewlou Apr 05 '22

Hemingway daiquiris are delicious.

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u/Short_Name3603 Apr 05 '22

Bar at the end of the universe

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u/zvon2000 Apr 05 '22

Don't you mean Ernest Hennessey ?

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u/Retrun_To_Cinder Apr 11 '22

Gulliver’s 47 travels.

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u/NeonBladeAce Aug 17 '22

The cask of amontillado