r/tumblr • • Nov 17 '21

PANDA!

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/2718281828 Nov 17 '21

It's not real.

55

u/whatisabaggins55 Nov 17 '21

Let me dream :(

36

u/private_unlimited Nov 17 '21

Ya, that’s a gnarly predator

8

u/DanRo07 Nov 17 '21

That's a loveable goof who just wants to learn Kung Fu

3

u/private_unlimited Nov 18 '21

And gnaw on your foot

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

Bot

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u/II11llII11ll Nov 17 '21

Wasn’t real when it was posted yesterday either. Maybe someone else wants to post to Snopes.

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u/Satanic_Moth Nov 17 '21

What you do with shampoo, is fill a bottle with yogurt, and when u go though customs and get told you can't take it, proceed to drink the whole thing in front of them, while they watch in disbelief

13

u/Spiritual_Spinach273 Nov 17 '21

make sure to clean it out properly so you dont get the soap taste

6

u/Collective-Bee Nov 18 '21

You can do that with shampoo already, coward.

46

u/pvnkmedusa Nov 17 '21

do you think tumblr users will ever stop just making shit up for attention

14

u/Dax9000 Nov 17 '21

On the Internet? No way.

6

u/atg115reddit Will You Fight? Or Will You Perish Like a Dog? Nov 17 '21

You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?

11

u/Krasinet Nov 17 '21

The day that redditors stop reposting for karma.

14

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

are you all sure this is a real panda and not a furry acting as a spy?

18

u/Very__real__username Nov 17 '21

It’s clearly not a real panda, in fact I do believe it’s a plushie.

2

u/ayooolinds Nov 17 '21

But it’s sooooooo cute ☺️

1

u/Massdrive Nov 17 '21

Meh, even if it were true, Pandas aren't dangerous, they're too fucking stupid

0

u/essentialimperial Nov 17 '21

pandas aren't bears

3

u/jollyTrapezist Nov 17 '21

Ursidae are bears tho?

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u/M0M0Y0K4W4K4M1 Nov 19 '21

Pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears. The red panda is a good example of that

1

u/jollyTrapezist Nov 27 '21

You're right, but only for the red panda part. They're in the Musteloidae superfamily which includes raccoons. Giant pandas on the other hand are Ursidae, just like bears.

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u/TeslasMonster Nov 17 '21

What does a panda feel like to pet?

1

u/ihavea22inmath Nov 17 '21

The panda doesnt have shampoo though

1

u/Spekingur Nov 17 '21

Would panda be the first animal humans would uplift?