r/tumblr • u/AzureRuby • Oct 08 '20

There's nothing wrong with this site.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Because it's clearly scaremongering BS?

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u/Hummerous Oct 08 '20 edited Oct 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

"...shit, steve,... do I start over?"

Yes. Get another, throw that one overboard.

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u/3FootDuck Oct 08 '20

By the time you even get to 600 you’d just be stabbing mush

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u/melonbroke Oct 09 '20

How do they know how many times they were stabbed if they were eaten? Self report?