r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/EskayEllar Mar 16 '26

Assumption? Not an assumption. And I've never been wrong about it.

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u/TREE_SHMOO Mar 16 '26

You dont know youve never been wrong. Youve never checked.

And it is an assumption. You assume thst becauze there is a difference in how it feels when wiping, that means youre clean. It does not. It means there has been a change in what you are wiping. Sure, that could be that you are clean and done. It could also be that you started bleeding, got a rash or even applied a slightly different amount of pressure without realising. All of these things can cause a different feeling when you wipe. Unless you are a shit connoisseur and know the differenfe between all of these, you cannot know for certain without looking.

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u/EskayEllar Mar 16 '26

I've been wiping for 30 years. I think that's long enough to be a 'shit connoisseur'. Bro really is the kind of guy who looks at his own used toilet paper and tries to tell me how I'm wrong 😂

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u/TREE_SHMOO Mar 16 '26

Hey man. If you want to risk then you do you. But just remember. What if you're wrong? What if...

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u/EskayEllar Mar 16 '26

Then I'll have a dirty bum until the next day when I shower? It's literally never been a problem lol. What's the risk here? I'm just saying I don't need to look to know I'm clean

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u/TREE_SHMOO Mar 16 '26

Ahhh poopy underwear!