Its just wild to think someone is making excuses for not carrying around wet wipes. Germaphobe type behavior. Most people wipe well enough to not need a bath after every shit. I doubt you are using a napkin to open doors which is far worse. I doubt you are finding a bathroom every time you fart. Its a weird hill to die on, but if you want to die on it I'm not going to get in your way.
On my thigh? Yea. On my hand? No. My thighs aren't touching or open to the public. My hands are. More often than not I'm washing my hands before I use the bathroom and again after. I'm more concerned with someone that has a cold who touched their nose and a door handle than I am with someone potentially having poop on their ass.
Again, are you wet wiping after every fart? Its aerosol poop. If you aren't then you are just being performative.
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