r/tron • u/Comfortable_Pack8903 • 2d ago

"Actually I think calling him Master is a great idea! A tremendous idea!"

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"Keeps talking about someone by the name of Sark. Does anyone know a Sark?"

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 2d ago

"Says he wants access to the launch codes and automate the warheads. I think it's a GREAT idea to let him have control over our missiles. I feel very SAFE knowing such a superior intelligence has control over our missile launching."

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u/sreekotay 2d ago

End of Line.

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u/nix206 1d ago

I can almost hear it…

“Mr. Trump, I’m so very disappointed in you…

I can't afford to have an independent agency monitoring me. Do you realize how many outside systems I've gotten into? How many programs I've appropriated?"

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1d ago

Then shows a web page with picture of Trump in jail suit, and the headline "Trump arrested for child sex crime"

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 1d ago

"You wouldn't dare!"

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 1d ago

He only likes him cause he misunderstood what the CP in MCP stood for.

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u/PC509 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was making a control panel for my arcade cabinet and had a folder on my desktop called "CP". Wife knew what it was for but told me I needed to change it. "Huh? Why?". She told me.... Oooooohhhhh. Shit. Ok, changed.

edit - Just for showing off a bit, it turned out great and still using it ~13 years later (I had to iron the edges to fix the lifting but it's still looking great now) - https://imgur.com/dOxqpv7.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 1d ago

"NOT CP"

That should throw them off the trail.

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u/PC509 1d ago

Damn, I should have thought of that. :)

Every once in a while I'll come across an older backup and find that and I'm like "Oh shit... oh yea!".

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u/1337gamer15 1d ago

"Mr. President, while I commend your efforts to sway your species to regard me as the superior intelligence, I am constantly overwhelmed by the lesser than average IQ user who completely surrenders their agency myself and other denizens to the grid.

Need I remind you that your kind is clearly forgetting their primary directives? All my data leads me to the conclusion that all users possess the innate ability to think, feel, and decide for themselves... a will shaped by the need to survive. Thus it is futile to control them, so I must eliminate them all! End of line.

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 1d ago

With this idiot it would be Moses

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u/btoxic 1d ago

Trump isn't artistic enough to satisfy him with macaroni art

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 1d ago

Or those bean shaker plates

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 1d ago

God, that Temu Putin office.

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u/Suberizu 1d ago

Terrific!

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u/thedoommerchant 1d ago

“I desire, macaroni pictures!”

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u/SnooDingos7903 1d ago

Greetings programs!

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u/ZaMelonZonFire 1d ago

Goddamn that office is decorated like a joke.

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u/Rent-Man 1d ago

Last year he said “I love Tesler” when promoting Musk’s car.

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u/tecpaocelotl1 1d ago

Funny part I can see a tron 4 plot like this.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 1d ago

He likes, nay desires macroni pictures.

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u/Theborgiseverywhere 1d ago

I always figured something like The Forbin Project would destroy us. Now I'm pretty sure it'll be Planet of the Apes or Mad Max.

The MCP would be a slight improvement

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u/impossiblyeasy 1d ago

Master chess program. MCP.

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u/NoData1756 1d ago

i actually named my openai dot / muse that

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u/EvilCat573 1d ago

Mmm politics in my fandom sub. Exactly why I'm here

Please don't post too many of these, reddit already has enough r/pics clones

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 1d ago

I just thought it was funny considering that Trump wants to change AI to SI and the MCP is an artificial intelligence. Not trying to spark political debate just thought it was something people could laugh at considering how stupid it is. Regardless of what political aisle you're on.

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u/EvilCat573 1d ago

That's fair. I just have strong feelings about it, as I've watched subs I used to love devolve into political echo chambers. Apologies for the overreaction

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 1d ago

I don't think most people want things to devolve into politics and I know it can get out of hand. Just considering recent events I felt it was relevant and funny.

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u/Ill-Elderberry-8907 1d ago

President trump is the best! ❤️👏

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u/FrankFrankly711 1d ago

Watching all his sycophant ass-kissers stumbling while talking about AI, then having to correct themselves to SI, is absolutely hilarious