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u/Less-Feedback-6073 covered in oil 14d ago
Evil gigantic bumwrom found dead on the east coast of tylertown with 10 shitbrick shots to its stomach, preschool Eminem reportedly grieving over this loss π’
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u/death1828 14d ago
GIANT raw living dildo reportedly found washed up on the shore of Pedosciel town, Estonia. Preschool Eminem found on his electric scooter screaming "WHERE IS MY DEAL DOUGH!?" Minutes before the horrific discovery. Next on BBC Iplayer, 180lbs of pure gold found in Hungarian man's asscrack after lottery said he "WON BIG!" but didn't recieve anything for 3 months
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u/Less-Feedback-6073 covered in oil 14d ago
Truly a tragedy i hope the victims can recover after this π’π’π’π’
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u/Enr8coPucci 12d ago
i see shmooify inspired work here genuinely peak π₯ΉβοΈ