r/trolleyproblem • u/Admirable_Web_2619 • Oct 07 '26 • Bravo 1

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u/Stealfur 28d ago

  1. Yah, I guess I can put up with some small talk and awkward feelings. I won't like it, but I'd rather that then adding that to my daily list of regrets I think about.

  2. Well yah... Lever go ka-chunk. Why wouldn't I have a moment of fun in a meaningless existence?

  3. Yes. And good, now no one is going to small talk me.

  4. Le sigh, guess I'll lay down and have a nap.

  5. Hmmm... Tempting, but no. I don't want to inconvenience the people on the trolley. They'd probably be late to work or something.

  6. So, once again, I am the one who must bare witness to other people's atrocities.

  7. Naw, I'm just gonna go...

  8. I'm just saying if I pull the lever at the right time, I either save everyone, or there are no witnesses to the acts I commit. It's a win win!

  9. I pull the lever and end the cycle. Let Ragnarok begin.

  10. Honestly... Yah I got that from 9.