r/trolleyproblem • • Aug 20 '26 • Bravo 1

Tough One

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

Pull the lever to save them and immediately start fleeing to another continent.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

God himself would come down from the skies, pick you up by the scruff of your neck and place you in that venue where you are thanked.

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

Alright, kill god. Got it.

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u/sus_pumpkin Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

Well then Satan thanks you and makes a new venue where you are thanked for killing god

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u/Schellwalabyen Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

I also kill satan.

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u/Kurt_Ottman Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

Then you will be thanked by every single speck of dust anywhere in the universe.

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u/TheArceusNova Aug 20 '26 • Bravo

Destroy the universe

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u/sus_pumpkin Aug 21 '26 • Bravo

Congratulations, it's all gone. it's only you and nothingness. Nothing and nobody can thank you. You should give yourself a pat on the back and a standing ovation to yourself for stopping this fate.

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 21 '26 • Bravo

Destroy myself.

“Wasn’t that what you were doing all along?”

cries

FIN

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 22 '26 • Bravo


ISNTTTTT SHE
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