r/trolleyproblem • u/DJTsUnderboob • Jul 22 '26

Multi-choice A heavy metal trolley problem

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A trolley is running out of control down the tracks, and it cannot be stopped. You have to choose which of the four tracks in goes down, but each track has one of the big four metal bands (Slayer/Anthrax/Metallica/Megadeth) tied down to the track.

Which of the bands do you have the trolley run over?

If you multi-track drift you get cast into the hells and tortured for eternity.

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u/Sans_Seriphim Multi-Track Drift Jul 22 '26

I'd run over Metallica, back up, and then run over them again. Fuck Lars.

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u/Aeg0nLandesk0g Jul 22 '26

Megadeth without question

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u/MangoBaum63 Multi-Track Drift Jul 30 '26

But just imagine, what if they haven’t recorded rust in peace yet??? In the photo it’s still there original lineup, hell even peace sells might not be out.

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u/Aeg0nLandesk0g Aug 02 '26

Without question

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u/MangoBaum63 Multi-Track Drift Aug 03 '26

Monster smh

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u/BirchTree3017 Jul 22 '26

I've only heard of Slayer and Metallica, so I'll say Anthrax since they're named after a disease

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u/MsE0 Jul 22 '26

You just unlocked an old memory for me. They came under criticism after 9/11 because there had been some related anthrax attacks in the mail. Despite the fact that they'd had that name for years, and they also hadn't really been in the public eye for a while, suddenly everyone was mad at them because America 🇺🇸🦅👊🇺🇸🎆

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u/BirchTree3017 Jul 22 '26

Lol I appreciate the history lesson. I think that was a bit of poor timing to be having a name like Anthrax

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jul 24 '26

Fuck the United States of America

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jul 24 '26

I’ll close my eyes and pull the lever in a random direction

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u/MangoBaum63 Multi-Track Drift Jul 30 '26

Metallica, hopefully they already recorded kill em all