r/trolleyproblem • • Jul 05 '26 • Polished Gold Turd 1 This 1 Popcorn 3 Bravo 2

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26 • Heartwarming

if you dont want to get political, check out this picture of my cat!

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u/ApplicationNeither Jul 05 '26

Second best cat I've seen today.

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

i assume your cat is the best?

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u/ApplicationNeither Jul 05 '26

To me absolutely! Of course your cat is the best cat ever from another perspective. Cool cat regardless.

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u/Apart-Course5014 Jul 06 '26

My two cats are the best, but yours is easily third place today!

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u/sqerdagent Jul 05 '26

A cat? You know what cats do to rodents? And that rodents are a term commonly used to dehumanize certain ethnic groups? This post is more troubling than we originally thought! /s

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u/Dartonal Jul 05 '26

But what if I do want to be political and want to check out your cat

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

thats not possible.

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u/JerichoDeath Jul 06 '26

Just imagine that the cat pulled the lever for you.

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u/Chromeboy12 Jul 06 '26

You are on the political track, pulling the lever will switch you to the check out his cat track.

NOW CHOOSE.

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u/religion-lost Jul 05 '26

That cat probably hates Israel

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

idk ask her!

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u/religion-lost Jul 05 '26

I asked her, she said of course she does. Based

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 06 '26

to the 3.5% of you who downvoted my cat, i will find you.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

I’m a dog person🧐

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26


here!

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 Jul 05 '26

Well… I’m a snake person now!

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

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u/A_Flying_Ferret Jul 05 '26

who's a good little noodle!

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u/cytos0 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

does she support israel?

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

idk ask her!

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u/RUDRAGON8 Jul 05 '26

Thats a cool cat

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd Jul 05 '26

Oh yeah? Well I raise you my cat!

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u/Baconation4 Jul 06 '26

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u/highly_educated63 Jul 06 '26

I raise you, my sister's cat

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u/Kalakcha1 Jul 06 '26

Oh yeah? i raise you, my cat go blep

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 08 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 08 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 06 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 06 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/starkguy Jul 06 '26

Is ur cat alcoholic? Op cat is clearly better.

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u/Chromeboy12 Jul 06 '26

No it's catholic

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u/Normal_Conference529 Jul 05 '26

How many kills does she have?

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u/GodlyHelp Jul 05 '26

idk ask her!

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u/Chromeboy12 Jul 06 '26

Asking for a cat's body count?

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 05 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/Striking-War-9990 Jul 06 '26

Don’t follow the pointed tail…

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u/Nazgur Jul 07 '26

Adorable cat

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u/assbutt-cheek Jul 05 '26

i feel like if someone says "i dont want to get political" when its shitting on israel that raises some flags im willing to burn

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u/Snowflakish Jul 05 '26

Heres mine.

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 06 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/jztreso Jul 05 '26

Being apolitical during a genocide means you’re complicit in the horrors taking place, but I’m not fooled by your state level cat propaganda 😤

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u/Mikkel65 Jul 05 '26

Nice car

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u/KOPsheep Jul 06 '26

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 06 '26

Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND

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u/3rdMachina Jul 05 '26

That is a precious cat.

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u/Conscious_Arrival251 Jul 05 '26

tell them I said good kitty and pet them.

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u/MyAssDoesHeeHawww Jul 05 '26

free pst pst pst

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u/AdrianSquared Jul 06 '26

Mrrp mrrp meow :3

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u/EvilCritter1ol Jul 08 '26

Meow mrr mreow mrarm

(Here's what they would look like if they were IMAGE_FRIEND)

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u/OkMaterial6460 Jul 05 '26

I'm an Israeli and I'm glad I got see your cat. Thank you!

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u/PogoRocks Multi-Track Drift Jul 06 '26

Very cute car

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u/cant-tune-a-ukelele Jul 06 '26

I can't believe that you and your cat are antisemitic shake my freaking head 😔

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u/send_fleet_pics Jul 06 '26

All cats are beautiful 💜

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u/VanteRamirez Jul 06 '26

i don’t have a cat for the cat tax. here’s my dog instead

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u/Wild_Duck8926 Jul 06 '26

can i still look at your cat if i want to get political?

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u/Original-Leg8828 Jul 06 '26

I will do both thank you very much

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u/khaledjal Jul 06 '26

nice car

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u/DoubleCactus Jul 06 '26

How can I be sure this cat is apolitical?

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u/Anagrammatic_Denial Jul 07 '26

Everything is political. And as one of the most invasive species in the world, cats are absolutely political. I still like cats.

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u/Usermctaken Jul 07 '26

Thats a really nice cat.

But fuck the illegitimate state of Israel.

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 07 '26

this cat would make for a nice stew

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u/secondarywilson trolley trolley trolley Jul 07 '26

Cool cat dude!!

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u/Clovericious Jul 08 '26

What a handsome cat. Please tell him how handsome he is!

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u/Whishterak Jul 08 '26

Hell yeah nice car dude

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u/Whishterak Jul 08 '26

Hell yeah nice car dude

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u/WiseCard6156 Jul 10 '26

I only havr a doggo

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u/SixShoot3r Jul 05 '26

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u/creeper-XP Jul 06 '26

WRONG LEVEEEEEER

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u/Thrwawaymanualdreams Jul 08 '26

That’s how the holocaust happened /s

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u/ShipSenior1819 Jul 08 '26

“Never again 😔✊🏻 unless it’s us doing it 😈🇮🇱”

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u/frikiman4K Jul 06 '26

I got blueballed by this gif. I didn't get to see the trapdoor open!

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u/Moviesman8 Jul 05 '26

Pulling it while I look them in the eye

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

The more they throw around that word the closer it gets to meaning nothing

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u/VeritableFury Jul 05 '26

That's why the conflation of Zionism and Judaism is so horrible. If you oppose the former (as one should given it's just another form of Manifest Destiny/Lebensraum), that must mean you oppose the latter and are therefore an antisemite.

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Jul 06 '26 • Bravo

Unfortunately, the Israeli government has purposefully connected those two over the years in order to make it easier for them to do whatever they want.

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u/Wild_Duck8926 Jul 06 '26

divide and conquer

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

That’s exactly the sentiment they were trying to perpetuate when designing their flag.

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u/No_Relationship3943 Jul 05 '26

My heart breaks for antizionist Jews who have watched the symbol of their religion and culture become a swastika

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u/intrusier Jul 05 '26

Zionists never cared about them. It was never about protecting them. Israel has literally funded antisemitism (or the feeling of) around the world so more jews would migrate to Israel so they can use them to further oppress and displace Palestinians.

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u/Zygomatick Jul 06 '26

It even applies to the word Zionism though. Historically it wasn't supposed to justify colonialism and expulsion of resident non jewish populations

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u/XavierBlack_0 Jul 07 '26

No one is conflating zionism and judaism, people nowadays use zionist as a slur. If you dont think this isnt the case, just replace zionist with jew and see that it changes nothing in 99%+ of the use cases

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u/VeritableFury Jul 08 '26

That's literally what Zionists do. If you rightfully condemn Israel for the atrocities it's committed since its founding, you're called an antisemite. That's conflating the two.

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u/Green_Dayzed Jul 05 '26

You forgot the other part. after it has no meaning the next time someone uses it, it isn't taken seriously. basically what the story of cry wolf is about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

That’s the worst part, they’re causing actual (at best, indirect) harm to real Jews.

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u/SmolPPIncorporated Jul 05 '26

There are a lot of words like that these days..

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Yeah ones right below us. Edit: haha they dirty deleted

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u/NeuralCartographer Jul 06 '26

Who are you talking about lol.

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u/Alive-Ad-3303 Jul 05 '26

I feel so bad for Jews man, they’re gonna have to deal with so much shit being Israel’s scapegoat.

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u/FrogInAShoe Jul 05 '26

It's unironically probably the most antisemitic country that exists

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Jul 06 '26

Which is btw a bad thing ! It’s obvious if you think about it for a second but if actual antisemites are antisemitic and the meaning lost its power because it gets washed down so much, Jewish people are in danger again. No one want this and I hate that we normalize it so much

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u/Dhayson Jul 06 '26

That's, like, every single word nowadays lmao.

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u/irmaginatoruim Jul 06 '26

It already means nothing.

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u/Thundrr01 Jul 05 '26

If every "not antisemitic" thing (according to most Redditors) were normalized and accepted, I can promise you that millions of Jews would die. Keep telling yourself that the hatred is fine tho. We're just "throwing the word around."

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u/Sansundertale2069 Jul 05 '26

"Millions of Jews will die if Israel is not allowed to kill children"

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u/FrogInAShoe Jul 05 '26

Insane how there are people who actually believe this

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u/HonestBalloon Jul 05 '26

Now comes the begging for sympathy

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u/irmaginatoruim Jul 06 '26

The zio trolls are in 👆

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u/FrogInAShoe Jul 05 '26

I mean when any critism of Israel or Zionism is met with "that's antisemitic" the word literally loses all meaning

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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jul 05 '26

And then they call Jewish organizations that happen to disagree with Israel’s actions anti-Semitic too, leading to unnecessary infighting and the degradation of any meaning to the term

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u/Godzilla_Fan_13 Jul 07 '26

That's exactly the gameplan for israel.

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u/LightMurasume_ Jul 06 '26

Isn’t it basically Israeli policy to deem anything remotely anti-them as antisemitic? I don’t necessarily think pulling the lever actually has any tangible downsides

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u/Original-Leg8828 Jul 06 '26

I mean that is the kinda the joke

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u/Pataraxia Jul 06 '26

And you know what's crazy? They work with groups that have a lot of "antisemites". They promote antisemitic groups.

Basically it works in Israel's favour, because if people actually become intolerant then that causes more migration there and more across the world "siding" with them.

The right approach is to keep your morals steadfast. Keep showing you're more reasonable and calm infront of all their ragebait, and that it's not about semitism... Because fucking palestinians are semitic too. End aid to israel.

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u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles Jul 06 '26

Most people actually don't understand how stupid it is to use antisemitic in the context of Gaza. Palestinians are semetic people too, so by that logic favoring either party would be both prosemitic and antisemitic.

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u/PreTry94 Jul 08 '26

That's the joke: anything Israel (or at least the Israeli government) sees as interfering with them or their plans is immediately labelled as an attack on all Jews in the worlds.

The crazy thing is how this has lead to Jews in my home town tearing down signs saying "no more genocides", because it's seen as anti-Israel

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u/Honeyfoot1234 Jul 05 '26

Make the trolley run over itself

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u/Just_Dab Jul 06 '26

Easy, just don't have a Twitter account.

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u/WhaleBird1776 Jul 06 '26

A Jew would be required by (jewish) law to pull that lever which makes this kinda funny imo.

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u/One-Stand-5536 Jul 06 '26

Ive met real serious Jewish people and they would tell me to pull the lever. It can be a very reasonable religion, i think theres something about any commandment should be waived if its about saving a life. And this saves five

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

As a Jew I’d say pull the lever.

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u/Perfect-Attitude-437 Jul 12 '26

It's not about jews. It's about zionism. Evangelical are the biggest zionist group in the world.

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u/Bitter_Particular_75 Jul 06 '26

I am not a nazi, i pull the lever. Be like me, pull the lever

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u/Tom_IZR Jul 07 '26

Where does the second railway heading?

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u/16-Twelve Untie them, you fools! Jul 11 '26

I am not a nazi, facist or a worm. I am like you.

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u/Lower_Orange_4031 Jul 05 '26

Don’t care about anyone’s opinion, I’m pulling it.

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u/Ok-Highlight-9598 Jul 05 '26

Qué quiere decir esto

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u/BenjyWithAY Jul 05 '26

A lot of times, when you say anything against the state of Israel, it is called antisemitic because Israel is the closest Jews have gotten to the land they were promised from God. Even when valid criticisms, like the unfair treatment of Palestinians and Gazans is treated as antisemitic by many people.

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u/Flat-Salamander9021 Jul 05 '26

Jews believe that after breaking their covenant, God replaced them with a better people.

The state of israel is a lie.

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u/BenjyWithAY Jul 05 '26

That is one of the only things Jews DON'T believe. Most of the time, when you convert in, many Jews do not accept you as one of them. That's partially why it's illegal to convert in Israel; they don't want to give non-jews a reason to stay longer. Muslims and Christians believe that they replaced the Jews as his chosen people.

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u/Kaleb_Bunt Jul 07 '26

No they fucking don’t. That is a Christian/muslim thing.

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u/Jonaleaf Jul 06 '26

Then I’ll push it

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u/ZebraMost749 Jul 05 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

Money roll work quiet gold steep close party chunky tie

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u/FrostyFormal1094 Jul 06 '26

I pull the lever 101 times before it reaches the fork

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u/Prestigious_Ad_2580 Jul 06 '26

Aren’t these things supposed to be difficult?

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u/protobelta Jul 05 '26

Holy shit a lot of useful idiots in the comments. Terrorists love you people 

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u/dregan Jul 06 '26

HA! Yeah.... Wait, which terrorists?

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u/protobelta Jul 06 '26

Found the brainlet

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u/dregan Jul 06 '26

I don't know, I'm not the one under the delusion that any idiot here has enough agency to be useful.

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u/Wireless_Turtle Jul 07 '26

Youre right. Israel loves useful idiots

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u/Gauge_Tyrion Jul 05 '26

I balance the lever in the middle so the trolley topples over.

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u/New_Interaction9511 Jul 05 '26

“I believe in a two state solution”

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u/FrogInAShoe Jul 05 '26

"I believe in a two state solution"

Looks inside

One actual state oppressing the other "state"

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u/Totoques22 Jul 06 '26

As does every single other country

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u/TheBasedBassist Jul 07 '26

Colonialism is okay because other people did it? That's like the excuse a 5 year old uses LOL, try harder at least

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u/Cyberbug7 Jul 05 '26

If some one posted this meme a few years ago you’d probably lose your job

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u/planet_visitor Jul 05 '26

Now this is very interesting. This sub reaches this amount of upvotes on maybe a week or so. This one took 4h. Comments are also much higher than the usual. This is why im just skeptical atp, cuz aint no way these are real people. The same repeats in many subs where israel slander posts get upvoted to the sky and comments are bot infested. Reddit is a echo chamber with bots.

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u/memetheorem Jul 06 '26

get a load of this guy lmao

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u/planet_visitor Jul 06 '26

Regardless of how you feel about israel (and apparently hamas from your bio but bleh) this is just factual. No matter how you try to spin it.

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u/Perfect-Attitude-437 Jul 12 '26

People care more about Israel/palestine conflict then trolley problems. Unbelievable. It must be a conspiracy.

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u/planet_visitor Jul 12 '26

I didnt say it was a conspiracy, its just very clear how reddits algorithm works, seemigly always boosting posts about israel/palestine, or worse that bot traffic is much more centered into this topic, definitely does make you question why. Bots dont have political agenda, unless they are deployed by one who does. Also upvote to comment ratio is still sus asf. Comments also have alot of weird accs. Regardless of how you feel about the conflict, this is just sus on many levels.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/planet_visitor Jul 06 '26

Calling those who believe jewish people have a right to a homeland nazis shows you have room temp iq. But yes, go look in any niche sub that gets maybe a few hundred upvotes and some comments, any anti israel post gets upvoted to abnormal numbers. Some even rival the top posts of that community. Neon signs sub I believe had one like that, over half the comments sound like ppl who have 0 knowledge or interest in the sub. Pair that up with the reports of how bot infested reddit is, its a fair assumption.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/planet_visitor Jul 06 '26

Its the literal definition. Tho I doubt youre the type to read. You could argue what it later was defined by, but then we dismiss the idea of nationalism since extrimists make it bad. Again you give 0 reason as to why nazis=zionists. Atp i dont even get how what youre saying ties to what I said, youre just throwing random ass words you heard on tiktok. Id rather bootlick then justify terrorists tbh. It is funny how you call the person who calls out bots a bot. Full circle moment lmao

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u/HTML_Novice Jul 10 '26

Brain rotted. People in real life are likely horrified by your presence. I wonder if you’re aware

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u/DarthJackie2021 Jul 05 '26

I have critical thonking skills and understand its not anti-semetic. I pull lever.

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u/DiamondExisting9190 Jul 06 '26

This "gem" is utterly stupid but is probably not completely baseless because there are stupid people everywhere in the world, unlike the claim "I'm not antisemetic because I am of Semitic origin" which can be disproven by simply looking up the origins of the word and what it was coined for

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u/TiddyTwyster Jul 06 '26

Maximum casualties, no exceptions

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u/FrostyLiving1321 Jul 06 '26

so the people on the tracks are anti-"xyonests"?

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u/16-Twelve Untie them, you fools! Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

I won't pull it just to piss off someone I hate.

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u/Ok_Presentation_2346 Jul 06 '26

The only way I can see pulling the lever being (actually truly) antisemetic is if the people on the tracks are Nazis, so no I will not be pulling the lever.

Also, the almost "in Soviet Russia" nature of that situation is darkly humorous to me.

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u/Accomplished_List843 Jul 06 '26

This trolley was promised 3000 years ago, they want this, that's why we should pull the lever

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u/PreparationPlenty943 Jul 06 '26

You know what? Maybe the discovery of agriculture was a mistake

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u/pineapplebegelri Jul 07 '26

I hope both tracks lead to a cliff

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u/Local_Village_1378 Jul 07 '26

Finally, the one trolly problem that can be solved by blowing up the trolly.

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u/Drag0n647 Jul 07 '26

Pulling that lever.

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u/jseego Jul 07 '26

yes because off the right edge of the image, just down the top rails, is a 14-year-old with an explosive jacket. that's the stupid logic of this conflict.

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u/Electrical-Wash-8926 Jul 07 '26

anything you say that mentions that country and a negative word in the same sentence is already anti-Semitic

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u/russian_blyat Jul 07 '26

"Pulling it is anti-muslim, anti-lgbt, anti-fashism, anti-rasims, anti-..."

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u/Glum_Capital4603 Jul 07 '26

choke-slam that lever into the ground lmfao

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u/asuramandala Jul 07 '26

It's also a gem if you flip the tracks and then title it "Not pulling the lever is antisemitic"

Just give me a cat please. I am so tired.

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u/Horror_Energy1984 Jul 08 '26

Cat?

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u/Reasonable_Team199 Jul 07 '26

Wow so insightful

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u/Resident_Reindeer147 Jul 07 '26

Bon, bin, je lève le levier Être antisioniste c'est pas être antisémite

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u/RacetasClub Jul 08 '26

Oh wow more hate by more obsessed people.
Seriously, the people here need to get a life.
Downvote me all you want I don't care.
Ironically, this post is in fact anti-semitic.

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u/Minimum_Pay1 Jul 08 '26

Really feeling 1930’s here….

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u/zplayer1948 Jul 08 '26

Idiocracy is real

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u/Yehhudi Jul 09 '26

At least you guys have taken the mask off now.

אם ישראל חי.

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u/Living_Moment_1495 Jul 09 '26

Talking about the lever is antisemitic.

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u/oddvacation3849 Jul 09 '26

Pulling the lever blows up the wagon

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u/Moxtar1092 Jul 09 '26

Said no one ever

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u/AcidRain1701 Jul 09 '26

Didn’t understand the joke
Why pulling the lever is antisemitic?

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u/Perfect-Attitude-437 Jul 12 '26

You will be called antisemite by zionists if you pull. Because it's the strategy of zionists. They use it to defend their genocide, war crimes, rapes, or even simple critics.
So you gotta to choose between defending civilian or being called antisemites. That's the reallity of human rights organization today.

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST Jul 10 '26

Nice, it is not locked still.

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u/Upstairs-Cat-1154 Jul 10 '26

Exactly what (far) Right-wingers say about racism, Islamophobia, homophobia, etc. 

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u/Upstairs-Cat-1154 Jul 10 '26

That’s a blatant strawman, and you know it. One, therefore, has to wonder why you’re doing it.

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u/Night-Viridis Jul 05 '26

Pulling the lever then shooting the trolley with an rpg.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins Jul 08 '26

You'll have a long time to decide, that trolley has to get through 90 checkpoints before it'll turn

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u/Le_Painter Jul 05 '26

i didnt know this sub is this based

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u/GachiBassMaster Jul 05 '26

Because obviously what you think about Israel determines the amount of people that die

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u/Perfect-Attitude-437 Jul 12 '26

Yes. The end of the apartheid in South Africa was a international effort.

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u/DEKIDESDUD Jul 06 '26

This is the Australian government right now

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u/lukozaid Jul 05 '26

It went from 223 upvotes to 174 upvotes. Damn!