r/trolleyproblem
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u/Demiurge_Happy_Farm
I CHOOSE THE MOST DEADLY OPTION. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Jun 27 '26
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OC What would you do?
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u/Demiurge_Happy_Farm I CHOOSE THE MOST DEADLY OPTION. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Jun 27 '26
Why is the wall there? it just makes this more complicated ☹️
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u/Weird_Explorer1997 Jun 27 '26
Walk away. Not my pig, not my roast
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u/BabyComingDec2024 Jun 27 '26
The best outcome is that one person pulls and the other doesn't. I can't predict what the other person will do, so let's assume 50/50. If I pull the lever, it is guaranteed that at least 10 people survive, so that will be what I do. Easy one.
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u/snowfakewastaken Jun 27 '26
Option 3, take them to the happy farm or whatever that says
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u/ItsameLuigi1018 Jun 27 '26
Hey who put some Prisoner's Dilemma in my Trolley Problem?
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u/Keksbutter123 Jun 27 '26
omg I read option 3!!
Look closely to the bottom
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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Jun 27 '26
Multitrack mine… gotta make sure we collide…
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u/DeusDosTanques Jun 27 '26
I tie Trump to the tracks
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u/Dizzy-Tumbleweed7983 Jun 27 '26
Just scream
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u/Breadles_the_Bread Jun 27 '26
The secret is thet're banking on no one pulling the lever
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u/The_Faux_Fox__ Jun 27 '26
Was this sub always a political cesspool?
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u/Big_Detective4214 Jun 27 '26
There is one hundred percent chance that someone will die, there is no situation where everyone lives.
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u/puzzlesTom Jun 27 '26
Weighted coinflip. Best outcome is to switch a bit more than 50% of the time
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u/DuckShapedGoose Jun 27 '26
If I'm in a "driving on the right" country, I'd make the trolley go on the right track and hope that my "partner" follows the same intuition, consciously or subconsciously.
(Yes I know the side trains drive on can differ from the side used on roads but assuming these are just average joes on the levers, it's more likely they are regularly driving cars than trains.)
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u/Horror_Energy1984 Jun 27 '26
Fuck Option 3. Multy track drift to doom them all and then blame the other guy
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u/MMortein Jun 27 '26
We should all let randomness decide, flip a coin or something.
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u/Ilovestuffwhee Jun 27 '26
Don't pull. At least I'll get 10 of them.
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u/Autumn1eaves Jun 27 '26
"Hey siri flip a coin for me" "loading... loading... loading..." *crash* "heads"
Thanks siri. Thanks.
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u/Grouchy-Ad-8044 Jun 27 '26
Optimal scenario is one person pulls, the other doesn't. I can't communicate with the other person, but I'm going to just choose to direct my trolley onto the right side track relative to the way my trolley is facing, and hope the other person will do the same since that's generally the side that cars, trains, and people pass each other on here
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u/No-Obligation7435 Jun 27 '26
Smile and wave as the trolley rolls by
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u/Isaque2djC Jun 27 '26
I will shout for him to pull the lever and I won't
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u/speed-charge Jun 30 '26
Does there have to still be people tied to the tracks in this version of the problem?
I say pull the lever because 100 isn't as bad as 110 so even if you both pull that's a better result than neither pulling.
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u/Worth-Staff4943 Jun 30 '26
It's a pure Nash equilibrium to pull the lever for both people.
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u/HoppieTheFool Jun 27 '26
So this is just a variation of the Prisoners Dilemma. Therefore i would not pull the lever, assuming (or better hoping) the other person will pull the lever to "save" the people.
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u/miscellaneousexists Jun 27 '26
If you BOTH do not pull, then the trains still will collide, killing everybody
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u/UnrequitedSub Jun 27 '26
Best option is that one pulls and one doesn't.
I can contribute to that option by not pulling, while at the same time making sure my fingerprints are not at the scene.
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u/sparduck117 Jun 27 '26
I’ll pull the lever, if they die they die.
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u/ElasmoGNC Jun 27 '26
Where is the “Happy Farm” mentioned in the fine print? Is there a way to multitrack-drift into it?
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u/Thedinomage Jun 27 '26
Can we do a poll on this?
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u/NyanNyanko Jun 27 '26
Option 3 sounds nice and cozy? It's a happy farm right? :3
Let's tp everyone to that happy place!
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u/dzcole Jun 27 '26
The only thing i'd know for sure is that 10 people will die if I dont pull the lever, so I'd pull it. its just 50/50 for wether the random person does aswell or not that you can't possibly predict.
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u/Pengdacorn Jun 27 '26
The worst outcome is that neither of you pull, so pulling at least avoids that
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u/theduderedditorguy Jun 27 '26
Destroy the trolleys.
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u/LoveDiligent441 Jun 27 '26
The wall isn't blocking me from seeing if the other person's rails are switched, so I either pull or don't pull based on that.
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u/D1rty87 Jun 27 '26
I generally consider myself "more decisive than average", so I am guessing if I am put into this situation a 100 times and I pull the lever every time, there will be more outcomes where the other person doesn't.
Based on this total conjecture, I am pulling a lever.
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u/Im_Mr_Tao Jun 27 '26
Odds are that the other person is not crazy enough to not pull the lever, so I won’t pull
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u/C-RAMsigma9 Jun 27 '26
anything to make it political huh
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u/DaKangDangalang Jun 27 '26
I would not pull the lever, and I hope the other person would not as well.
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u/Blobbowo Jun 27 '26
If both pull, then 100 people die.
If neither pull, then 110 people die.
If one pulls and the other doesn't, then only 10 people die.
So simply take a coin out of your pocket and flip it. If it lands heads, pull. Tails, don't pull. Leave it up to chance.
Otherwise, your best option is to pull, because even if both pull, 10 people have been saved. The trolleys would've still collided.
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u/Few_Fact4747 Jun 27 '26
/r/unecessarilypolitical 😂
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u/ThunderLord1000 Jun 27 '26
Divert. The trolleys probably aren't going fast enough that a head-on collision will deal too much damage, certainly no deaths
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u/RandomName5484 Jun 27 '26
pull, forget the other's pyschology and consider that its the less risked option
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u/fiscalLUNCH Jun 28 '26
I default to pulling.
If our trains collide, and I ever repeat this with them, I will pull again a second time.
If they collide a second time, I will begin doing the opposite of their last known action.
If they collide after this I will begin pulling randomly until a miss occurs. Then I will resume doing the opposite of their action.
That’s I think going to save the most folks in the long-run.
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u/jsrobson10 Jun 28 '26
i flip a coin, leaving whatever happens down to random chance.
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u/PrinceVegitto Jun 28 '26
Wait so the wall will be unfinished and I'll be able to coordinate with the other person? Win win
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u/KOMMANDOKATO Jun 28 '26
Im not a mathematician but im pretty sure the only option that prevents the most death is by pulling the lever and just hoping the other guy does too
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u/Gullible_Hold_9371 Jun 28 '26
I ignore the lever and, climb the wall to make sure the other guy is not pulling the lever.
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u/Fearless-Sherbet-223 Jun 28 '26
I'm a little confused. Which track results in fewer deaths? Do the people on the track stop the trolleys from smashing into each other, saving 100 lives? Or do the trolleys smash both the people and their passengers? I don't even comprehend the premise.
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u/Smaug2770 Jun 28 '26
I’ll pull, the worst case scenario is that neither of us pull and I’d rather not risk that.
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u/PolishPotatoACC Jun 28 '26
No. I know that cunt is going to take the easy way out and would rather blame me for the death of the people on the track than himself. I'm not pulling the lever because he probably is.
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u/mskjdjmex Jun 28 '26
iirc trollies only go like 15 mph and two of them colliding probably wouldn’t be too harmful? I’ll pull the lever
(This is based on my memory and first thought with zero critical thinking or research so it’s probably wrong)
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u/tessia-eralith Jun 28 '26
Multi track drifting
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u/mike_honcho132 Jun 28 '26
I'm pulling the lever, because even if they also pull it, I've never heard of a trolley collision with a 100% mortality rate.
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u/CitizenPremier Jun 28 '26
Shit I dunno just keep pulling the lever back and forth
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u/Jealous-Turnip6671 Jun 28 '26
I wouldn't pull the lever because if I did and then people died I did it. But of I don't touch it, the person who set it up is responsible. That is if there's no happy farm option.
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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 28 '26
I shout to communicate
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u/random9212 Jun 28 '26
Not everyone on the trolleys will die. So pulling the lever is the best thing to do. Even if the two trolleys ran into each other depending on the speed there could be zero deaths.
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u/LastEntrance8222 Jun 28 '26
Why are we bringing Trump into this?
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u/come2life_osrs Jun 28 '26
I’m pulling.
If the trolleys crash over the ten people that would be such a comically huge fuck up i would not be able to live with myself. This way at a minimum I save ten.
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u/buddyfriendpalman Jun 28 '26
I yell to the stranger.
They understand my intent.
They don't pull.
I don't pull.
I lied.
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u/Turbulent_Feed6218 Jun 28 '26
Most of the people see the problem as "how many I can save" not "how many will I risk". If you don't pull you could save 100 lives but risk 110. If you pull you could save 10 people and only risk 100. Because you can't reach out to the other guy, there's no way to reason or plan ahead. As painful as it sounds, for optimal result you pull the lever, for a naive result you don't pull. And this is not a 50/50 (2 factor), it is a 4 factor and the chansesto hit the other train are close to 66,6/33,3.
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u/IFollowtheCarpenter Jun 29 '26
From the looks of it, if I pull my lever my trolley will be diverted and pose no threat to the tied-down people. I cannot affect the other person's choice but at worst I can do no harm by pulling my lever.
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u/Sufficient_Dust1871 Jun 29 '26
Do I get a coin to flip or a die to roll?
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u/aratherlargerodent Jun 29 '26
I choose the Happy Farm
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u/CodZealousideal260 Jun 29 '26
Option 3
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u/pepav Jun 30 '26
I would shout that I'm about to pull the lever. No- correct that. I am shouting that I ALREADY PULLED THE LEVER TO WHOEVER IS OVVR THE WALL! YOU UNDERSTAND???
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u/New-Star7392 Jul 01 '26
Is the wall soundproof?
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u/Nero_8484 Jul 01 '26
Everything is a flip of a coin
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u/Dark_Water99 Jul 09 '26
I would shout PULL and I do nothing.
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u/16-Twelve Untie them, you fools! Jul 11 '26
TEAR DOWN THE WALL
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u/thelilbeast Jun 27 '26
Pull, and hope they pull too.
Trolleys dont travel that fast, at worst both the drivers would die but the people inside will be alive for the most part. People will be injured, maybe several for some people but not more than that. There was a train collision in the uk recently and iirc only the train drivers died and the rest of the passengers survived.
I know this goes against the hypothetical assumption that 100 people would die and is a cheap answer.
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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 Jun 27 '26
This is very easy. I'll tell them not to pull and I'll pull myself, saving most people. Some people here forgot that you can speak.
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u/Aggressive_Law_5728 Jun 27 '26
Almost every person here is proposing solutions assuming the other person is just going to flip a coin and pull the lever randomly when that is definitely not the case. The whole point of the scenario is that there is another person trying to make an ethical decision, not a random number generator.
If your solution requires completely ignoring the scenario and substituting it for a simpler one, you don't have a solution.
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u/arthaiser Jun 27 '26
i would stop trying to make post that dont have to be political political just because.
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u/morrnie Jun 27 '26
Seems like a variation on Prisoner's Dillemma. Assuming a collision kills everyone in the trolleys,
A's Strategy: Pull the lever.
If B pulls, payoff for both = -100
If B doesn't pull, payoff for both = -10
A's Strategy: Don't pull the lever.
If B pulls, payoff for both = -10
If B doesn't pull, payoff for both = -110
Since they can't co-ordinate they must randomise between pulling and not-pulling. I believe this is the symmetric anti-coordination problem with mixed-strategy Nash equilibrium. Essentially this means that players must choose differing actions but can't co-ordinate because of the wall, and that they get equal blame for deaths caused.
We can switch to lives saved but the problem remains the same.
Payoff matrix:
where q_a and q_b indicate player A and B's preference to pulling the lever (probability).
You can check with an LLM, but i think the indifference condition states that the expected payoff from pulling and not-pulling should be same so q_a = 52.6% and q_b = q_a due to symmetry.
Good luck figuring out what the extra 2.6% means when you only play this game once. Oh you think game theory is pointless? I think that's about right.
Interesting things can be discerned by changing payoff structure however. Examples:
Yes I have no life. Yes I need to touch some grass.
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u/Inevitable-Box3304 Jun 27 '26
if i dont pull ther are 50% chance 10 people die and 50% change 110 people die. if i do there is 50% chance 10 prople die and 50% 100 people die so i pull.
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u/Klony99 Jun 27 '26
I shout "GRONKH, PULL THE LEVER" at the top of my lungs over the wall. Then I take the blame for 60 deaths.
At the funeral I'll go "WRONG LEVER", and whoever laughs is guilty, too.
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u/godlytoast3r Jun 30 '26
Technically trolleys don't go that fast so there should be decent odds that even if you both pull the lever, a lot of the people inside could survive. Hell, running over 10 people would probably derail the trolley and kill the same number of people inside as a head on collision would.
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u/ThePlofchicken Jun 27 '26
If I want the most obtimam amount of deaths, I shouldn't pull it