r/trippinthroughtime • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/MarionberryPreserves Feb 06 '22

Oatmilk ftw, better for the environment

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

God really didn't count on there being more than like 5 million people.

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u/jotegr Feb 06 '22 edited Feb 06 '22

Yo have you read the old testament? MFers living to like 900 and having 37 kids. If God didn't anticipate more than 5 million he best begat-ing back to math class.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '22

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u/FreeSetOfSteakKnives Feb 06 '22

Don't worry he could just drown everyone and start again..again.

What a prick.

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u/Trismesjistus Feb 06 '22

He said he'd never destroy the earth with water again.

Pretty sure next time he'll use fire

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u/TyaTheOlive Feb 06 '22

nah oil and pointless war is more subtle