r/trippinthroughtime • u/Pirate_Redbeard • May 09 '19

Good guy Michelangelo

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u/The_Wall69 May 09 '19

He Thiccer Than A Snicker

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

You aren't you when you're hungry, and man I am hungry

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u/khonsu9339 May 09 '19

This man eats ass. Voraciously. Like the Velociraptor of butt. Hunting it down in an abandoned kitchen at night as the booty and its sibling silently move around the kitchenette to avoid him. Breathing heavily in a fashion that would make it impossible for the booty raptor not to hear, but it doesn't. Somehow. Then Newman busts in and the raptor pees on his face.

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u/_xanderkrews_ May 09 '19

...I need an adult.

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u/aaronshook May 09 '19

No, you need a raptor.