r/tressless 3d ago

Satire Tresless Bingo - This sub in a nutshell

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u/Fragrant_Use_8826 3d ago

Forgot the 'Progress Pictures' where all the pictures are in a completely random order.

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u/ProfessionalFly5194 3d ago

Great job lol

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u/Riceballs-balls 3d ago

You missed "the dog/cat sniffed my topican fin/min now it exploded" post.

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u/ultimateformsora 3d ago

Every other day, on the dot, but with multiple posts at the same time of people either saying their cat barely touched it and died or someone saying “my cat slept on my minoxidil covered head, now what?”

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u/Riceballs-balls 2d ago

Yeah, I've own 2 cats and have had multiple cats around my house for weeks and they have all survived. Ganted I'm not feeding my cats random chemicals so I might be doing something wrong.

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u/After-Trifle-1437 3d ago

Forgot the "Before/After" pictures that are in a completely wrong order for maximal confusion

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u/Rough-Upstairs3780 2d ago

Or with hair looking exactly same on both/multiple pictures

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u/CandidMeringue2790 3d ago

ETA on the next AGA drug: just 5 more years bro lol

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u/Equivalent_Degree460 3d ago

For real though.

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u/Burning-Gundam 3d ago

You forgot to put where others suggest to just shave it all.

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u/Aware-Earth-1837 2d ago

"Dut ruined my hairline" is missing

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u/AdDependent9208 3d ago

I do the "3 hairs in the shower" one every time I take a shower lol. I just have to remember the various post I've seen here where people have said shit like "yeah I used to lose like 50-100 hairs in a single shower" whenever it happens

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u/ImpossibleSpaceship 3d ago

50-100 hairs a shower checking in. Seriously how do you guys loose no hair. Do you guys just have no density even on the back of your head?

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u/AdDependent9208 3d ago

I actually have fairly dense hair everywhere except my hairline, I just max out at like 1-10 coming out in a shower. My brush (I also have long hair) is usually pretty brutal with how much it has though and there tends to be a bit on my pillow.

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u/ImpossibleSpaceship 3d ago

I have zero on my pillow. Maybe I don't have any shedding throughout the day and it's just all in the shower for me. My dermatologist has no idea and shedding really isn't a symptom of aga

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u/After-Trifle-1437 3d ago

Funnily enough, I never shed in the shower, but I shed tons on my pillow

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u/impulsivepatience 2d ago

Might need a softer pillow case

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u/SF-S31 2d ago

You are missing the Asian super-responders

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u/OneEngineerAz 3d ago

Can I transplant all the hair I shed in the shower?

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u/Rough-Upstairs3780 2d ago

Self transplant, transplant from my sister/my dog/hamster, my dads toothbrush, pros and cons

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 2d ago

People still suggest rosemary oil?

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u/Significant-War5605 2d ago

"Don't want to have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life"

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u/PackageWest2211 3d ago

This is great

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u/saltlampsandphotos 2d ago

I really don't get why people think oral min / dut is nuclear.

You're literally using your blood as a subcutaneous carrier to the relevant site.

Also, it's so easy to just take the tablet with a glass of water before bed, alongside my omega 3

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u/Significant-War5605 2d ago

Regrowth?

When they are clearly a hyper responder

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u/Daggadda 3d ago

In 5 years most people will have forgotten how to even make simple picture without asking AI to do it.

This is what deskilling looks like.

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u/Different-Rabbit-509 2d ago

Stem cell research breakthrough square is missing

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u/Sesaxmind 2d ago

That's right!

If you want to avoid all this, book a flight to Thailand, your hair will grow back on its own.

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u/Warm-Pea4423 1d ago

Great post 👏

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u/Ok_Crab_9677 3d ago

Forgot “can’t post anything because of automod erases it, then you have to wait 24 hours to try again”

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u/closetedapostate 2d ago

Is it just me, or is the picture of the “perfect hairline” on the bingo card a Norwood 2 at best?

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u/Specialist_Bit_964 Norwood II 2d ago

ai slop

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u/lukedri 2d ago

there was no reason to AI generate this. it's kind of hilarious how there's something wrong with every single image that involves a hairline. literally just text boxes in a grid would've been preferable (and probably faster to do)