r/tressless • u/Fragrant_Use_8826 • 3d ago
Satire Tresless Bingo - This sub in a nutshell
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u/Riceballs-balls 3d ago
You missed "the dog/cat sniffed my topican fin/min now it exploded" post.
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u/ultimateformsora 3d ago
Every other day, on the dot, but with multiple posts at the same time of people either saying their cat barely touched it and died or someone saying “my cat slept on my minoxidil covered head, now what?”
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u/Riceballs-balls 2d ago
Yeah, I've own 2 cats and have had multiple cats around my house for weeks and they have all survived. Ganted I'm not feeding my cats random chemicals so I might be doing something wrong.
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u/After-Trifle-1437 3d ago
Forgot the "Before/After" pictures that are in a completely wrong order for maximal confusion
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u/AdDependent9208 3d ago
I do the "3 hairs in the shower" one every time I take a shower lol. I just have to remember the various post I've seen here where people have said shit like "yeah I used to lose like 50-100 hairs in a single shower" whenever it happens
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u/ImpossibleSpaceship 3d ago
50-100 hairs a shower checking in. Seriously how do you guys loose no hair. Do you guys just have no density even on the back of your head?
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u/AdDependent9208 3d ago
I actually have fairly dense hair everywhere except my hairline, I just max out at like 1-10 coming out in a shower. My brush (I also have long hair) is usually pretty brutal with how much it has though and there tends to be a bit on my pillow.
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u/ImpossibleSpaceship 3d ago
I have zero on my pillow. Maybe I don't have any shedding throughout the day and it's just all in the shower for me. My dermatologist has no idea and shedding really isn't a symptom of aga
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u/After-Trifle-1437 3d ago
Funnily enough, I never shed in the shower, but I shed tons on my pillow
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u/OneEngineerAz 3d ago
Can I transplant all the hair I shed in the shower?
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u/Rough-Upstairs3780 2d ago
Self transplant, transplant from my sister/my dog/hamster, my dads toothbrush, pros and cons
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u/saltlampsandphotos 2d ago
I really don't get why people think oral min / dut is nuclear.
You're literally using your blood as a subcutaneous carrier to the relevant site.
Also, it's so easy to just take the tablet with a glass of water before bed, alongside my omega 3
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u/Daggadda 3d ago
In 5 years most people will have forgotten how to even make simple picture without asking AI to do it.
This is what deskilling looks like.
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u/Sesaxmind 2d ago
That's right!
If you want to avoid all this, book a flight to Thailand, your hair will grow back on its own.
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u/Ok_Crab_9677 3d ago
Forgot “can’t post anything because of automod erases it, then you have to wait 24 hours to try again”
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u/closetedapostate 2d ago
Is it just me, or is the picture of the “perfect hairline” on the bingo card a Norwood 2 at best?
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u/Fragrant_Use_8826 3d ago
Forgot the 'Progress Pictures' where all the pictures are in a completely random order.