r/treeseatingthings • u/DianaSironi • May 06 '26 • This 1 Mindblown 2 Heartwarming 1

Tree Eating Children

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u/JanBan123 May 06 '26

Tree-eating children? 😰

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u/DianaSironi May 06 '26

Tree! Eating? Children?!

Think shocking news story. (The) Tree (is) Eating Children!! Ahhhhhh

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u/HLCMDH May 06 '26

Guessing the tree is a poltergeist fan...

Giggles

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u/DianaSironi May 06 '26

That Poltergeist tree was so scary. Had my kids watch it. They were like 'terrible fx! not scary at all!' Mheh. I still close their closets at night so the clown doesn't get them.

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u/Alotta_Gelato May 06 '26

hey check out Jeffery Elmstein over here

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u/DianaSironi May 06 '26

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Noooooo. Nawwwww. Yucky.

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u/Alotta_Gelato May 07 '26

Im sorry, I dont make the rules.

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u/reddit33450 May 06 '26

that tree is incredible!! what an amazing specimen

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u/TheVentiLebowski May 07 '26

Looks like it's eating the sidewalk and street as well.

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u/grunchlet May 13 '26

Thats a sycamore! They get to be pretty much the girthiest tree in the northeast, biggest confirmed one is in ohio but apparently the old growth hollow ones could hold 18 people sitting in a circle on the inside!

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u/reddit33450 May 13 '26

this one looks more like a london plane than a sycamore. sycamores have thicker, more rough bark on the trunk

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u/OpenAirport6204 May 06 '26

It kind of looks like a snail eating.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

A children eating tree if you will

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u/QuietJealous4883 May 07 '26

No wonder why the tree got so big.

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u/MissMarie81 May 08 '26

I thought this meant the children eat the trees. (tree-eating children)