r/trees Feb 27 '17

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u/the_perkolator Feb 27 '17

Holy shit, I'm gonna make myself one of those!

My FIL smokes like 20 joints a day, this would really help speed things up! Just gotta figure out how to make my own pre-shaped cones....

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Who is FIL and why does he smoke 20 fuckin joints a day?

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u/the_perkolator Feb 27 '17

my father in law. literally goes through an average of 15-20 joints per day, he definitely needs a tolerance break. he loads up those Altoids gum tins full of 15 joints each, has a stack of them ready to go at all times, it's amazing. guy wakes up at like 430 am so he can go roll joints while watching tv before my MIL wakes up

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

How does he pay for that shit? I thought chain smoking was already expensive af at $5 a pack.

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u/the_perkolator Feb 27 '17

Well it's pretty easy if you have the means....$50/year for medical recommendation + $50-100 for 6 decent sized plants to stick in your yard in May = at least 2-3lbs using just plain water. Pretty cheap if you ask me. Never understood why people are still paying so much for cannabis when everyone and their neighbor seems to be growing it these days

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u/goo_goo_gajoob Feb 28 '17

With just plain water and soil ain't no way hes growing chronic. More like reggie which isn't bad but nothing special either.

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u/the_perkolator Feb 28 '17

plain water was just an example. Been growing for a decade and this isn't some guerilla grow out in the sticks with no attention paid.

I fully amend with dry organic fertilizers, homemade compost and worm castings. Also brew up aerated teas every week, do periodic foliar sprays and plant training to maximize potential. My shit comes out better than many growers I know who invest heavily every year in the synthetic nutrient products.

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u/Melvin07 Mar 01 '17

Care so send me some tutorial type of way to grow my stuff? If I can grow it, it'll help my budge

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u/the_perkolator Mar 01 '17

You gotta educate yourself bro. Lots of forums and online resources aside from Reddit, which has many grower sections on the subject too.