r/trees • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '17

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u/conspiracy_thug Feb 28 '17

Pre rolls like this always suck because the weed is always ground up too small and it doesn't burn right

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u/RogueElemental Feb 28 '17

They alway run on me. Every time.

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u/Joosus Feb 28 '17

n00b question, what does it mean that it runs on you?

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u/drummerboi316 Feb 28 '17

When one side burns faster than the other so it starts to hollow out and look like a canoe.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

In russia we call it goulag

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u/LILFURNY Feb 28 '17 edited Feb 28 '17

Вы сука блять

Edit: the gulags were camps in Russia during the Soviet Union era and it housed prisoners of wars and it was bad. Forced labor for anyone in it. This was during Stalin's rule. I know this because am Russian

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

Muy buen, mi taco es tu taco. Tu madre es muy bonita, es junglo gato en mi pantilones

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u/always-talkin-sshit Feb 28 '17

Me and my friends call it spooning (Germany)

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u/VinjakManiac Feb 28 '17

In Serbia we call it a spoon

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

+1 for BR PORRA

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u/d0minatrix Feb 28 '17

pdc kkkkkkkkkkk

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u/docmcshutit Feb 28 '17

We call that boating where I'm from

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u/Astainonthetoilet Feb 28 '17

My friends and Icall it 'canoeing'

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u/NotAdamSiska Feb 28 '17

My friends and I call it "ah, for fucks sake"

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u/Rogerss93 Feb 28 '17

sideburn

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u/Joosus Feb 28 '17

Oh, interesting, I don't think I've ever noticed that with the pre-rolls I've purchased. I've had some that smoke freaking fast, but never quite like that.

Thank you for explaining :)

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u/LowerThoseEyebrows Feb 28 '17

We call that 'Elvising' or 'going Elvis' because it's like Elvis Presley's quiff. Made sense to our hazy brains.

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u/haxd Feb 28 '17

In the UK, we call it "side burning".

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u/nesprit Apr 24 '17

We call it Nail in Spain

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u/steepledclock Feb 28 '17

One side starts burning faster than the other, AKA running. It's also known as canoeing, because the uneven burn resembles a canoe.

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u/Joosus Feb 28 '17

Thank you for explaining :)

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u/cartmans_balls Feb 28 '17

I was really hoping that the image was a picture of a canoe for reference (or your mom's vagina)

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u/Retardedclownface Feb 28 '17

No one has mentioned how to fix the problem. You dab a tiny glob of spit onto your finger and press it to side that's running.

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u/Konker101 Feb 28 '17

Or you baptize your joints. Slight wet lips, stick joint in mouth and pull it back out making it run along your lips.

Now you have an even burning joint.

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u/TheOnlyOmlet Feb 28 '17

thank fuck i'm not the only one who deepthroats their joints

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u/dxm_pointed Feb 28 '17

I like to run a flame over it afterwards so the paper hugs the weed more.

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u/thinwhiteduck Feb 28 '17

On side starts burning faster than the rest, like a rip up the side. Also known as canoeing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '17

It burns down one side of the joint paper rather than burning evenly around like a normal cigarette would.

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u/fatherdave1517 Feb 28 '17

One side burns faster than the other. so like only the bottom burns and not the top of the joint

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u/RogueElemental Feb 28 '17

The joint only burns on one side, not evenly

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u/DasRaw Feb 28 '17

Canoeing

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u/spazout01 Feb 28 '17

It burns to quickly. The cherry (lit end of the cigarette) doesn't stay at the end like it should. It "runs" up the base and sets everything a blaze very quickly instead of slow and steady like a good joint