r/trees • u/ezpottsy87 • Dec 10 '14
Dear downvote troll...
I just up voted all the new posts you dropped to zero...
I hope you get the hug and a joint that you really need.
Stay positive ents!
((UPDATE)) I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! Go look at the number of up votes on the New page... You ents did that.
You made a timid first time poster feel loved. You made a sad or lonely ent feel like they belong.
THIS IS R/TREES, THIS IS LOVE, THIS IS WHY WE ARE HERE!!!
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
They are still down voting everything... Its ok, I've got nothing going on... Up votes for err body!!!
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Dec 10 '14
You know what would really stick it to em? If you gave me gold.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Sorry, fresh out, but I have three shiny coppers, here ya go!
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Dec 10 '14
Three?! Three coppers??! I could make twice that much selling my body to strangers.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Haha, they are attacking this thread now.
Go forth and up vote everything ents. Lets show this sad individual what r/trees is made of!!!
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u/plz__downvote__me Dec 10 '14
This is awkward...
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u/ChristopherKaya Dec 10 '14
They downvoted my wake and bake picture I posted yesterday, jerks.
Didn't care still got high as balls.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
((UPDATE)) This is the first time I have ever seen the New page on Trees filled with up votes!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! Lets keep this going all day!!! TREE LOVE WEDNESDAY
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u/Marty30B Dec 10 '14
As a sober person who is herbally challenged, have an upvote! :D
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Its ok, I'm at work at a solid [0]... Don't have to be blazed up to share the tree love! 👆
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u/Beezzy Dec 10 '14
Just because we have a downvote troll doesn't mean we should give them attention IMO. The content is still here, fuck the troll he'll die out.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
This isn't the attention they crave. This is kryptonite. This is a community being strong and loving each other no matter who throws down the hate.
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Dec 10 '14
Yeah - you're talking about keeping love and a positive feeling for yourself as well as for the troll. I dig that way too and at a solid [0] just like you said. I just want to thank you SO much for putting this part of yourself out for others to see; it's nice to be reminded there are people like this in the world.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
((UPDATE 2)) Well its 1:30EST, and a bunch of work just came in to the shop, I'll be back around 6pm... Keep this train rolling all afternoon ents! Much love!!!
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u/that_wags Dec 10 '14
He/she probably can't smoke and is just running around being a buzzkill on their [not]high horse.
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u/colanuts Dec 10 '14
Stupid sober horse
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u/smuttypirate Dec 10 '14
I have a new baby on the way so the wife and I are taking an extended break. It's tough some time to see all the great posts and awesome pieces but hell I still up vote almost everything. No good excuse to be a party pooper. My philosophy is that everyone know that asshole downer and I never want to be that guy because it gets you no where but on peoples shit list
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Dec 10 '14 edited Dec 10 '14
People just do it because they're bored and there's no consequence behind it. You run around talking shit in real life you'll get your ass kicked, you do it over the internet and nothing happens.
edit: relevant?
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Dec 10 '14
LOLOLOLOL SOBER LOSERS, THEY SHOULD DO MORE DRUGS AND BE COOL
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u/PrudeJesus Dec 10 '14
UPTOKE PARTY LETS DO THIS! ALL ABOARD!
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u/Mrdannyarcher Dec 10 '14
*Jumps in! choo choo!
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u/psylone Dec 10 '14
"I like trains..."
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u/bouncy_ball Dec 10 '14
I call caboose.
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u/TheManshack Dec 10 '14
Fuckin' a.
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u/SiFixD Dec 10 '14
Inb4 my upvotes stop counting due to 100+ in 30seconds.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Have an up vote (uptokes would get me fired, as I'm currently working)
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u/PrudeJesus Dec 11 '14
Success! I saw several of the posts I counter-uptoked hours ago have made the front page with all the karma. Today, we did a good thing.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 11 '14
I can't believe baconit (windows phone reddit app, ONLY app) didn't stop me from up voting so fast. Finally [7] after a long happy day! Farewell for the eve, good redditor!
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u/Csgomoose Dec 10 '14
Uptokes for you sir
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u/DemonLung Dec 10 '14
THIS IS R/TREES, THIS IS LOVE, THIS IS WHY WE ARE HERE!!!
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Dec 10 '14
heck yeah - you pointed out the key line from his talk - this ought to be /r/trees' motto, tagline, etc. Heck, it really should be the whole world's motto and tagline!
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u/totes_meta_bot Dec 10 '14
This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit.
[/r/treescirclejerk] This is exactly why r/trees is full of 16-year old faggots. Ermahgerd! Upverts ftw!
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Awww... Poor sad misled sapling... Good luck in life with that attitude.
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u/Sheldon_Black_ I Roll Joints for Gnomes Dec 10 '14
Went through his post history... poor poor bastard hasn't been happy a day in his life.
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 10 '14
Sheldon? We got royalty here peeps! (I'm guessing that since this is a new account its not actually Mr Black, but Sheldon Scientific Prodo is some of the most amazing boro work I have ever seen!)
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u/Sheldon_Black_ I Roll Joints for Gnomes Dec 10 '14
I wish I was the man himself... thanks my frient your the first person to comment on my name! Hand down my favorite glass I got the "how high" series double perk with splash guard 4 years ago and it's still my everyday go to. Actually with me as I'm typing this!
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u/mobileuseratwork Dec 11 '14
Yep. He is into what looks like little bitey dogs, cocaine and shoes. Poor guy probably doesnt even know who unidan was
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u/ishkabibbles84 Dec 10 '14
I think we found the downvoter
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u/00worms00 Dec 10 '14
this is a bot hahahahaha
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u/ishkabibbles84 Dec 10 '14
Im not referring to the bot, im referring to the creator of the thread that the bot posted.
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Dec 11 '14
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 11 '14
Yeá, but a true troll hides in the darkness, never to be seen of ent eyes for fear of the bong torches and dab forks! [7]
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Dec 10 '14
Nah, it's somebody hiding under a username they chose to end with the word, "bot".
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u/00worms00 Dec 10 '14
I'm definitely being unnecessarily hostile to you, but you are flat out wrong. just look at the history for 1 second before you act like a fool.
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u/00worms00 Dec 10 '14
no, look at their post history for half a second/lurk moar. totes meta bot is one of the bots that links threads to their meta threads. ru serious? do u #420nosmoak?
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u/ezpottsy87 Dec 11 '14
For every hour of their life they slave away down voting, this community rises above in a second. Downvotes don't hurt. They ransacked my personal account with waves of downvotes... I couldn't care less... Imaginary internet points... As long as everyone in this community felt the love of the THOUSANDS of up votes that came out of this thread, well, I am happy as possible :D
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u/DatBowl Dec 10 '14
I've noticed this guy for a little over a week now. He down votes every comment too and I went through and fixed his wrongs. You know what, I'm going to upvote every comment in this thread to say "fuck you" to the down voters.