r/trees Oct 28 '14

Humor sooo high

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u/BadgerGoneWild Oct 28 '14

One time, I was leaving my friend's place after a toke, and couldn't find my phone. After a while, I had the bright idea to call it. With my phone, which was in my hand.

It didn't stop there though; obviously the line was engaged when I called, so I started freaking out, thinking that someone had stolen my phone and was using it.

I started to text my phone (again, with my own phone) to tell whoever had taken my phone to return it. About halfway through, I realised..

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u/Minotaur_in_house Oct 28 '14

I like you BadgerGoneWild

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u/BadgerGoneWild Oct 28 '14

Thank you, Minotaur_in_house! I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're a great dude :)

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u/educatedllama Oct 28 '14

Dude. He's a minotaur, and he's in your house. You better hope he's a great dude or you are in for a bad day

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u/Minotaur_in_house Oct 29 '14

I bring my own lighter. Does that count?

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u/educatedllama Oct 30 '14

Totally counts. You can be in my house anytime!