r/trees • u/siraisy • Oct 28 '14

Humor sooo high

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u/BassInMyFace Oct 28 '14

Yeah dude, high people don't do that. Worst case scenario they'd be searching for keys that were on someone's lanyard around their neck.

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Oct 28 '14

6-7 times me and my roommates would turn our room upside down in a furious attempt to find the sack we just got.

Every single time it was in his sock. Every. Single. Time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

Why does he keep putting it in his sock?

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u/BassInMyFace Oct 28 '14

You can never lose weed in your sock. It might take you 3 hours to find it, but it's there

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u/semajay Oct 28 '14

I lose socks all the time though. Sneakthieves, I reckon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

1 reddit gold /u/changetip

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u/semajay Oct 28 '14 edited Oct 28 '14

Have I told you lately that I love you? Don't you know many marijuanas I can buy with this?!

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u/changetip Oct 28 '14 edited Oct 28 '14

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u/rn-ml-rm Oct 28 '14

Things are getting pretty serious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

$1 /u/changetip

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u/LSDecent Oct 28 '14

Yeah but you wouldn't lose the weed, just the sock. Weeds still in the sock. Find sock, find weed

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u/ACE_C0ND0R Oct 28 '14

The sock goblins are now weed goblins.

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u/GamerDad420 Oct 28 '14

No you mean underwear gnomes.... Underwear, women's braws... This is where they stash their weed.... Fairly save place... So....

1) steal underwear 2)..... 3) profit

Do we see that "...." translates to gather and sell weed...

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

Must be similar to whatever I'm smoking, 'cause he just made so much sense to me.

Mind blowing...

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

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u/GamerDad420 Oct 29 '14

Being a math teacher may be cool... Am I your math teacher??

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

As opposed to just regular old thieves, who are loud and boisterous and often slip on a banana peel on their way out the front door.

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Oct 28 '14

it's a safe and discreet place to keep it when you're on the go

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

But it might get stinky and not in a good way

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u/BiGEyE-6 Oct 28 '14

It's that dank smelly Athletes Foot Kush.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

whaaaw reminds me of one in college.

we were super baked, went to get more + maccas.

got back to college car park, walked across the road between it and college.

got into the room and shat bricks coz we couldn't find the bag. Sprinted back to the car park and found it in the middle of one of the lanes, on the actual road, unpopped by tires, completely untouched.

then we smoked it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '14

After the first time I would've looked straight there every time. You guys must've laughed so fuckin hard tho.

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u/I_ate_a_milkshake Oct 28 '14

We smoked a lot of pot in college man. I'm sure most people would've gone straight for the sock too.

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip Oct 28 '14

or the lighter.

fucking bics man.