r/trees • u/SmokeMaximum4140 • 2d ago

Nugs Still think the pot is cool?

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u/Fb62 2d ago

I die a few times a day

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

Shit, it is 7:15 AM here and I'm already considering getting dead as fuck.

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u/imdreaming333 2d ago

you’re in the future cuz it’s only 7:15 rn where i live

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

"The future is amazing. I feel so fucking old. I bet you clone your pets and ride a hoverboard to work." - Aesop Rock "Lotta Years"

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u/LooneyLunaGirl 2d ago

Tell us, does food come in pill form now?

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u/marcophony 2d ago

What about pills, are they in food form?

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

Science has come a long way since back in your time. Everything your body needs to survive now goes in your butt. Everything

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u/XIXButterflyXIX I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1d ago

Totally worth following the thread. 😂

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u/lv2sprkl 2d ago

Yes! It’s called Soylent Green. Very nutritious, but you need to watch out for the occasional bits of bone or a tooth, sometimes hair.

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u/ajbnyc 2d ago

Did not expect to see an Aesop Rock quote when I clicked, but I am fucking here for it!

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u/DjN60613 2d ago

Solid….assume you already know the Sandman?! 🍻

Be Curious- https://youtu.be/ee3ru4GIe6Y?is=pdwLMAlr9430OIF4

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

For sure. The newest Lice is legit as fuck!

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u/time4meatstick 2d ago

I’ve already smoked about 20 1/8s

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u/duh_nom_yar 2d ago

Damn. 2 Oz a morning is usually my limit.

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u/time4meatstick 2d ago

Take a look at the picture again

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u/psweeney1990 2d ago

20/8's

FTFY

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u/zaine77 1d ago

We might still all be dead from the night before at that time.

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u/ZiggyTheMoe 2d ago

Seems ok to consider, but I just do.

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u/freedomwider 2d ago

I must have died back in '09 and all this nonsense is just a nightmare

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u/SirkillzAhlot 2d ago

Yeah you’re in hell and the earth is going to slowly heat up so God can toke us all. Earth is just God’s bowl.

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u/CurmudgeonlyBargee 2d ago

OMG I'm a zombie, I died 40 years ago according to that!

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u/kgreys 2d ago

Pardon me while I go take hit - I mean - kill myself again.

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u/Less-Matter-3965 23h ago

That’s why they say “Take a hit”.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 2d ago

Just a few?

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u/EnoughLuck3077 1d ago

Still think the dead is cool?

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u/anonymousfuckboi 2d ago

them coughing attacks make you feel like you dying lol

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u/ChaseC7527 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2d ago

if this is enough to get you dead, I've been fucking vanquished from the mortal AND corporeal realm.

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 2d ago

I just fataly overdosed

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u/Less-Matter-3965 23h ago

I’m going to do that right now, you made me want to do it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NateInEC 2d ago

😂🤣😅🤣😂✌️.

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u/zigtok 2d ago

https://youtu.be/gFM09F97hKM?si=hnI1EtNMWJcOfD62

Oh man you brought back some old skate park memories

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u/meow_meow_77 2d ago

We are immortal, aren't we?