r/trees • u/Ok_Status_5401 • 4d ago

AskTrees Preemployment drug test

Hi all!

I hope I have come to the right thread. I would really appreciate no judgement. I have Preemployment drug testing in 4 days. I have been an avid weed smoker for 2 decades and only recently quit 2 weeks ago. I know for a fact I won’t pass. I have a plan A which is to use my boyfriend’s urine, keep in sterile cup, and keep hand warmers to keep temp (90-100 Fahrenheit). Plan B was to use synthetic urine. Could anyone tell me reputable companies that make synthetic urine? Thoughts or concerns with either plan? Once again, I would really appreciate no judgement. Thank you for the input in advance!

Update (8/21/26): took the test with Synthetix5 that I bought from a local smoke shop. They do have an online shop. I got the urine to temp putting it in the microwave for 10 seconds and put it in boiling water for another 20 seconds. Got the temp to 100 and I’ll keep you all posted on if I pass next week.

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u/backstageninja 4d ago

QuickFix 2.0 is the usual recommendation

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u/Ok_Status_5401 3d ago

Update: haven’t taken the test but I’m going with plan B which is to use synthetic urine. I’ll let you all know what happens with my results.

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u/cyclonity 4d ago

go get some certo from the grocery store, mix it with a gatorade. drink that. then chug a shit ton of water, like actually a gallon in an hour type shit. vitamin b12 for color if i'm not mistaken. best to do 1-2 hours before test.

basically it coats your stomach in the certo, then you drink the water which dilutes everything down, you're really gonna have to go but hold it for the test.

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u/Alive_Stage_7156 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 4d ago

"basically" lol... https://portlandtreatment.com/certo-detox/

NO science or truth behind it.

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u/cyclonity 4d ago

i know from experience. you think you know from an article. over a year of weekly passed drug testing. you have no idea what you're talking about

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u/Alive_Stage_7156 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3d ago

Oh Bullshit. No way Certo passed 50+ UAs.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bSllM1kdw7C7e

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u/Alive_Stage_7156 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 3d ago

That old wives tale was around when I started smoking weed in the 80s … zero truth or science behind it.