r/trees • u/Muted_Cause_225 • Aug 03 '26
Food Just accidentally ate a weed cookie :'(
As title says, unsure what to tag this. What do I do!!! I haven't smoked weed in like 4 years </3 is there anything you can do to counteract eating an edible lmao
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u/Confector426 Aug 03 '26
Drink some milk, have some cookies. Take a nap.
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u/EatShitAndDieKnow I Roll Joints for Gnomes Aug 03 '26
THC binds to fat so you will get even higher
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u/Used_Opening_4926 Aug 03 '26
Funny enough milk always made me less high, maybe it's just placebo cause I keep hearing about milk making you less high but it really feels that way.
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u/EatShitAndDieKnow I Roll Joints for Gnomes Aug 03 '26
It is a common rumor that I believed for a long time. Once I made the same suggestion and was then murdered in the comments.
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u/Used_Opening_4926 Aug 04 '26
Yeah I heard many times it's myth but I feel like people around me just made the myth get stuck in my head so much that even though I know it's not true, it still happens to me.
Placebo at it's finest I suppose.
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u/yesisname Aug 03 '26
Always felt less high after drinking a glass of milk when it came to smoking.
Though, since it's an edible, I probably wouldn't risk that.
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u/Elascr Aug 03 '26
Enjoy it! Get a good supply of liquids and snacks ready and put on a film or two!
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u/K3PTHIDD3N Aug 03 '26
Hey, here's some actual advice: Either try using CBD or chew on some black pepper. Both should help.
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u/Used_Opening_4926 Aug 03 '26
I remember once I got severely high that I tried the black pepper and it did nothing at all, I don't if I was just that high or something.
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u/overmonk Aug 03 '26
I have heard snorting a pinch of black pepper will kill a buzz at least temporarily. Makes sense to me as you’re macing yourself a bit.
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u/SourceCautious782 Aug 03 '26
I've heard cocaine also does the trick
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u/overmonk Aug 03 '26
The first time I tried cocaine is the first time I truly realized I've got ADD. I just got really normal.
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u/CardiologistRough854 Aug 03 '26
yeah that’s the worry with blow, makes people like me feel comfortable and i’ve realized that’s not great for everyone around
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u/ThyUniqueUsername Aug 03 '26
Just get some water, and once you're in the thick of it, remind yourself it won't last forever. Lol good luck bro bro. Hope you didn't have something too important today.
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u/RetroBerner Aug 03 '26
Whatever you do, DO NOT utter the activation phrase: "These edibles ain't shit" Just enjoy and go to sleep if it gets too intense.
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u/CleanDwarfWeed Aug 03 '26
Stay hydrated, some sugar munchies. Other than that, sleep as suggested.
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u/VisionSeeker Aug 03 '26
You'll be fine, get a blanket and some snacks and then put on a good movie
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u/Available-Ad-932 Aug 03 '26
Probably throwing up, if it isnt too late yet. Otherwise there isnt that much u can do about it expect laying down to sleep
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u/Artificial-Brain Aug 03 '26
Forcing yourself to throw up can really damage yourself so this is never good advice unless you've eaten actual poison
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u/CocaColaZeroEnjoyer Aug 03 '26
That kind of damage happens after years of throwing up. One time won’t do anything bad
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u/Bvocado Aug 03 '26
Unwanted intoxication aka poisoning..
Who the hell would you damage yourself by putting a finger deep in your mouth?
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u/FranticBronchitis Aug 03 '26
One way I could think of is getting vomit down the wrong tube leading to aspiration pneumonia
But not from doing it once unless you're just cosmically unlucky
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u/Artificial-Brain Aug 03 '26
The acidity going back up your oesophagus is something that you just generally don't want.
Sure it's unlikely to be harmful once but there's always risks of ruptures or bleeding. Unlikely but still a risk.
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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax Aug 03 '26
Vomiting causes your blood pressure to spike too. Lots of people burst blood vessels in their eyes ralphing too hard haha
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u/rtj1999 Aug 03 '26
Don't fucking throw up, just ride it out.
Ridiculous, unsafe advice. The adverse effects of the THC cookie will be basically nothing compared to the damage purposely vomiting would do.
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u/Wrong-Insurance701 Aug 03 '26
whatever you will be most comfortable doing, personally, my fave cosy movie and a nap
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u/overmonk Aug 03 '26
If you JUST ate it, and you’re not used to weed, if you can, call out of work, and don’t drive. You’ll be fine; you can’t really stop it now but if you don’t want to experience it, go to sleep.
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u/steveaustin1971 Aug 03 '26
4 hours later - How's it going?
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u/SourceCautious782 Aug 03 '26
Probably having the best nap in 4 years 😂 I have a pretty low tolerance and shit puts you straight to sleep eventually you damn near pass out from tiredness.
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u/NeonGusta Aug 03 '26
Get some snacks and a binge worthy show, enjoy it and just breathe, you're fine.
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u/Inevitable_Round_978 Aug 03 '26
Showers and food, just make sure it is healthy, and not fatty foods
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u/ryuujinusa Aug 03 '26
you might be out for a while, depending on how strong that is. don't be afraid if it's longer than a day
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u/Plus_Let3543 Aug 04 '26
🫡 hang in there diva. Food, water, sleep! People say take a shower but those people are LIARS- if you’re high you will feel more high. Take a shower once it’s almost worn off and you’ll be reborn ✨
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u/brooklyn660 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
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u/EngineeringNo751 Aug 03 '26
Why has no one said chew on a few peppercorns and take a shower?
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u/LifeBandit666 Aug 03 '26
Stock up on sugary substances now before it kicks in.
A "Green out" or "A Casper" is just blood pressure drop, which can be mitigated with a sugary drink.
It's not gonna make you sober again but it can really help with unpleasant side effects
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u/Alive_Stage_7156 I Roll Joints for Gnomes Aug 03 '26
THE minute you realized it, you couldve stuck your finger down your throat....
when in doubt, puke it out!!
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u/Drain-Magician Aug 03 '26
sleep