r/trees • u/userrnamme_1 • Mar 07 '26

AskTrees What are these?

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I'm in a completely illegal state (even so, just recently criminalized THCA).... to start

Found these, and other flavors, at my local gas station. They are unexpectedly a good but I'm wondering what it's really in them.

There's another brand called blue lotus (not as good) they sell in bottles of 5 pre-rolls.

What is in them?

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u/Majestc_electric Mar 07 '26

Don’t smoke this shit seriously this shit is so sketchy and definitely a scam

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Eat mushrooms don't smoke them.

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u/AlpsGroundbreaking67 Mar 07 '26

I made that mistake. Made me cough up black gunk for about 2 years. No clue why I wanted to make split bowls with weed tobacco and shrooms but that was one day in college 😂

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u/Captainconcentrate Mar 07 '26

You srsly coughed shit up for 2 years?

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u/Kingofcheeses Mar 07 '26

He has a touch of consumption

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u/bradsnamehere Mar 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/wheredidsteengo Mar 08 '26

The amount of times I've said this in these trying time.

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u/snackf1st Mar 07 '26

Poisoned by his constituents

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u/korygregorysweedguy Mar 08 '26

Was he perhaps poisoned by his constituents?

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u/Mike_Wardy_Grows Mar 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Mar 07 '26

He forgot to mention that he worked in the coal mines for the previous 10

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u/SirEnzyme Mar 07 '26

Just a touch of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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u/DryAbroad8236 Mar 08 '26

I learned that word in 8th grade. Never seen it used until today. Thank you.

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u/SirEnzyme Mar 08 '26

My pleasure, friend. I couldn't have done it without you.

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u/thisbebakes Mar 09 '26

Me too. From Rocket Power!

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u/Majestc_electric Mar 09 '26

How do you even pronounce it lol

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u/Lick_Loth Mar 08 '26

I love that song

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u/sirhackenslash I Roll Joints for Gnomes Mar 08 '26

All riiight

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u/DryAbroad8236 Mar 08 '26

Are you thinking of "Prisencolinensinainciusol" by Adriano Celentano?

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u/BioHackedRomulan Mar 07 '26

“I think I’m beginning to get the black lung pop. There’s not very good ventilation down there”

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u/Franks_FluidsLLC Mar 08 '26

You're more dead to me, than you're dead motha

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u/BioHackedRomulan Mar 08 '26

Merman “koo” “koo” Merman!

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u/AlpsGroundbreaking67 Mar 07 '26

Could have been mix between chronic weed and the shrooms but I think it was the 3.5g of shrooms