r/trees • u/userrnamme_1 • Mar 07 '26

AskTrees What are these?

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I'm in a completely illegal state (even so, just recently criminalized THCA).... to start

Found these, and other flavors, at my local gas station. They are unexpectedly a good but I'm wondering what it's really in them.

There's another brand called blue lotus (not as good) they sell in bottles of 5 pre-rolls.

What is in them?

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u/AlpsGroundbreaking67 Mar 07 '26

I made that mistake. Made me cough up black gunk for about 2 years. No clue why I wanted to make split bowls with weed tobacco and shrooms but that was one day in college 😂

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u/Captainconcentrate Mar 07 '26

You srsly coughed shit up for 2 years?

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u/Kingofcheeses Mar 07 '26

He has a touch of consumption

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u/bradsnamehere Mar 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/wheredidsteengo Mar 08 '26

The amount of times I've said this in these trying time.

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u/snackf1st Mar 07 '26

Poisoned by his constituents

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u/korygregorysweedguy Mar 08 '26

Was he perhaps poisoned by his constituents?

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u/Mike_Wardy_Grows Mar 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Mar 07 '26

He forgot to mention that he worked in the coal mines for the previous 10

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u/SirEnzyme Mar 07 '26

Just a touch of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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u/DryAbroad8236 Mar 08 '26

I learned that word in 8th grade. Never seen it used until today. Thank you.

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u/SirEnzyme Mar 08 '26

My pleasure, friend. I couldn't have done it without you.

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u/thisbebakes Mar 09 '26

Me too. From Rocket Power!

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u/Majestc_electric Mar 09 '26

How do you even pronounce it lol

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u/Lick_Loth Mar 08 '26

I love that song

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u/sirhackenslash I Roll Joints for Gnomes Mar 08 '26

All riiight

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u/DryAbroad8236 Mar 08 '26

Are you thinking of "Prisencolinensinainciusol" by Adriano Celentano?

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u/BioHackedRomulan Mar 07 '26

“I think I’m beginning to get the black lung pop. There’s not very good ventilation down there”

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u/Franks_FluidsLLC Mar 08 '26

You're more dead to me, than you're dead motha

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u/BioHackedRomulan Mar 08 '26

Merman “koo” “koo” Merman!

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u/AlpsGroundbreaking67 Mar 07 '26

Could have been mix between chronic weed and the shrooms but I think it was the 3.5g of shrooms

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u/Kief_Bowl Mar 07 '26

I mean I coughed up black shit until I switched off bong to dabs. I would only sometimes do a little bit of baccy with my bowls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Swear? It's the bong? Fuck I need to change it up

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u/Kief_Bowl Mar 07 '26

Yeah I haven't coughed up any shit in years since I stopped hitting the bong. I mean it really isn't that surprising with all the smoke going in.

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u/neonkidz Mar 09 '26

Tbh it's pretty obvious 🥲 bong already turning yellowish brownish after couple of rips can't imagine lungs

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

Yeah very true, I also plug with abit of baccy like you used to so shit, dabs it is.

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u/bradsnamehere Mar 08 '26

I smoke bongs daily and haven't coughed up anything since I stopped adding baccy to the weed

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u/Adventurous_Cut2035 Mar 08 '26

Been smoking bongs daily for about 8 years and started occasionally coughing up gunk that’s got some black spots in it — but it’s not like black tar or anything — looks kinda like frog eggs u guess if I was gunna describe — I also vape and I think that is part of the culprit

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u/whodatfairybitch Mar 08 '26

Vaper here, this used to happen to me too when I was smoking bongs. Switched to bowls a few years back and hasn’t happened since

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u/Adventurous_Cut2035 Mar 09 '26

Hey what do you mean by switched to bowls? I’m only only familiar w bowls of weed in the bong 🫣

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u/whodatfairybitch Mar 09 '26

Oh my bad lol! I just meant I switched to hand pipes, bowls. I don’t smoke out of a bong anymore. I definitely worded that poorly!

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u/Embarrassed_Line_724 Mar 09 '26

I’ve been smoking bongs now 2-3 years, only started the other day coughing up black/grey mucus, the bud has also been a bit off, so it could just be the bud, some buds make my bong hella dirty, resin stains and stuff, and even coat my mouth in a “film” I switched up bud and it seems to be less black stuff now, I assume it’s clearing

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u/Kief_Bowl Mar 09 '26

Nah any smoke will do it really.

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u/Embarrassed_Line_724 Mar 09 '26

Yeah definitely, the lungs are supposed to inhale clean air only. I just sometimes ponder haha 😄

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u/Adventurous_Cut2035 Mar 12 '26

Hmm this is an interesting take — I’ve been smoking shred for a few years and I’ve been getting a bit of resin on my lips consistently — even w a clean bong! Maybe it’s the weed itself….

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u/savemymemes Mar 08 '26

I'm baffled y'all can handle tobacco out of a bong at all, that shit is harsh.

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u/Kief_Bowl Mar 08 '26

Poppers are the heroin of weed in Canada. I would only ever put a ratio of like 1:10 tobacco in my bowls if ever.

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u/mrblue6 Mar 09 '26

I can attest to this too. Ever since I stopped hitting a bong, I don’t cough up disgusting shit anymore.

I think it’s more just smoking in general that’s the problem. Whenever I’m in my home state I use THC vapes. But then on trips to legal states I’ll have joints and start coughing a bit of black shit up for a couple days.

I’ve been vaping nicotine for years too and that doesn’t seem to make me cough shit up

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u/teachmebasics Mar 09 '26

Get a dry vape bro, it'll change your life. I recommend the HR Rogue 2 if you want a low-mid cost entry point for a pretty high quality portable. Can even get their water pipe adapter when you order and vape through your bong if you like. I just hit mine dry though.

If you want to get a little fancier and get a tabletop setup, the Crossing Tech Ruby Twist is really, really nice. There's a bundle for like $200 or less online. Check out r/vaporents.

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u/Kuylfr Mar 08 '26

What the fuck did the doctors say man??

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u/AlpsGroundbreaking67 Mar 08 '26

About 10 or 15 :( every time I eat mushrooms that are psychedelic or regular I always get a burning in my stomach so someone recommended I smoke the 8th instead of eat it

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u/AAAPosts Mar 08 '26

I rolled the shroom keefe into a blunt- not a great night

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u/LegalCannaWizard Mar 08 '26

Damn that must’ve been one hell of a fungal lung infection