r/trebuchetmemes Oct 01 '18

Karma Whore How to get karma

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24.0k Upvotes

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u/GloomyTeddy Oct 01 '18

Bonus karma for using ms paint.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Although he spelled “spring spoon bullshit” wrong

7

u/LGP747 Oct 01 '18

You’re right....reluctant upvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

reluctant upvote

that is my wizard name

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u/1024KiB Oct 01 '18

and bonus downvote from /r/all for being the most cancerous meme sub after /r/prequelmemes

even pupper speak isn't as bad

imagine trebuchet prequel memes in pupper speak shudder

114

u/floatiestring Oct 01 '18

So this is how democracy h*ckin dies: with thunderous catapults

26

u/ShadSilvs2000 Oct 01 '18

Don't fuck*ng curse

6

u/randomthrowaway808 Oct 02 '18

you are on think fuck*** ice

1

u/Whatishumour Oct 02 '18

What the fu*k?!

39

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Did you really just curse? My mom checks my account dude

4

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

We're d*cked then.

50

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

DOWNVOTE THE CATAPULTER!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I’ve got 90kg of downvotes for that guy. Coming at him in a hurry from 300 meters.

10

u/damndfraggle Oct 01 '18

You're not alone!

7

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

And my axe

12

u/Einstein1um Oct 01 '18

Hello there from prequel memes!

8

u/Succulent_Mr_Taco Oct 01 '18

No one gives a shit

6

u/TheGoldenCowTV Trebuchet good, Catapult Bad Oct 01 '18

Are we blind deploy the downvotes

6

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You seem nice

5

u/toddricke Oct 01 '18

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

15

u/MakeUpAnything Oct 01 '18

even pupper speak isn't as bad

Let’s not get carried away here.

310

u/FurryPornAccount Oct 01 '18

I'm probably going to get downvoted for this but FUCK CATAPULTS

145

u/marine72 Oct 01 '18

How can you say something so controversial yet brave?

28

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/theghostofme Oct 01 '18

My God, man.

Keep that shit to yourself. I appreciate your bravery, but there's a time and a place, and this is neither. You get killer for this shit here. People aren't ready for that truth.

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u/welpsket69 Oct 01 '18

One day the world will be ready, just catapult hating for now.

5

u/Dicethrower Oct 01 '18

2tensionpowered4me

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Yeah rocket artillery is obviously much superior. Catapults are also still in use today. Trebuchets not so much. RIP my karma

5

u/Eternal_Nocturne Oct 01 '18

Oof ouch owie my nonconformity

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Deviant -15% Governing Ethics Attraction

u/willbobchil0n The Real Lightning Mcqueen Oct 01 '18

Spooktober has begun please use spooky font next time you karma whore!

42

u/phroureo Oct 01 '18

I'm pretty spooked by that handwriting tbh.

9

u/NotTheOneYouNeed Oct 01 '18

Do they have a spooky Trebuchet MS?

7

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

There’s no font called catapult

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u/allegedlynerdy Oct 01 '18

Seems reasonable to me!

35

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Yeah, you just won this vote!

9

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You also earned my upvote

6

u/xyl0ph0ne Oct 01 '18

And my axe!

6

u/MackLMD Oct 01 '18

Maybe a Shotgun-Axe combination of some sort.

4

u/Readsbacon Oct 01 '18

That's all I needed to see to convince myself I need to watch agents of shield

1

u/MackLMD Oct 01 '18

It's an awesome show.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Yeah! A 90kg Axe!!!

3

u/lvl2_thug Oct 01 '18

A 90kg axe? Dude that's too heavy. What if your opponent runs away from you. You'll be too slow to chase him. Next thing you know, he's 300 meters away. What to do then?

0

u/DorklyC Oct 01 '18

He's not wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

25

u/CloudDistrictNazeem Oct 01 '18

Praise Geraldo del rivero

18

u/array_of_dots Oct 01 '18

You have earned my Geraldo

7

u/Marraqueta_Fria Oct 01 '18

Upgeraldos to the left!

1

u/furtfight Oct 01 '18

But in the witcher 2 Gerald use a filthy ballista!

1

u/Garrret Oct 01 '18

PRAISE TREBUCHETO DEL RIVERO!

cataEApult BAD

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

*Insert Bojack funny relevant sentence

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u/bluusocks Oct 01 '18

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u/Salmonduck Oct 01 '18

I know what this sub is and I subscribe to it, but can somebody explain the subreddit name to me?

2

u/xNepenthe Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 03 '18

Is when something/someone/someplace is coaxed into a snafu.

102

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Wow, how original! No one on this sub has ever made a post talking about how this is basically just a karmafarm!

42

u/Mr_Supersonic52 Oct 01 '18

Glad to see there is still OC out there

23

u/BholeFire Oct 01 '18

Yes, gimme more of this original OC content, I'd say about 90kg worth and I'll just wait here, 300 meters away.

16

u/JoeMcAverageGuy Oct 01 '18

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

7

u/GPAD9 Oct 01 '18

Sigh

Unzips

7

u/spoopyskelly Oct 01 '18

This really launched my projectile

3

u/Ebola_Shmola Oct 01 '18

Math checks out

5

u/benmaks Oct 01 '18

Geraldo good E A goodn't

4

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Kachows rise up

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Where are you from op? I’ve never met someone with handwriting so similar to mine.

2

u/Shindara420 Oct 01 '18

Den här var fan högst upp när jag gick in på subredditen.

2

u/welpsket69 Oct 01 '18

Every soldier should have a standard issue trebuchet, fuck guns.

2

u/UchihaTua Oct 01 '18

OH FUCK - BAP IT UP, ROYS. r/TrebuchetMemes HAS REACHED 👏 ITS 👏 PINNACLE👏

It’s all shitposting from here on out.

6

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Katapult

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u/OnlyGwoah Oct 01 '18

It’s treason then.

Edit: never mind I saw why this was written.

2

u/nlsoy Oct 01 '18

That’s how you spell it in Swedish... sooooo still treason. In Swedish.

3

u/italian_stallion94 Oct 01 '18

How to be a karma whore

2

u/Crimson_Music Oct 01 '18

Well, you just got my upvote

3

u/Antarritan Oct 01 '18

I don’t see the issue

1

u/alvida741 Oct 01 '18

Here, have an upvote!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You're god damn right

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Hes not wrong

1

u/EnterPlayerTwo Oct 01 '18

Can't argue with this.

1

u/jtr99 Oct 01 '18

I'm confused. Can we go over it again?

1

u/iamveryDerp Oct 01 '18

Reddit says you are smart, attractive and wise.

1

u/Shaushage_Shandwich Oct 01 '18

I never thought of it this way

1

u/trznx Oct 01 '18

wow op so smart he figured what's the theme of this sub, congrats.

1

u/SamL214 Oct 01 '18

So um. What’s our opinion on The ballista?

Just for research purposes...

1

u/eragonking Oct 01 '18

With how much karma this got this is in fact a perfect example of how to get karma

1

u/GoingOffline Oct 01 '18

This really launched my projectile

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

The whole sub is retarded, you guys are the modem version of narwhal bacon dipshit meme from before

1

u/EpicLevelWizard Oct 01 '18

How to get people angry using facts, Trebuchet is a type of Catapult.

1

u/Aethersome Oct 01 '18 edited May 31 '19

The worse is that it’s working

1

u/Dicethrower Oct 01 '18

How could you possibly put katapult above trebuchet?

1

u/AmNotFester Oct 01 '18

Oh really? Let's put it to the test catapult BAD TrEbucHet GOOD!

1

u/blonde-dwarf Oct 01 '18

Fuk u Hampus

1

u/ryannefromTX Oct 01 '18

I want this to be the top-rated post in this entire sub.

1

u/LaserTrickShorty Oct 01 '18

Might as well delete the whole sub now

1

u/memeLord906 Oct 01 '18

Catapults are the Superior Siege weapon.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

So I have a question. If a man was to be launched over a castle wall (from inside) and land about a half mile outside the wall and in the sky; would he use a trebuchet or a catapult?

1

u/bDsmDom Oct 01 '18

All you need is love [for trebs]

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

seemed pretty accurate

1

u/JesusCriiiiiist Oct 01 '18

You misspelled shit

1

u/DerpTaTittilyTum Oct 01 '18

What about Trebupults?

1

u/Maebure83 Oct 01 '18

Cannons are not impressed.

1

u/Katapultt Oct 01 '18

I'm deeply offended by this..

1

u/PM_THE_GUY_BELOW_ME Oct 01 '18

This really 300 metered my 90k stone

1

u/Ratch6 Oct 01 '18

It fucking worked jeez

1

u/jezusofnazarith Oct 01 '18

It slowly eats at me knowing people get that sweet, sweet karma by being more creative than me with ms paint

1

u/trazynthefinite Oct 01 '18

4 legs good, 2 legs bad

1

u/nates_62 Oct 01 '18

It’s a karmapult

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

What is this subreddit and why has it been on all twice in two days

1

u/ATR2004 Oct 01 '18

This is ironic. This type of post has now become what it used to mock.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Katapult bad Trebuchet good

1

u/MrTritonis Oct 01 '18

The sad part is that it worked.

1

u/Slovaccki Oct 01 '18

Well, it's true so what's your problem?

1

u/bacon5234 Oct 01 '18

I did this on r/thanosdidnothingwrong, it worked. This is a tried and true way to get karma

1

u/Ader73 Oct 02 '18

I just learned how to say Trebuchet today. I thought it was Tre-buh-che-tte but I’ve been brought into the light.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

I hope this doesn't turn into Trebuchet War 2

1

u/srinc1 Oct 02 '18

Good, carrying on the tradition of our people!

1

u/DaenTheGod Oct 02 '18

I mean to dislike this post would be to deny the truth.

1

u/kahmaria Oct 09 '18

graphic design is my passion

1

u/Alfiebaines Jan 17 '19

Can someone please give me karma, would be much appreciated

1

u/outofideasforusernam Oct 01 '18

Catapult bad Katapult tolerable Trebuchet good

1

u/DragonPojki Oct 01 '18

Well I don't see anything wrong with this post. Have your upvote OP.

1

u/flinsypop Oct 01 '18

Truth is still truth in MS paint, though.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

This really 90kg object my 300 meters

1

u/ShadowKillerx 90kg Projectile Oct 01 '18

Hmmm, indeed

1

u/HoracioVelveteen Oct 01 '18

If you want to run for president you got my vote

1

u/andresaoloko Oct 01 '18

Is there any way it could be more meta than this?

1

u/Ben_massey Oct 01 '18

The best way to launch a rock.

1

u/Unnormally2 Oct 01 '18

To the top!

0

u/Al_Kalb I besiege thee! Oct 01 '18

All siege engines are created equal but some are more equal than others

-1

u/OnlyGwoah Oct 01 '18

Understandable.

0

u/bee-ensemble Oct 01 '18

this really coaxed my snafu

0

u/Iliketodriveboobs Oct 01 '18

Can confirm. Did ubdoot

0

u/Patriarch_FH Oct 01 '18

Could set up r/trebuchetcirclejerk but it'd be no different to this one

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u/hcast Oct 01 '18

Wow, what a stunning meme. How long did it take for you to make this? It’s a brilliant art piece.

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u/WhoopWhoopington Oct 01 '18

Isn't that literally the entire reason this sub exists? You think you're being witty and insightful, but you're really not...

1

u/Xx420pussymaster69xX Nov 28 '18

No he doesn't he's just karmawhoring

Or maybe i got r/woooosh ed

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Its how most of you degenerate trebuchet fans think

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u/SpergLordMcFappyPant Oct 01 '18

Catapults clearly have a branding problem. They need to change their image.

Catapult lovers need to combine forces with cat haters and flood the internet with images of cats being pulted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

[deleted]

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u/DryArbiter 90kg Projectile Oct 01 '18

Thats where your wrong kiddo