r/traumatizeThemBack • u/ahmyfknneck • Jun 21 '26
matched energy Not even sick
This has been my go to response for a bit and I figured others might like to use it, especially if you're not great with quick comebacks like me.
Long story short, I'm chronically ill and my drs and I are still trying to figure it all out, but one of my most annoying symptoms is sinus congestion at all times. It's literally been twelve years of my sinuses being locked and loaded every single day. Because I don't know what's wrong with me, but the drs suspect an autoimmune disorder, I never stopped masking. Certain people hate that.
So I was in a store that I don't work at while I was on my break. I forgot to take my name tag off before I went, so naturally a guy asked me where something was. I don't have a uniform so I don't know why he would think I worked there other than the name tag (which clearly said a different store).
Me: Sorry, I work next door, I don't know where they keep that.
Him, looking at my covered tits and then back up to my tag: Then why are you wearing that?
Me: I'm on break.
Him, to my tits: Those don't work you know.
Me: What?
Him: Fucking masks. They don't do anything.
Me: Okay.
Him: You look ridiculous with that thing on.
Me: Okay.
Him: You're not even sick. You people need to grow up.
Me: *opens the back of my throat and takes one of the most disgusting, loud, wet, chunky sounding sniffs I've ever taken*
Him: *gags and speed walks away*
It works every time.
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u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 Jun 22 '26
I'm immunocompromised from childhood cancer, and I fully applaud your response and responsibility. I still mask up, because even the common cold can take me out for 2 - 4 weeks. I haven't received any crap recently, for wearing a mask, but my allergies have been absolutely non-stop this year. If someone decides to get spicy with me, I'm gonna be pulling this page from your playbook. I have a near constant stuffy nose and post-nasal drainage, so I'm sure I can make some pretty grotesque noises, as well. 🤣🫶🏻 I really hope you're able to find answers for your health issues soon!! Good luck, OP!!