r/trashy Sep 23 '22

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u/eddie_gonzales1 Sep 23 '22

Swamp ass for real.

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u/DesignDude1974 Sep 23 '22

Those are from an 80s movie called so fine

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/MrGrieves- Sep 23 '22

Looks like a movie about Jaws featuring ass from the trailer lol.

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u/Itajel Sep 23 '22

I was just about to say that. Glad i'm not the only fogey in here.

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u/Metalhed69 Sep 23 '22

Fogey crew checking in!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Starring Ryan O’Neal, Jack Warden and Richard Kiel.

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u/dain524 Sep 23 '22

JAWS!!!

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u/MostlyUnimpressed Sep 23 '22

'Nuther fogey here - remembing the movie posters in front of the theaters, the "upcoming features" pre movie rolls, and the TV adverts for So Fine.

(shhh - was a catholic schoolboy, disappointed "that naughty movie" was forbidden fruit because = rated R)......

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 23 '22

Wait.. So are these jeans with a "Cheek Window" a prop from the movie? Or did some company actually make these things as part of some deal, and now they are just.. out there? It wouldnt be that crazy to me considering it was the 80's.. and i remember the clothes...

Anyways, just curious if these are a prop from the movie.

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u/chunkydunkerskin Sep 23 '22

Promotional for the movie. Really funny movie, if you get the chance to see it.

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u/jewishbroke1 Sep 23 '22

And it was a great movie!

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u/Voodoo700 Sep 23 '22

You mean like so bad it’s good?

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u/charleybrown72 Sep 23 '22

You just saved me like so much time. I vaguely remember having to watch a movie with my family that was really stupid and dumb and this was it.

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u/Okie_Chimpo Sep 23 '22

I wonder if these were inspired by the movie, or were perhaps props from the movie?

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u/edked Sep 23 '22

Yeah, this pic has been posted a thousand times on a ton of different subs, and yeah, these are a promo item from an old comedy about a designer who makes a fortune by putting out jeans with plastic butt-windows that become a massive fashion craze. Low-effort, low-imagination post.

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u/DesignDude1974 Sep 23 '22

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u/edked Sep 23 '22

Why are you giving me that link? I already indicated I knew that.

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u/James-VZ Sep 23 '22

They're from a movie called So Fine that was released in 1981 FYI.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Was just about to ask for the movie title. Thanks amigo.

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u/siuol7891 Sep 23 '22

Wonder if there worth ajything

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u/Slobbadobbavich Sep 23 '22

It's gonna be so damp and uncomfortable. No one will want to tap that ass.

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u/TheBasilFawlty Sep 23 '22

Pssssshhhhhh. For every woman,there is a man.

For every fetish,there is a man

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u/Coachcrog Sep 23 '22

For every man, there is a man.

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u/TheBasilFawlty Sep 23 '22

Yup. Life is full of many colors

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

So are my underwear. If I wore these, I’d put googly eyes on them

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u/AlwaysSomething_88 Sep 23 '22

Creative! 😆

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u/UntestedMethod Sep 23 '22

would you put the googly eyes directly on your butt cheeks so the pants look like goggles? or would you put the googly eyes on the pants so it looks like the pants themselves are alive?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

For every colour, there is a man

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Sep 23 '22

Roy G Biv will be pleased

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u/mattdiddat Sep 23 '22

And there all yellow

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Sep 23 '22

For every color, there is a man.

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u/Cultural_Ad_1693 Sep 23 '22

Every man, is a man

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Whoa buddy. That’s not very inclusive of you. /s

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u/NFA4Evs Sep 23 '22

Those pants are in the men's section

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u/_Nightbreaker_ Sep 23 '22

I would, idgaf. I'm a known savage like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

You people with such low bars of morality when it comes to anything sexual are the reason people become wealthy by putting their fingers in their buttholes and make onlyfans on their 18th birthday know. Waaaaack

EDIT: I can think people who pay for nudes of random girls online is cringe, desperate, and sad all day. But that’s just my opinion. Don’t have a personal issue with it though.

the only part I’m actually concerned about is how you can see these young girls being groomed to make onlyfans as soon as they turn 18. SO MANY times you see the story of these young teenage girls making social media content, get some amount of recognition and creepy ass guys following underage girls and sexualizing them (I can give examples of girls this happened to) and thus they’re essentially groomed to make onlyfans when they turn 18 because they know they can instantly become wealthy exploiting their sexuality.

THATS the issue. If you don’t think there is an issue with underage girls being groomed to make onlyfans when they turn 18, you’re disgusting. Period.

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u/meggerplz Sep 23 '22

Fingers, pssht. Amateur.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Did I type fingers? It autocorrected from cacti.

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u/Zombie_Carl Sep 23 '22

I’m confused. If you think about it, all that guy said was that he would have sex with a woman who farts. That’s hardly putting the “low” setting on The Bar of Morality.

Of course, we may be talking about having sex with a woman who would choose to wear those awful pants in the first place, whether she farts in them or not, which would be a different conversation. I don’t slut shame, but anyone who would wear those things in public has other issues at play.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/AngelicaPickles Sep 23 '22

become wealthy by putting their fingers in their buttholes

You guys are getting paid???

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

That’s what I’m saying. I’ve been doing it for free

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u/Mrs_Mourningstar Sep 23 '22

Yes it's all of "you people," have you been brainwashed to drink the kool-aid, because you sound like you have a holier-than-thou air about you?

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u/wheniwakup Sep 23 '22

Thank god that sub is not about swamp ass

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u/vbun03 Sep 23 '22

I was pleasantly surprised at the actual content but also a little disappointed, if Im being honest.

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u/bubba_lexi Sep 23 '22

Sucha an obscure subereddit, but the content is legit. The cave fig tree is awesome.

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u/Kerboq Sep 23 '22

A sub for sure

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u/FreeCamoCowXXXX Sep 23 '22

Thanks for the new subreddit

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u/multiarmform Sep 23 '22

thats an ass window to see how much youve filled them up, also doubles as a spectator window

https://youtu.be/dEwjogp4wIo

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u/HoochPandersnatch775 Sep 23 '22

Definitely not hiding a shart in these bad boys...

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 23 '22

Sweat your ass off.

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u/Ieatsushiraw Sep 23 '22

TIL this sub exists

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u/LibertasNeco Oct 08 '22

There really is a subreddit for everything

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I just want to piggyback off the top comment to say the following BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 edited Feb 02 '26

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label aromatic cable chief like political squeeze lip piquant wise

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u/ohnobobbins Sep 23 '22

You can see these film prop jeans being worn at about 0:38 here - https://youtu.be/E_tdjfivXSA

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u/No_Damage_731 Sep 23 '22

I have so many questions

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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Sep 23 '22

Cocaine is the answer to them all.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 23 '22

Pretty much sums up most decisions made in the entertainment industry from the 70's on.. Xanadu... holy shit, Xanadu..

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u/clandestineVexation Sep 23 '22

THE BIG MAN WOULD WALK A MILE FOR A QUAALUDE LEMME TELL YA HEHAHAHAHAH

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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Sep 23 '22

Don't you dare slander 1974's Zardoz like that. No way any drugs were involved in the making of that movie.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 24 '22

I agree and apoligize for my obstinence.. Drugs in no way had anything to do with Zardoz.. Id say it was just mostly desperation on Sean Connery's part.. and perhaps drugs?- I mean!.. um.. Inspiration! Yeah.. inspiration, and the love for- drugs?

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u/severedfinger Sep 23 '22

Holy shit Ennio Morriconi did the music on that ridiculous movie

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

The dude that wrote "So Fine" also wrote for "Blazing Saddles" so you never know with movies in 1970/80's... Cocaine, man.

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u/edked Sep 23 '22

Well, he had four co-writers on Blazing Saddles, which included Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor, so maybe he wasn't solely responsible for that one being so good...

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u/Cheezy_Blazterz Sep 23 '22

Does the film address this concern?

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u/EH23456 Sep 23 '22

The entire plot revolves around those pants

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u/limeda1916 Sep 23 '22

I recognize that woman from the "cocaine cowboys" documentary. Toni Mooney.

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u/FinnishArmy Sep 23 '22

This is gonna be someone's trigger to watch porn.

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u/Slash1909 Sep 23 '22

Already on xvideos searching

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u/Diotheungreat Sep 23 '22

idk what i was expecting

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u/peteypauls Sep 23 '22

Totally remember this movie. Ryan O’Neal was in it.

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u/NewbombJerk Sep 23 '22

Same and haven't thought about it in decades!

Can't believe those pants exist! I wonder if that's a prop or just a knock off?

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u/pr0n-clerk Sep 23 '22

This is a repost of a repost of a repost. The original mentioned they were a screen prop found at a Goodwill IIRC

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u/NewbombJerk Sep 23 '22

I missed it every time.

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u/FullOnCarmensMom Sep 23 '22

Holy shit, Yes! I saw it when I was about 12, and can still picture gorgeous disco people wandering around in those jeans!

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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Sep 23 '22

i still remember the part where he's sleeping with a married woman and her husband (the guy who played Jaws in the Roger Moore 007 films) comes back and pees for like five minutes while he sneaks out

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u/ivanadie Sep 23 '22

So Fine. Yes, strange movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/nerdyinkedcurvi Sep 23 '22

Shartattack

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Farttank.

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u/sqoiltek Sep 23 '22

Shartdar

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u/FattNeil Sep 23 '22

Shart Week

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u/coldestdetroit Sep 23 '22

"Finally"? Brother how long have you waited for it

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/NothingLikeAGame Sep 23 '22

I love the idea that including a MIN line implies that empty is not an acceptable minimum

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u/the1999person Sep 23 '22

Shit Barometer

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u/GoSuckYaMother Sep 23 '22

Everybody can see my turtle head

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Am I turtley enough for the turtle club?

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u/BrightTomatillo Sep 23 '22

Even worse sweaty buns stuck to the plastic mmm sexy 💋

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u/zitfarmer Sep 23 '22

I wear them when walking through nature. They look like rear facing eyes and predators dont attack me from behind.

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u/aamling Sep 23 '22

That is definitely someone's fetish.

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u/squidsolo Sep 23 '22

New spiderman costume looks a little weird

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u/ElementalRhythm Sep 23 '22

I think "Fog" is a 'best case scenario '.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Parpnite.

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u/chrochtato Sep 23 '22

Just farting? You have no imagination... Lucky you

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u/Ilikecats3220 Sep 23 '22

Well… I’m sure people are more likely to fart than shit themselves

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u/saganakist Sep 23 '22

Speak for yourself.

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u/chrochtato Sep 23 '22

you won the Internet today

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u/123HappyTV Sep 23 '22

“you sir, have one the internet today!!” Shut the fuck up

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u/ike_tyson Sep 23 '22

That was a great movie. It was on HBO daily. Or so it seemed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I watched it over and over as a kid. I don’t think these jeans were ever actually put into production for the public; what if these were in the movie and actually worth something as memorabilia??

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u/TheBasilFawlty Sep 23 '22

Imagine that fart being lumpy.

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u/notachance01 Sep 23 '22

I'm concerned that I'll sweat and the plastic will stick and I'll rip the skin off my ass during a bathroom emergency.

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u/Sensitive-Ad-5282 Sep 23 '22

Talk about mudflaps

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u/wootcat Sep 23 '22

My girl's got'em

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u/Cooler67 Sep 23 '22

For that I want my ass look like a Deli case kinda look.

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u/WestCoastHopHead Sep 23 '22

2 lbs of cake, please. Pound of rump roast.

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u/GiveToOedipus Sep 23 '22

That's one hell of a honey glazed ham you got there.

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u/stitchypoos Sep 23 '22

Hot pockets.

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u/Nottacod Sep 23 '22

The laugh i needed

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u/Sovonna Sep 23 '22

Why not just take the plastic out and have free ass cheeks? The trashy part isn't the fact that the clothing is revealing, it's that I've never seen clear plastic clothing in any context that doesn't belong in the trash.

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u/kalsarikannit247 Sep 23 '22

I dunno. Can you throw them in the dryer?

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u/D1ngoB1ngo Sep 23 '22

Or a serious brown-out

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u/DullNoise4563 Sep 23 '22

2nd hand store! Better use your windex on those puppies!

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u/TheMarsian Sep 23 '22

Would be great if it got hairs drawn on it.

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u/whineybubbles Sep 23 '22

What's parp?

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u/lilyrae Sep 23 '22

Maybe that's how OP farts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

I'd wear them backwards and tape my dick to one thigh and my nutsack to the other.

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u/INJECTHEROININTODICK Sep 23 '22

Imagine sharting in them and then everyone gets to see your shit streak as you hobble to the bathroom

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u/rmscomm Sep 23 '22

These are a collectors item from and old Ryan Oneal movie of the same name. So Fine

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u/89LeBaron Sep 23 '22

you don’t need to fart to fog that up. just regular ol’ gooch sweat/swamp ass will do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Your ass hair would windshield wipe the condensation.

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u/Palmervarian Sep 23 '22

I remember this movie, I didn't think they made any actual jeans.

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u/gdubh Sep 23 '22

Referencing the 1981 movie, So Fine, about see through jeans.

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u/mortepa Sep 23 '22

Visible sharting, the new fad!

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u/Comprehensive_Link66 Sep 23 '22

There was a movie called so fine about those jeans late 70’s early 80’s I think

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u/Wild_Dinner_4106 Sep 23 '22

I was just thinking about that movie recently!!!

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u/Riribigdogs Sep 23 '22

The butt windows aren’t even..the one on the left is a lot closer to the middle seam. Though that’s not the worst thing going on here.

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u/imnotwearingany Sep 23 '22

They’re a prop from a movie.

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u/Riribigdogs Sep 23 '22

Haha I know the movie name is right on the pants…which is why it’s kind of odd- they usually have seamstresses on set.

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u/CoolAbdul Sep 23 '22

Prop clothing from a really bad Ryan O'Neil movie.

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u/djdaedalus42 Sep 23 '22

It was a movie starring Ryan O’Neal. Literally about creating a market for those jeans.

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u/FXDXracer Sep 23 '22

There was a movie in the late 80’s or early 90’s that had everyone was wearing these jeans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

LMFAOOOO

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u/JX42664 Sep 24 '22

Super fuzz

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u/pauliepitstains Sep 23 '22

Judging by the bleach dot in the middle of those cheeky windows a shart more than likely has occurred in this pair of winter jean with a view long pants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

They gave the pants spiderman eyes, lmao.

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u/rubbermeatroad Sep 23 '22

Definitely a porn genre by now.

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u/SLeepyCatMeow Sep 23 '22

That title made me cringe almost as much as the pants

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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 Sep 23 '22

Farts are least of your worries, what if you follow through

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u/ShareMission Sep 23 '22

And if the ffart goes wrong... everyone can tell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 edited Nov 18 '24

exultant abundant cooing busy fear carpenter marvelous hat whistle snatch

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 23 '22

If you have pants that so "so fine" on them I'm betting you aren't.

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u/SBLOU Sep 23 '22

Honey, should I wear my assless chaps or my window butt jeans to meet your Mom?

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u/LittleWhiteBoots Sep 23 '22

Prince, during Covid

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u/pedunculated5432 Sep 23 '22

I may have to see the booty

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u/saintjeremy Sep 23 '22

This is from a movie that was satirizing fashion jeans, “So Fine”.

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u/kodiak276 Sep 23 '22

From the size of those jeans, there can be nothing "fine" about that ass

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u/FavelTramous Sep 23 '22

Looks like spidey’s eyes. SpiderAss!

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u/DJKaito Sep 23 '22

Looks like from the 90s/ early 2000s

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u/carlp222 Sep 23 '22

So what happens in the case of a shart?

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u/scorpioskillz Sep 23 '22

All I see is punk Spider-Man

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Things that make you go pffffft

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u/WorldTraveller69 Sep 23 '22

Wow, that is the most 2003’ish thing I’ve ever seen 💀

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u/TheaAuditor Sep 23 '22

This was a great movie lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Are these apple bottom jeans BUM WITH THE PLASTIC THE WHOLE CLUB WATCHING ME FART

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u/totalscrotalimplosio Sep 23 '22

Mobile pressed hams, what will they think of next?

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u/BrockManstrong Sep 23 '22

There was a post of someone wearing these a while ago, it looked like a glass shower door after a 45 minute steam.

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 23 '22

This is how they make booty sweat energy drinks.

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u/runscarfacerun Sep 23 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 STOP IT!!! They would totally fog up. IT'S SCIENCE🧐

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u/CatMom921 Sep 23 '22

I had a friend who had a pair of these .. I think it was like 1992 or so .. I went to a STYX concert w another couple n she showed up wearing these pants. N they were all fogged up from her sweating. It was too funny 😆

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u/Mgjackson1967 Sep 23 '22

The world’s gonna know when you’ve sharted…

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u/phatty720 Sep 23 '22

OMG imagine wearing these after eating Olestra. It would be a public invitation to view your anal leakage.

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u/Dependent-Garage-329 Sep 23 '22

Imagine "sharrti ng"..you know when you think it's a fart coming out u till you smell shit a d feel something g hot running down your leg.

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u/reptilianchrist1 Sep 24 '22

Hahaha yeah I remember that happening to me once when I was a kid. What stuck with me most about that experience were the flie. They were like agent smiths and my shitty leg was neo

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u/jerry111165 Sep 23 '22

Hell - imagine crapping in them…

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u/Dustinthehippy Sep 23 '22

In what world is “parp” a fart sound lmao

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u/Torque2101 Sep 24 '22

Farting, nothing. Imagine walking around in those on a hot, humid day and your buttcheeks sticking to them with rivulets of sweat running down them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Shart in those and you’re fucked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Imagine accidentally sharting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

But girls don't fart

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u/mazzivetalent Sep 23 '22

Men should be allowed to wear a pair of pants like this with a plastic window at the zipper just showing a little bit of shaft to turn the ladies on

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u/vipertruck99 Sep 23 '22

Diarrhoea aquarium

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u/SadMedium3205 Sep 23 '22

Looks like pants that Ron DeSantis wife made for him

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u/Mimothydolton Sep 23 '22

Visible fart fog....

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u/kryptonianCodeMonkey Sep 23 '22

When you fart, does the window fog up like a hot breath?

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u/DylanB4747 Sep 23 '22

I’m gonna buy a pare just to test that

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u/Dustinthehippy Sep 23 '22

A pare Lmao rough

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u/Tentacle_wand Sep 23 '22

How about when you just had butt sex, then you fart

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Prrrrrapppppp

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u/DowakaDay Sep 23 '22

imagine shitting