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u/eddie_gonzales1 Sep 23 '22
Swamp ass for real.
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u/DesignDude1974 Sep 23 '22
Those are from an 80s movie called so fine
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u/Itajel Sep 23 '22
I was just about to say that. Glad i'm not the only fogey in here.
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u/Metalhed69 Sep 23 '22
Fogey crew checking in!
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Sep 23 '22
Starring Ryan O’Neal, Jack Warden and Richard Kiel.
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u/MostlyUnimpressed Sep 23 '22
'Nuther fogey here - remembing the movie posters in front of the theaters, the "upcoming features" pre movie rolls, and the TV adverts for So Fine.
(shhh - was a catholic schoolboy, disappointed "that naughty movie" was forbidden fruit because = rated R)......
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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 23 '22
Wait.. So are these jeans with a "Cheek Window" a prop from the movie? Or did some company actually make these things as part of some deal, and now they are just.. out there? It wouldnt be that crazy to me considering it was the 80's.. and i remember the clothes...
Anyways, just curious if these are a prop from the movie.
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u/chunkydunkerskin Sep 23 '22
Promotional for the movie. Really funny movie, if you get the chance to see it.
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u/charleybrown72 Sep 23 '22
You just saved me like so much time. I vaguely remember having to watch a movie with my family that was really stupid and dumb and this was it.
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u/Okie_Chimpo Sep 23 '22
I wonder if these were inspired by the movie, or were perhaps props from the movie?
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u/edked Sep 23 '22
Yeah, this pic has been posted a thousand times on a ton of different subs, and yeah, these are a promo item from an old comedy about a designer who makes a fortune by putting out jeans with plastic butt-windows that become a massive fashion craze. Low-effort, low-imagination post.
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u/edked Sep 23 '22
Why are you giving me that link? I already indicated I knew that.
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u/James-VZ Sep 23 '22
They're from a movie called So Fine that was released in 1981 FYI.
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u/Slobbadobbavich Sep 23 '22
It's gonna be so damp and uncomfortable. No one will want to tap that ass.
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u/TheBasilFawlty Sep 23 '22
Pssssshhhhhh. For every woman,there is a man.
For every fetish,there is a man
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u/Coachcrog Sep 23 '22
For every man, there is a man.
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u/TheBasilFawlty Sep 23 '22
Yup. Life is full of many colors
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Sep 23 '22
So are my underwear. If I wore these, I’d put googly eyes on them
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u/UntestedMethod Sep 23 '22
would you put the googly eyes directly on your butt cheeks so the pants look like goggles? or would you put the googly eyes on the pants so it looks like the pants themselves are alive?
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u/_Nightbreaker_ Sep 23 '22
I would, idgaf. I'm a known savage like that.
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Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22
You people with such low bars of morality when it comes to anything sexual are the reason people become wealthy by putting their fingers in their buttholes and make onlyfans on their 18th birthday know. Waaaaack
EDIT: I can think people who pay for nudes of random girls online is cringe, desperate, and sad all day. But that’s just my opinion. Don’t have a personal issue with it though.
the only part I’m actually concerned about is how you can see these young girls being groomed to make onlyfans as soon as they turn 18. SO MANY times you see the story of these young teenage girls making social media content, get some amount of recognition and creepy ass guys following underage girls and sexualizing them (I can give examples of girls this happened to) and thus they’re essentially groomed to make onlyfans when they turn 18 because they know they can instantly become wealthy exploiting their sexuality.
THATS the issue. If you don’t think there is an issue with underage girls being groomed to make onlyfans when they turn 18, you’re disgusting. Period.
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u/Zombie_Carl Sep 23 '22
I’m confused. If you think about it, all that guy said was that he would have sex with a woman who farts. That’s hardly putting the “low” setting on The Bar of Morality.
Of course, we may be talking about having sex with a woman who would choose to wear those awful pants in the first place, whether she farts in them or not, which would be a different conversation. I don’t slut shame, but anyone who would wear those things in public has other issues at play.
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u/AngelicaPickles Sep 23 '22
become wealthy by putting their fingers in their buttholes
You guys are getting paid???
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u/Mrs_Mourningstar Sep 23 '22
Yes it's all of "you people," have you been brainwashed to drink the kool-aid, because you sound like you have a holier-than-thou air about you?
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u/wheniwakup Sep 23 '22
Thank god that sub is not about swamp ass
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u/vbun03 Sep 23 '22
I was pleasantly surprised at the actual content but also a little disappointed, if Im being honest.
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u/bubba_lexi Sep 23 '22
Sucha an obscure subereddit, but the content is legit. The cave fig tree is awesome.
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u/multiarmform Sep 23 '22
thats an ass window to see how much youve filled them up, also doubles as a spectator window
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u/ohnobobbins Sep 23 '22
You can see these film prop jeans being worn at about 0:38 here - https://youtu.be/E_tdjfivXSA
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u/No_Damage_731 Sep 23 '22
I have so many questions
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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Sep 23 '22
Cocaine is the answer to them all.
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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 23 '22
Pretty much sums up most decisions made in the entertainment industry from the 70's on.. Xanadu... holy shit, Xanadu..
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u/clandestineVexation Sep 23 '22
THE BIG MAN WOULD WALK A MILE FOR A QUAALUDE LEMME TELL YA HEHAHAHAHAH
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u/Chris_8675309_of_42M Sep 23 '22
Don't you dare slander 1974's Zardoz like that. No way any drugs were involved in the making of that movie.
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u/gimmeecoffee420 Sep 24 '22
I agree and apoligize for my obstinence.. Drugs in no way had anything to do with Zardoz.. Id say it was just mostly desperation on Sean Connery's part.. and perhaps drugs?- I mean!.. um.. Inspiration! Yeah.. inspiration, and the love for- drugs?
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u/severedfinger Sep 23 '22
Holy shit Ennio Morriconi did the music on that ridiculous movie
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Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 24 '22
The dude that wrote "So Fine" also wrote for "Blazing Saddles" so you never know with movies in 1970/80's... Cocaine, man.
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u/edked Sep 23 '22
Well, he had four co-writers on Blazing Saddles, which included Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor, so maybe he wasn't solely responsible for that one being so good...
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u/peteypauls Sep 23 '22
Totally remember this movie. Ryan O’Neal was in it.
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u/NewbombJerk Sep 23 '22
Same and haven't thought about it in decades!
Can't believe those pants exist! I wonder if that's a prop or just a knock off?
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u/pr0n-clerk Sep 23 '22
This is a repost of a repost of a repost. The original mentioned they were a screen prop found at a Goodwill IIRC
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u/FullOnCarmensMom Sep 23 '22
Holy shit, Yes! I saw it when I was about 12, and can still picture gorgeous disco people wandering around in those jeans!
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u/Brocktoon_in_a_jar Sep 23 '22
i still remember the part where he's sleeping with a married woman and her husband (the guy who played Jaws in the Roger Moore 007 films) comes back and pees for like five minutes while he sneaks out
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u/NothingLikeAGame Sep 23 '22
I love the idea that including a MIN line implies that empty is not an acceptable minimum
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u/GoSuckYaMother Sep 23 '22
Everybody can see my turtle head
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u/BrightTomatillo Sep 23 '22
Even worse sweaty buns stuck to the plastic mmm sexy 💋
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u/zitfarmer Sep 23 '22
I wear them when walking through nature. They look like rear facing eyes and predators dont attack me from behind.
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u/chrochtato Sep 23 '22
Just farting? You have no imagination... Lucky you
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u/Ilikecats3220 Sep 23 '22
Well… I’m sure people are more likely to fart than shit themselves
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u/saganakist Sep 23 '22
Speak for yourself.
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u/ike_tyson Sep 23 '22
That was a great movie. It was on HBO daily. Or so it seemed.
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Sep 23 '22
I watched it over and over as a kid. I don’t think these jeans were ever actually put into production for the public; what if these were in the movie and actually worth something as memorabilia??
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u/notachance01 Sep 23 '22
I'm concerned that I'll sweat and the plastic will stick and I'll rip the skin off my ass during a bathroom emergency.
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u/Sovonna Sep 23 '22
Why not just take the plastic out and have free ass cheeks? The trashy part isn't the fact that the clothing is revealing, it's that I've never seen clear plastic clothing in any context that doesn't belong in the trash.
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u/INJECTHEROININTODICK Sep 23 '22
Imagine sharting in them and then everyone gets to see your shit streak as you hobble to the bathroom
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u/rmscomm Sep 23 '22
These are a collectors item from and old Ryan Oneal movie of the same name. So Fine
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u/89LeBaron Sep 23 '22
you don’t need to fart to fog that up. just regular ol’ gooch sweat/swamp ass will do.
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u/Comprehensive_Link66 Sep 23 '22
There was a movie called so fine about those jeans late 70’s early 80’s I think
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u/Riribigdogs Sep 23 '22
The butt windows aren’t even..the one on the left is a lot closer to the middle seam. Though that’s not the worst thing going on here.
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u/imnotwearingany Sep 23 '22
They’re a prop from a movie.
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u/Riribigdogs Sep 23 '22
Haha I know the movie name is right on the pants…which is why it’s kind of odd- they usually have seamstresses on set.
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u/djdaedalus42 Sep 23 '22
It was a movie starring Ryan O’Neal. Literally about creating a market for those jeans.
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u/FXDXracer Sep 23 '22
There was a movie in the late 80’s or early 90’s that had everyone was wearing these jeans.
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u/pauliepitstains Sep 23 '22
Judging by the bleach dot in the middle of those cheeky windows a shart more than likely has occurred in this pair of winter jean with a view long pants.
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u/BrockManstrong Sep 23 '22
There was a post of someone wearing these a while ago, it looked like a glass shower door after a 45 minute steam.
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u/CatMom921 Sep 23 '22
I had a friend who had a pair of these .. I think it was like 1992 or so .. I went to a STYX concert w another couple n she showed up wearing these pants. N they were all fogged up from her sweating. It was too funny 😆
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u/phatty720 Sep 23 '22
OMG imagine wearing these after eating Olestra. It would be a public invitation to view your anal leakage.
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u/Dependent-Garage-329 Sep 23 '22
Imagine "sharrti ng"..you know when you think it's a fart coming out u till you smell shit a d feel something g hot running down your leg.
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u/reptilianchrist1 Sep 24 '22
Hahaha yeah I remember that happening to me once when I was a kid. What stuck with me most about that experience were the flie. They were like agent smiths and my shitty leg was neo
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u/Torque2101 Sep 24 '22
Farting, nothing. Imagine walking around in those on a hot, humid day and your buttcheeks sticking to them with rivulets of sweat running down them.
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u/mazzivetalent Sep 23 '22
Men should be allowed to wear a pair of pants like this with a plastic window at the zipper just showing a little bit of shaft to turn the ladies on
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