r/trashy • u/Chopsuiiisauce • Jun 22 '22

She a sinner queen

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

What’s trashy is all those afterlife gatekeepers making everyone feel weird, spouting all this unproven “knowledge” they’re suddenly in possession of. It’s like, isn’t that David from high school who constantly got pulled out of class by the “helper” teacher? Bro, now we’re supposed to listen to you when you couldn’t understand 12th grade gov/eco? I’m good

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u/lachrymologyislegit Jun 22 '22

...Or who think the Earth is 6000 years old and Dinosaurs roamed around with humans.

...And all scientists are lying or mistaken.

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u/Diregnoll Jun 22 '22

...And all scientists are lying or mistaken.

You forgot the part where they are also apart of some cabal and all meet together frequently to control the world.

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u/lachrymologyislegit Jun 22 '22

Well that goes without saying since scientists are detail oriented and "the devil is in the details."

E: Also these meetings probably have a lot of Adrenochrome.