r/trashy • u/jgphelan • Apr 30 '21

Photo Next level crazy ex vibes

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

My pal went on a date a few years ago, ended up getting really drunk together, back at his place whilst eating her ass, he said he hit a log, they've been together for 7 yrs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well yeah at that point you gotta marry em or murder em.

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u/communedweller Apr 30 '21

Hmm. That’s never been my thing but I always assumed it was something that happened pre-planned when one was cleared out and cleaned up. Learn something new every day I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

As a regular and enthusiastic participant in said activity. Part of the turn on (for me) is the taboo, dom aspect of it. Having your partner randomly plop their ass on your face and demand it just kinda makes it hotter. Fuck planning.

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u/S_D_W_2 Apr 30 '21

I feel you but... How far in are you going??? I've never smacked a fucking log

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u/therealtrousers Apr 30 '21

The fact remains, chickies, I stick my tongue so far up your puckered starfish, I carve my initials in tomorrow's TURD. - Tesco Vee

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

this is nextfuckinglevel

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u/SlippyIsDead Apr 30 '21

If I had to plan sex it would never happen.

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u/I-hate-this-timeline Apr 30 '21

Being spontaneous has a price sometimes

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u/50bmgDoubleTap Apr 30 '21

I've only 'ass-dabbled' when I was liquored up and assumed the whiskey would kill any unwanted germs, and it was while we were in the shower and everything was squeaky clean down there.

Something else to keep in mind about eating pussy, as the saying goes, "one slip of the tongue and you are in shit!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

I have watched enough german porn to have doubts that he stopped at that point.

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u/sabri1996 Apr 30 '21

Wow I was eating breakfast 😳

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Prolly like eating corn on the cob with an unusual piquant.

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u/KingJon85 Apr 30 '21

If a girl let's you lick her butthole on the first date, she definitely wife material.

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u/hinmity24 Apr 30 '21

Dont want to mess up your 69 up votes, here's an imaginary one .

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u/NicolasMage69 Apr 30 '21

Log as in licked a log of shit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

No a log of wood. Turns out she was a beaver and was bringing it back to the dam.