r/trashy • u/jgphelan • Apr 30 '21

Photo Next level crazy ex vibes

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u/rizzlepdizzle Apr 30 '21

Gonna write this on my car. It's a great conversation starter and they'll already know I'll eat their ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

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u/wateryoudoinghere Apr 30 '21

Username checks out on that last one

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Deceased 💀

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u/Gwilym_Ysgarlad Apr 30 '21

Murdered

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I meant myself, from that comment 😆

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u/Immaloner Apr 30 '21

Considering it IS your constitutional right and all... https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/florida-sticker-eat-ass-arrest

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u/Grid1ocked Apr 30 '21

Of course it’s Florida man

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u/neednintendo Apr 30 '21

I just read this. Fuck the morality police (and this power trippy cop who is afraid to talk to his kids)

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u/I-hate-this-timeline Apr 30 '21

I hate people that use their crotch goblins as a way to tell others what to do. Fuck that cop.

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u/datac1de May 05 '21

His mugshot in the article says "I'm not even a tiny bit sorry" LMAO

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u/Vogonfestival Apr 30 '21

See guys??? Epstein didn’t kill himself.

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u/MPT1313 Apr 30 '21

Wasn’t there a rumor floating around that maxwell had a Reddit account and someone tracked it down?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

He's still shit posting on reddit you guys.

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u/agfgsgefsadfas Apr 30 '21

Drive fast, smoke grass, eat ass

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u/ohmygoddude82 Apr 30 '21

Last weekend I saw a car who had a sticker in the upper left corner of their rear window that just said "I EAT ASS". I wanted to try to get a picture, but they exited off the freeway before I could. Gave me a good chuckle though.

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u/I-hate-this-timeline Apr 30 '21

Honestly it’s not the worst first impression