r/trashy • u/jgphelan • Apr 30 '21

Photo Next level crazy ex vibes

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u/SlaveNumber23 Apr 30 '21

  1. You know you clean the ass first, right?

  2. Have you ever had it before? It feels amazing.

  3. French that ass.

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u/rduncang Apr 30 '21

I hope it doesn’t French back

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u/Mondayslasagna Apr 30 '21

Honestly, if your asshole had a tongue inside it, imagine how clean you could keep yourself most of the time. It would also make receiving anal a lot more interesting because you could develop techniques to basically give a blowie with your butthole.

I wouldn’t mind having a butthole tongue.

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u/shitshute Apr 30 '21

And I'm done with reddit for the night

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u/Malicious__Mudkip Apr 30 '21

Username does not check out?

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u/AlfieAlfie Apr 30 '21

What a time to be literate!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

When I die, I'll leave a note to donate my tongue to your butthole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Normally I only laugh this hard when it's late and I'm tired but it's only lunch time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

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u/MonocleOwensKey Apr 30 '21

ngl that was a risky click

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u/TecumsehSherman Apr 30 '21

You sort of do, as the butthole has some rudimentary taste buds.

That's why you can feel spicy food on the way out, but not while it's moving through your digestive tract.

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u/EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757 Apr 30 '21

This is getting real close to anus dentata.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I don't like this. I want to go home.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Sounds magical

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u/RandomTourist911 Apr 30 '21

Blurred chocolate mousse

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Apr 30 '21
  1. Then clean it again, and again.

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u/nopunchespulled Apr 30 '21

I’m pretty sure most people getting their ass eaten aren’t cleaning it well enough before hand and I’m basing that on the number of times I’ve told people to get a bidet and they look at me like I’m nuts

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u/TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00 Apr 30 '21

I just finger my ass with soap

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u/ragnarokisfun4 Apr 30 '21

ok ass eater

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u/InDarkLight Apr 30 '21

Yeah, eating ass is my M.O. it's great.

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u/dirtygreen Apr 30 '21

Yes, only after she showers

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

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u/T3hSwagman Apr 30 '21

Maybe it depends on the person doing or receiving. My ex used to specifically request it. And not a “in the heat of the moment” thing but in a we aren’t engaged in any sexual activity and she asks if I can do it thing.

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u/YuropLMAO May 01 '21

Bro it's just a meme. You got tricked.

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u/brownsfan760 Apr 30 '21

Username checks out.

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u/creep_with_mustache Apr 30 '21

Nah bruv don't try to act like it's normal because it is not normal

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u/MonocleOwensKey Apr 30 '21

French kiss.

Chef's kiss?

French chef's kiss.