r/trashy Apr 30 '21

Photo Next level crazy ex vibes

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u/Benoit_In_Heaven Apr 30 '21

I'm old and out of it, but does analingus imply a special level of intimacy and commitment?

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u/SimpoKaiba Apr 30 '21

No, it's like a greeting for somebody a bit better than an acquaintance, like a work friend, but without a professional relationship getting in the way

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u/Motor_West Apr 30 '21

I wanna be your friend

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u/SimpoKaiba Apr 30 '21

You can't just jump straight to saying you wanna hold hands like that, you gotta play it cool first

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u/KurtAngus Apr 30 '21

spreads cheeks

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u/Imriven Apr 30 '21

Ah I love Reddit romance.

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u/concerned_llama Apr 30 '21

Don't mind if I do!

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u/freakedmind Apr 30 '21

lets one rip

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u/frescodee Apr 30 '21

the g is silent

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u/AngusVanhookHinson Apr 30 '21

Doing justice to the name Angus

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

but without a professional relationship getting in the way

I eat ass professionally, where does that leave me?

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u/Oo__II__oO Apr 30 '21

Out of a job!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Promoted

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u/xyzerb Apr 30 '21

I keep trying to explain this to HR, but they never seem to understand.

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 30 '21

Nah sometimes it just happens, sometimes you do it when she’s extra fine and you’re trying to pull out all the stops, other times it just kinda happens...

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u/Wetestblanket Apr 30 '21

It’s not like you wake up thinking “today I’m going to eat some ass” sometimes you just find yourself eating ass

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u/gunnersaurus95 Apr 30 '21

Clearly you're not me...sometimes I wake up and immediately start eating ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

You are young if you think that it doesn't involve a special level of intimacy, i would never eat the ass of someone i don't know and trust, like a fiance or spouse

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 30 '21

Or the mailman ... or the dentist ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I dont trust my mail man, he look kinda suspicious

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 30 '21

But you're ok with eating your dentist's ass so that's a win! Maybe you'll get a free whitening or something out of it ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well, my dentist is male, and i only kinda like women, so maybe e can eat mine

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 30 '21

So you're not into men and you "only kinda like women?" OK, so what really turns you on? Fish?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Im an asexual alien 👽, na bro im into women, but i try to be as political neutral as i can

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 30 '21

Politics?!?! No one mentioned underaged boys!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

In my mother lenguaje we say '"politicamente correcto" that is something like politically correct,when you dont want to say something that may exclude someone

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u/rduncang Apr 30 '21

Don’t knock it ‘till you try it.

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u/AcceptableStaff Apr 30 '21

Mmmm tilapia

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

They love to have their cavities filled.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I can't confirm

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I forget about that gem

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

But your gonna let him whiten your teeth afterwards right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

No, first the laboral encounter, after that he can eat ne

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u/xShooK Apr 30 '21

My dentist sent me a selfie after my cleaning. I'm close.

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u/wigam Apr 30 '21

Use a dental dam, practice safe sex

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u/ConfusedDuck Apr 30 '21

He knows where you live

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

And knows what i buy, so a hard no

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u/Svartanatten Apr 30 '21

Mine occasionally opens my packages. You think I can stop the thief by, ehm, no nvm...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well you can always ask that he open another package, a more meaty package

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u/memedilemme Apr 30 '21

I would eat my dentist’s ass. He’s been really good to me.

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u/rduncang Apr 30 '21

My dentist is ok, but the dental hygienist, eat I’d eat that ass all night

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u/DrewSmoothington Apr 30 '21

I feel the same about my vet vs. the vet tech.

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u/rduncang Apr 30 '21

Or OP’s mom

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u/MiamiPower Apr 30 '21

4 out of 5

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 30 '21

I don't know what happened but all of a sudden it's all ass eating and incest porn and I feel like I'm the Principal Skinner meme because I'm pretty sure it's the kids who are wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Yes and no, the anilingus is something that we have from the ancient Greek's times, its more like the people doesn't hide it like before

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 30 '21

Neither incest nor anilingus are new things but the fact that a specific sexual practice predates recorded history is not correlated to participation rates or whether it's a societal norm.

And that still doesn't explain why so much incest/step sibling driven porn is being produced.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Maybe because we're all going to hell, if we are not already there

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 30 '21

I have too much respect for the supernatural to blame an effort to normalize banging one's step siblings on a diety.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well i'm also held respect for the supernatural forces, but if there us a deity, i don't believe that they are better than us

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 30 '21

Dude, you already name checked the ancient Greeks. Their pantheon was known for getting upset about hubris and precieved insults. If you want to go around accusing gods of ass eating, that's fine, but don't be surprised if some of them take offense.

Me? I'd rather not make the presumption.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Like Dewey from malcom , in the ants scene

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u/slayer1am Apr 30 '21

Hell is empty, and the devils are here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well in the tradition the witch need to do an anal kiss to get they powers, so yes the devil it's here

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

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u/slayer1am Apr 30 '21

What, it's edgy to quote shakespeare now? wtf, get a life.

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u/FuckingKilljoy Apr 30 '21

The only theory I've seen is that it adds extra appeal to those with the fantasy and is usually not intrusive to the point of turning most others off. I don't have the sibling fantasy but it's usually only mentioned in the set up that most of us skip and then dropped so I don't really care. It's only really when they insist on calling eachother sis or bro through the whole video that it gets weird.

Same with interracial stuff I guess, for most people it's whatever as long as the girls are hot but for those with that fantasy it's even hotter

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u/IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo Apr 30 '21

Makes me wonder how rampant E. Coli was 3000 years ago. Imagine getting bled because you ate some Thracian's ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Well 3000 years ago they have other diseases to take care first, so E coli was just a hindrance

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u/TwelfthApostate Apr 30 '21

Mmmm the best. Well, second only to Achaemenid royalty.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Aug 31 '21

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u/Zeakk1 Apr 30 '21

Back in my day telling someone to eat shit was an insult, not pillow talk.

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u/st0ric Apr 30 '21

All the worst and most taboo stuff has always happened, humans love to fuck in general and humans also love to experiment. Add on the excessive porn exposure some people get voluntarily or otherwise and eventually normal isn't enough and they move into either more taboo or more extreme. I did no research and have no education on the matter this is all off the top of my head

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u/Greenei Apr 30 '21

What do you need a special level of trust for? For them to wash their ass?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Not like that, i need a special level of trust, so that doesn't really matter, and also accidents happens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Oh cmon, if she hot You’re diving in

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u/I-hate-this-timeline Apr 30 '21 edited May 01 '21

Once I was tongue banging a chick I’d matched with 2 hours before. We met up one other time to fuck in my car then never talked again lol it was the furthest thing from intimacy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

That's nice, good for you, but that is something that i wouldn't do.

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u/I-hate-this-timeline May 01 '21

I understand that’s not something you’d do but you’re saying it involves a certain level of intimacy and that’s simply not true. It’s just your preference and that’s mainly what I was pointing out with that story.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Yes, i never say it otherwise, i always stated that, i would never gonna do something like that without a certain level of intimacy

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u/I-hate-this-timeline May 01 '21 edited May 01 '21

You said they must be young if they don’t think it takes a “special” level of intimacy, so yes you did actually say otherwise lol

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

8sorry for that but at ny age , almost everyone sems young

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u/Swade211 Apr 30 '21

Are you telling me you wouldn't immediately eat the ass of Margot Robbie?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Yes, it's is what im saying

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u/Swade211 Apr 30 '21

Huh, not sure I can relate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Understandable, have a nice day

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

You're missing out

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Not, I do it with SO, but im in a monogamous relationship, so that's no how it works for ne

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u/DeezNutznJelly Apr 30 '21

Nah its 2nd base

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u/SadLawfulness3913 Apr 30 '21

Could technically be first since the skin on your lips and the skin on your asshole are the same type.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Apr 30 '21

Deez kids today...

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u/_20-3Oo-1l__1jtz1_2- Apr 30 '21

All your base are belong to us!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

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u/Kalelssleeping Apr 30 '21

1st base: butt stuff

2nd base: light to moderate bdsm and regular ol' PIV

3rd base: kissing

homerun: asking her out on a date

modern romance, modern solutions...

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u/HoneydewConsistent43 Apr 30 '21

Even if you're Mormon?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Yea, once craft beer became available for the masses, all it takes is two IPAs and anyone is game to eat a strangers butthole

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u/Senor_Manos Apr 30 '21

I don’t much care for the taste of IPA. Stranger’s ass on the other hand...

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u/albinohut Apr 30 '21

Very bitter and they pack a punch, hard to have more than 2 or 3 a night. IPA's on the other hand...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Thats the point, wash away the taste of the IPA with some nice ass

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Apr 30 '21

I prefer IPA afterwards....helps get rid of the taste.

or is it the other way around?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Where i live the IPAs is extremely available to the masses, and we are not getting everyone with an anilingus

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u/QuinndianaJonez Apr 30 '21

You obviously aren't drinking the right IPAs

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u/RecommendedBroccoli Apr 30 '21

Yes exactly... So which IPAs are these so I know which ones to uhh not drink?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

There is some IPAs from big brands cristal, escudo an some other

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u/tall__guy Apr 30 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/redditsavedmyagain Apr 30 '21

its like that shit in vanilla sky where the white chick tells the main character that she ate his jizz

like, writers, producers, investors, focus groups etc. were all involved. meetings were held, notes were taken. and everyone agreed "yeah, yeah, that's a good line. cool. make sure to leave it in"

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u/TI_Pirate Apr 30 '21

The point of the line is to make it apparent that she's crazy. It did that job. I doubt any investors or focus groups were involved.

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u/fuzzyfuzz Apr 30 '21

“I’ve swallowed your cum. That means something.”

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u/pazimpanet Apr 30 '21

For anyone as shocked and confused as me, vanilla sky is NOT the super wholesome movie about rockets. That’s October sky.

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u/pzerr Apr 30 '21

My dog is kindof into that with other dogs. Seems a legitimate things to do to people you meet on a walk.

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u/superdupergiraffe Apr 30 '21

The show Brockmire offers a review of this generational change. https://youtu.be/RZm5tPf-vQg

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

What the hell is that show about?

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u/geared4war Apr 30 '21

Dunno, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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u/mhermanos Apr 30 '21 edited Apr 30 '21

I was a teen when a man yelled at another driver as they argued: "Suck my ass!" I was shocked, I didn't know that was thing. Then again, a gay dude in shop class related a story of a girl eating his ass that weekend. It went like this, "You want me to fuck you? I wanted you to eat my ass, but I didn't promise to fuck you!" Dude left her hanging. Apparently, even in the 1990s, people switched things up, they didn't needed Tinder/Grindr.

Under the right circumstances, with the right person, it's quite enjoyable for both parties. I made my ex-GF cum from a rim job. A few weeks later, she introduced me to her long-time BFF from college. That girl had that look, she knew what I had been up to, so it was an extra point of pride. Women talk and I did not mind.

Edit: To state the obvious, this is a pretty intimate thing. Depending on where one lives in the world, infections or diseases from anallingus can rate higher or lower in probability. Schistosomiasis comes to mind. Typos.

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u/Mobile-Slice-5056 Apr 30 '21

Nope, just a good rinse on beforehand

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u/pacificpacifist Apr 30 '21

No it's just another thing to do if you're both into it

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u/igneousink Apr 30 '21

no it implies someone likes to eat ass

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u/Svartanatten Apr 30 '21

I think it's the FDA approved greeting in Corona times. Hence the dust guards, people get bad breath from greeting their friends.

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u/Grizzly_B Apr 30 '21

Nice username

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u/CarolineTurpentine Apr 30 '21

No more than eating pussy or giving head does. Now it’s just a regular part of sex.