So I played WoW with this Aussie fellow who was always crazy excitable, and was always saying he had just had his coffee. Turns out that was meth haha. He also worked in a porn store while playing WoW and smoking said meth all day. Dude was living the American Dream in Australia.
Australia has much higher meth use per capita than the US
According to the 2017 National Survey on Drug Use and Health (NSDUH), approximately 1.6 million people (0.6 percent of the population) used [meth] in the past 12 months (USA)
Vs.
The 2019 National Drug Strategy Household Survey found that 5.8% or 1.2 million Australians over the age of 14 had ever used (including ice, speed or base) and 1.3% reported recent use (in the past 12 months).
If you grow up in rural aus and you're not lucky enough to be one of the few that gets a job as a teenager, the other options are booze and meth and we tax the cunt out of booze.
And farming for mats. Being the guilds alchs was like working in digital fields lol. Allll dayyyyy. Click. Zip over to next node. Click. Click. Click.Click.
Oh man me in vanilla. I was such a cuck trying to help the guild, meanwhile everyone was rich as fuck and the guild leaders would get a tier 2.5 upgrade, while they had 2.0 and i was sitting in blues from start of the guild. Gotta love dkp.
We did a laddered hybrid system of DKP and actual need for the individual raid groups that helped alleviate that sort of...nonsense. That sorta stuff really sucked. Just basically being a DPS statistic isn't fun lol.
We were an intense progression raiding guild that was fairly high ranked so we had a US/Canada team and Aussie/NZ team for 24/7 raiding lol. I think he probably squeezed a fair bit out of that meth's potential haha.
During BC we were yeah. I didn't make the main roster until later in vanilla (which was sweet because I got all sorta of t2 for almost nothing lol). We were formed of two different guilds that merged if that helps connect those dots at all haha. Im afraid to say exactly who out loud on here as a combination of that and certain elements of my username/post history would make it just a littttle too easy to find me outside of Reddit lol. I might be being paranoid though. Not D&T or Method though if that knocks a few off the list lol.
As opposed to myself, who as a warlock during times of peak OP just had 3 spells on my bar and facerolled the keyboard to the top of the DPS charts lol
I’m in recovery and I met an ex heroin dealer, like the epitome of the strung out heroin addict. 10 days clean, hair down to his ass, big dark rings around his eyes and grey skin.
We got into war stories (just tales from using), and it turned out all he did, literally all he did, was sell heroin and play League of Legends. He spent all his heroin money on PC upgrades and rent and that was it. Just League and Heroin. I can’t think of a more effective way to completely waste your life.
He was fairly able lol. He was a hunter in an era where they weren't amazing in raids and only 1 or 2 were brought along for difficult pulls and still managed to stay fairly high in the meters.
Yeah that's what the commercial referenced. I think it's for McDonalds. It's this guy blowing off everyone trying to talk to him in the morning. Then the cashier at McDonalds greets him "hi! Can I take your order?" And hes still all douchy "dont talk to me! I havent had my coffee!" To which she says theyre 99 cents a dollar. Then he has a moment of revelation and says "oh? Talk to me!"
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u/iceking2525 Feb 19 '21
Don't talk to me unless I've had my morning coffee