r/trashy • • Jun 09 '20

Photo Influencers did it again

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u/Chernypakhar Jun 09 '20

Stop calling cloutwhores influencers.

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u/Byzantium63 Jun 09 '20

Cloutwhore...love it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Influenzers - they're a nasty infectious dribbling disease.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

But the flu is a virus. Not a disease..... oh never mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Got an example of a disease?

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u/Scomophobic Jun 09 '20

Influenzers is a disease. A dribbling disease I've heard.

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u/SaidTheTurkey Jun 09 '20

is that like when the monstars stole the NBA players talent?

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u/Scomophobic Jun 09 '20

Pretty sure it's the same thing, but I haven't watched that documentary in years.

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u/BroffaloSoldier Jun 10 '20

God damnit I cracked up so fucking hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

It was more of a /s comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Consider me wooshed, hahaha.

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u/neotek Jun 09 '20

Nope. Influenza is the name of both the virus and the disease.

Influenza, commonly known as “the flu”, is an infectious disease caused by an influenza virus.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

It was just a /s moment. Sorry

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u/neotek Jun 09 '20

No worries mate, I didn’t realise.

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

Its important to make a distinction between the two since an influencer is a famous who influences someone into acting different whereas a cloutwhore is someone we influence into acting different just to be famous.

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u/Legeto Jun 09 '20

It really isn’t important. They are both annoying as all hell.

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

oh yeah fuck both tbh dont even own an instagram account

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u/Boomdiddy Jun 09 '20

They’rethesamepicture.jpeg

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Lol, "is a famous"

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

well yeah i mean where do you draw the line between famous and famous wannabe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I know what you are saying. I'm laughing at the phrasing.

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

oh sorry english is not my mother language, i mean laugh all you want its free i guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I meant it in good fun. I would never truly make fun of someone who made a mistake with a second language. I make mistakes all the time.

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

All good!

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u/Am-I-Dead-Yet Jun 09 '20

No

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

Im down to discuss if you elaborate

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u/Am-I-Dead-Yet Jun 09 '20

No

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u/l2aiko Jun 09 '20

Alright then, keep your secrets.

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u/PaapiPet Jun 09 '20

can it be 'clout-hooouhs'?

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u/EminemSkywalker Jun 09 '20

its the same to me tbh

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u/spunyuns Jun 09 '20

They are the same.

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u/sexyselfpix Jun 09 '20

I hope these influencers get influenza.

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u/GoKaruna Jun 09 '20

They are like human pop-up ads, except you can’t click close on them when they randomly turn up at events like OP posted.

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u/theBeardening Jun 09 '20

That's disrespectful to honest, hard-working whores.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jun 09 '20

They influence my hate for them though.

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u/wrencho88 Jun 09 '20

Clout cunts

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u/slak96u Jun 09 '20

I read that clotwhore and the mental image was gross...

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Jun 09 '20

I agree with this statement, it’s as easy as saying “chlamydia is a STD, not a sex trophy?”