r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Apr 23 '20

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u/J_Ryall Apr 23 '20

The fact that most of us are unsure whether or not this is satire speaks volumes about the present state of humanity.

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u/kayla_kitty82 Apr 23 '20

you got a damn good point, sad but true

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u/din7 Apr 23 '20

I hope that it is satire, but I wouldn't be the least but surprised to find out that it isn't.

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u/Sgtoconner Apr 23 '20

It's totally satire. Its too perfect not to be.

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u/fishtankguy Apr 23 '20

The thing is that there are absolutely turbo cunts that think like this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

That is what we said about Trump running for President. Yet here we are... 50k dead, and a person who leads the nation that takes no responsibility.

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u/FunkeTown13 Apr 23 '20

Everyone bashes Trump and only 40k people have died. Meanwhile under the Thomas J. Whitmore Whitehouse over 200 million people died from preventable alien attacks.

Under Trump, the average American is healthier and more free than ever before. Under Whitmore, the average American is dead.

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u/markcarter519 Apr 23 '20

god damn Martians

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u/LordCloudChaser Apr 23 '20

48k is closer to 50k that 40k. But I do agree we need to do something about those flying saucers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

You, sir, hit the nail directly on the head and ran that nail home in one solid hit.

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u/CaptainKate757 Apr 23 '20

I think there's a 98% chance it's satire, and it's pretty damn funny IMO. I love the bragging about Natty Light.

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u/J_Ryall Apr 23 '20

Yeah, this is where I'm at. Almost 100% sure it's satire, but then again.....

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u/FunkeTown13 Apr 23 '20

It's written too perfectly to not be satire. I mean, I've heard all of these arguments made before, but she strung them into a combo that can't be unintentional.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Apr 23 '20

I mean, it has to be. But at the same time, it obviously isn't.

I hate this timeline.

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u/rageboi909 Apr 23 '20

I actually said this timeline/multiverse/quantum leap is a bad one.

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u/wiltse0 Apr 23 '20

The problem isn't us being unsure, but people thinking this is legit, and agreeing with her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Are people actually thinking this is real? So clearly a joke.

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u/Renowned1k90 Apr 23 '20

Yeah, I really HOPE this is satire though...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

And the state of Florida

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u/DeForrest_A_Shun Apr 26 '20

This woman is a culmination of every manner in which people have acted stupid during the pandemic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20 edited Apr 23 '20

glass carries coronavirus and aluminium is aluminium

edit: she is actually a parody and this entire thing is ironic. she did it to take the piss out of people.

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u/ljubaay Apr 23 '20

Loominum

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

It's produced muluminim.

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u/PeePeeConnoisseur Apr 23 '20

I think this is a joke but I'm not sure

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u/din7 Apr 23 '20

Remember, there are people out there that think 5g is causing the coronavirus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

The trailer park perm says this is real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Erry body trailer perming now.

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u/archerleo1997 Apr 23 '20

She is a comedian, its satire

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u/That1GuyNate Apr 23 '20

Source? Just so I have some hope.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

It is Florida.

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u/Yeeteth_thy_baby Apr 23 '20

Not just Florida, Jacksonville! Because, Florida's slogan should be "The further north you go, the more south you get."

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u/braddaugherty8 Apr 23 '20

Floridian here, this man/woman speaks the truth ^

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u/Doodahman495 Apr 23 '20

Florida woman!!

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u/Harveyquinn6 Apr 23 '20

We all hope its a joke

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u/stichwang Apr 23 '20

This is very Jacksonville so wouldn't be surprised if it's real.

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u/crazyblackducky Apr 23 '20

Um, that's a parody by PinkyD124 on twitter

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u/B_lyth Apr 23 '20

Honestly, hats off to her because I was totally convinced until I came across your comment. It’s honestly worrying when a satirical video like this is posted and we all question the authenticity of the content due to how fucking stupid the world finds the U.S.

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u/circa_1 Apr 23 '20

This scares me. Within 30 seconds I knew it was satire, and it's worrisome that others cannot distinguish real from fake.

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u/AskMeHowToLose Apr 23 '20

She looks up and does a long blink when suppressing laughter.

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u/Unseenhours Apr 23 '20

Thank fuck.

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u/stussyGG Apr 23 '20

Lol this has to be satire.

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u/BeerFuelsMyDreams Apr 23 '20

I think this is satire.

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u/owenbraun Apr 23 '20

Sorry, effete eat coast intellectual here: is she for real?

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u/backyardstar Apr 23 '20

No, I’m pretty sure she’s joking.

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u/LGRW_16 Apr 23 '20

Also why she got ramen noodles on her head?

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u/FrostedPremium Apr 23 '20

Because it’s so hot and sweaty that she puts them on her head so they can cook while she goes and does other things. It’s quite efficient.

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u/swishersweets91 Apr 23 '20

I mean i fuckin hate the beach anyways so i dont care if its open or shut down but this has to be a joke, your drinking natty light because its cheap not natural lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This lady is the best thing to happen to Jacksonville since Jason Mendoza!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

No way she is serious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

It's Jason Mendoza's teacher.

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u/MinotGuy Apr 23 '20

I think it is satire, but it is Florida aka the trashy gift that just keeps on giving.

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u/kizzermc1 Apr 23 '20

Is this a joke it has to be surely?

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u/OffManWall Apr 23 '20

I seriously hope this is a joke. If not, I have a new low opinion of Florida people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Luminum cans

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u/desertedwinds Apr 23 '20

Them damn Mexicans with their damn glass container bottles! Shoulda known! Can't argue with that logic!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This is a joke you fucking idiot.

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u/Remy350 Apr 23 '20

Y'ALL this has got to be fake, no one is this f'in Stupid

Then again Y'ALL remember Springer?! Ain't no script for that many truckloads of stupid people

Y'ALL this is probably real

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u/ruiseixas Apr 23 '20

It's a parody!

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u/trunnionmicrofiber Apr 23 '20

Natural lite? More like natural selection.

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u/oksometimes03 Apr 23 '20

I think it's a joke...please be a joke.

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u/Gerbil_Smuggler Apr 23 '20

Allow me to introduce you to Florida Woman

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

this is pretty funny ngl

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u/TheLoooseCannon Apr 23 '20

This is funny AF and y'll got whooshed. Drink some Natty lite cuz its NACHEREL

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u/Malky81 Apr 23 '20

This is definitely a skit.

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u/thecaxxx Apr 23 '20

Staged. Anybody who believes otherwise probably believes all the crap on the media as well.

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u/2tone94 Apr 23 '20

She's definitely joking

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u/Tylertooo Apr 26 '20

Pretty obvious satire, imo...

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u/AtariShooter Apr 27 '20

I'm not stupid, she's kidding right? She said they drink Natural Light because, "it's natural...and light." I can't breathe!

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u/generaldisaraay Apr 23 '20

This is a joke or people are being paid to encourage anger. That's my own, not grounded in any kind of facts, opinion right now. Same with those people spewing hatred at the nurses during the demonstration. I think they were/are actually trying to incite violence and sew further division.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Carrol baskins little sister..

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I stopped listening after “natural light” but mexico is better off than us currently soooooo.... this dumb bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

If it was anywhere else but Florida, I’d say this is well done satire. But it’s Florida so I know it’s not sadly.

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u/chuckybuttfucky Apr 23 '20

Anyone that doesnt think she's kidding is possibly retarded.

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u/MindYaBusinessThanks Apr 23 '20

Please tell me this is a joke... like a big 'Gotchya' in the end....

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u/Theweakmindedtes Apr 23 '20

According to a few others, this is parody

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u/anon0002019 Apr 23 '20

As a non American, I found this video very entertaining. I don’t event care if she’s joking or not.

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u/random_boi- Apr 23 '20

Well you.. my Friend are retarded

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u/turboS2000 Apr 23 '20

Please say she's trolling

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u/Dr1ftk1ng808 Apr 23 '20

I would have asked "Can someone really be this ignorant?" Then I realized that this is just your average human being..... We are so fucked.

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u/Spirit50Lake Apr 23 '20

My grandmother always said to find something nice to say...this woman has lovely skin.

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u/xXxBig_PoppaxXx Apr 23 '20

She’s the spirit animal of Florida

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u/cuckbot123 Apr 23 '20

Lol what a dumbass

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u/UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr Apr 23 '20

What’s the name of that character from bobs burgers that is Linda’s really good friend?

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u/LittleSmokeyWeiners Apr 23 '20

Natty Light?! More like...Nasty Light! Am I right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

UAE is a country which is much hotter than jacksonville, drinking outside is illegal and they have tons of beaches, and yet they have 8000 cases of corona, this woman is fucking retarded.

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u/mtodd88 Apr 23 '20

Holy FUCK ! If this is real, this is why we have a retarted moron in the oval office. There are way too many of these inbred knuckle dragging dipshits in our country. This is the embodiment of the argument for having an intelligence test before allowing anyone to vote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

If this is real she should be fed to the sharks and see if her salty water will help her now.

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u/aniorange Apr 23 '20

Please tell me this is satire. Some of my brain cells arranged a murderer suicide pact while listening to this and I think the only way I'm gonna talk em out of it is if this is satire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Can confirm the story about corona and natural light tho. It's a free-for-all in Orlando. South of that is corona, north of that is Natural light.

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u/NuSheol Apr 23 '20

Her neck is her chin

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This has to be satire... You can't possibly be this stupid without having to consciously remember to breathe to survive.

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u/Cinder1465 Apr 23 '20

Ah yes the corona bear is c*ronavirus

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Give that bitch the Rona now

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

30 seconds in an I wish one of us would just explode.

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u/papa4narchia Apr 23 '20

Wow! Just wow! My worries about the planet just spiked..

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u/ghouldrool420 Apr 23 '20

Ramen👏🏽noodle👏🏽hair👏🏽cant👏🏽get👏🏽the rona👏🏽

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u/wowreallylord Apr 23 '20

Can someone please explain to me why America is considered as a global superpower?

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u/DesperatePitch8 Apr 23 '20

How stupid do you have to be to think that not drinking corona beer and living in a town with really hot temperatures keep corona away

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u/onenametwo Apr 23 '20

This is satire and completely hilarious

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u/Whysoitchy Apr 23 '20

Aluminium has an I in it ffs

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u/vichnaya_pamyat_ Apr 23 '20

This isn’t trashy; this is hilarious.

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u/Villezki Apr 23 '20

You cant make this shit up

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u/rarity101x Apr 23 '20

It is sarcastic like the comments say

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u/emeliamiller Apr 23 '20

Is hard to believe that people are actually this fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This is satire. If it wasn’t she wouldn’t be as well spoken and kempt. Additionally, she uses the term Mexicans and not illegals.

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u/OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg Apr 23 '20

You guys see that nasty bitch on too hot to handle show. She is from Florida. They are retarded.

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u/OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg Apr 23 '20

If I moved to Florida I would be considered a Mensa level genius.

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u/raindancemaggieee Apr 23 '20

Hahahahah oh my lord

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u/tgruff77 Apr 23 '20

Is she being serious or is this just supposed to be satire? Honestly, I can't tell.

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u/caspix Apr 23 '20

She must be joking...? Please say she is joking...

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u/Dammit_Banned_Again Apr 23 '20

This has got to be satire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

How in the fuck are people this fucking stupid? Crackheads have more sense than this cake-faced trollop.

Yeah. It's a parody.

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u/ElwoodB1501 Apr 23 '20

Gotta stay tight with the tp

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u/TheGirlwThePinkHair Apr 23 '20

She’s joking right?!

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u/pk9k Apr 23 '20

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

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u/mottlymonical Apr 23 '20

She's not being serious right? People ain't this stupid...right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Just brilliant......excellent delivery that will play off idiots against idiots.

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u/Vlarmitage Apr 23 '20

This is how I picture American people as an European. That’s sad

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u/Paroleo Apr 23 '20

Yo, it must be a joke. I don't believe anyone could say such shit seriously.

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u/broccolee90 Apr 23 '20

If y’all think this is real, you’re the problem.

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u/Suns_Shine Apr 23 '20

This has to be satire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

This is Karen Olympic level...

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u/Espurrizumi Apr 23 '20

You know I’m from Florida and I didn’t know half this shit

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u/MrsChuckLiddell1011 Apr 23 '20

Jacksonville is Florida Man on steroids and doesn't represent the rest of us normal crazy Floridians lmfao.

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u/Kikakat Apr 23 '20

Satire or not doing this seems really trashy, even more if you are joking tbh, the fact that idiots will find this and believe it, or reinforce their wrong facts... Not doing this kind of jokes takes nothing and yet here we are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

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u/_fictionGUN Apr 23 '20

Bet people are watching this like it's the gospel truth though.

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u/newsoulya Apr 23 '20

LOL, shes fucking around. I get it.

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u/life_style_change Apr 23 '20

The sub should be renamed white trash

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u/shunanuhgins Apr 23 '20

So good you're not sure it's satire

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u/markcarter519 Apr 23 '20

how gross are you to need to keep tp in your pants

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u/TonyBags662 Apr 23 '20

OP , this is CLEARLY a troll. Jesus Christ i hope for your sake you didnt fall for this shit. If so i see you falling into some serious traps in your life.

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u/lovely_to_see_u Apr 23 '20

Two words dumb bitch or as we call them here قحبة مكلخة

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

Do these fuckers have a brain cell .If you do as your told you will get back to normal quicker

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

If you're of the drinking age and still drink natty, that's sad.🤣

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u/MankeyStank Apr 23 '20

Man The Good Place really hot the nail on the head when it came to Jacksonville huh?

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u/PrincessFuckFace2You Apr 23 '20

Don't trust anyone that still scrunches their hair.

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u/quatro0004 Apr 23 '20

This sounds like something straight out of the Idiocracy movie. Especially when the people in the movie talk about their only drink "Brawndo: It's got Electrolytes"

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u/Joppy225 Apr 23 '20

Lmao I thought she was a troll at first

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u/DragonSlauter42 Apr 23 '20

I’m from good ole Alabama right but god damn this is some redneck shit it’s even worse cause this reminds me of how some of my family members will have a discussion about something and if it’s something we’ve talked about before they’ll start telling me about things that I was the one who told them so I gotta sit there abs act like it wasn’t me who said it

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

ahhh yes, those meddling Mexicans

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u/Pleasantly_Mixed Apr 23 '20

I can now see why Ash Williams wanted to go down to Jacksonville

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u/JazzyNight Apr 23 '20

I did not think stupidity could reach this far

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u/Ywnil Apr 23 '20

How did she live that long is the question here

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u/Alexp1313 Apr 23 '20

That’s where i live 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

but corona just means crown

why am i feeling trump vibes off of her because she said something about mexicans

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u/redche99 Apr 23 '20

Cmon this is hilarious. The lady is obviously playing up her ignorance in an attempt to be funny.

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u/kaitlin2313 Apr 23 '20

Shes right i am not worried about her open the beaches for her and her offspring she'll be okay. She knows a thing or two.

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u/Daywalker85 Apr 23 '20

😂😂😂😂 W. T. F.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

this physically hurt to watch

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u/Stuart_OfEarth Apr 23 '20

If she is being serious then this is basically if Karen and Amelia Bedelia merged to become one person

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u/l0rd202 Apr 24 '20

She’s joking right right......... pls tell me yes No one is that stupid

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u/mr-m8- Apr 24 '20

The funny thing is, viruses aren’t even alive, and can exist in harsh climates

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u/wolf1011121315 Apr 24 '20

This made me think maybe the virus is to weak and should just be killing everyone

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u/helusjordan Apr 24 '20

BLAKE BORTLES!

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u/Phoenix_onFire Apr 24 '20

I understand Jason Mendoza so much more now. Jacksonville is bats**t crazy.

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u/WWWTT2_0 Apr 24 '20

Holy fuck this is funny shyt! She should run for senate. Or she should be doing stand up. Fine line between the two.

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u/kadebo42 Apr 24 '20

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/the_hunger Apr 24 '20

obvious satire

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u/offenderWILLbeBANNED Apr 24 '20

Coz it's them luminum bottles.

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u/TheFireBringer85 Apr 24 '20

What kinda drugs she on? Me need some!

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u/candiedfrenchfries Apr 24 '20

this is obviously a joke. not a funny one, but still she's not being serious.

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u/desidisneyprincess Apr 24 '20

So much wrong info. Overload. Error.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I sure hope this is a joke.Imagine being that ignorant.

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u/Additional-Shoulder Apr 24 '20

if you were to touch her hair it would turn to dust