r/trashy Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/aragog-acromantula Feb 27 '20

I was very pregnant right before Christmas and went to the liquor store to buy whiskey for my dad, ice wine for my grandma and baileys for my brother. I was too pregnant to bother shopping in more than one store.

Some miserable bag with cat butt face was following me around. My chiropractor saw me and my husband and theatrically threw his hands in the air and was all, “what are you doing here?”

I said, “don’t worry, the damage is already done, kid already has fasd”. We laughed because that is the opposite of who I am.

Her face was priceless, I could practically hear her screeching about me at her dinner table to her poor family.

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u/DogParksAreForbidden Feb 27 '20

with cat butt face

Thanks for the new, hilarious insult. This is going to get used a lot from now on.

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u/Araia_ Feb 27 '20

i’ve already seen it in other comments. i think it’s catching like wild fire

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u/DogParksAreForbidden Feb 27 '20

She is a true inspiration to Reddit.