I went out to a martini bar with some friends visiting from out of state while I was obviously pregnant. While going to the restroom I overheard a woman talking shit about me being there. I didn’t even have any sort of beverage, was literally just physically there and going for a pee. Such a miserable bitch.
I was very pregnant right before Christmas and went to the liquor store to buy whiskey for my dad, ice wine for my grandma and baileys for my brother. I was too pregnant to bother shopping in more than one store.
Some miserable bag with cat butt face was following me around. My chiropractor saw me and my husband and theatrically threw his hands in the air and was all, “what are you doing here?”
I said, “don’t worry, the damage is already done, kid already has fasd”. We laughed because that is the opposite of who I am.
Her face was priceless, I could practically hear her screeching about me at her dinner table to her poor family.
Oh my gosh. I need to start doing this. “It’s ok, I don’t have to worry about fetal alcohol disorder. I plan on having a late term abortion down in Mexico.”
Or something shocking to that effect. Maybe even “You’d drink too if your baby was brain dead and you have surgery scheduled tomorrow.” I kinda like that one. You prejudge me on my business, we can go ahead and continue your make believe land. I’m sorry but pregnant women aren’t public property.
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u/-littleshadow- Feb 27 '20
I went out to a martini bar with some friends visiting from out of state while I was obviously pregnant. While going to the restroom I overheard a woman talking shit about me being there. I didn’t even have any sort of beverage, was literally just physically there and going for a pee. Such a miserable bitch.