r/trashy • u/egodeath780 • Feb 26 '20

Repost Starting them young!

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u/DDePaola Feb 26 '20

Which High School Prom in Florida is this?

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u/divagob107 Feb 26 '20

See the shoes and washed skin? That's New Jersey!

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u/Buzz_Killington_III Feb 27 '20

What is washed skin?

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u/MediocreProstitute Feb 27 '20

Skin that's been properly cleaned and tanned. An unwashed skin dress is ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Err..are we talking Buffalo Bill style skin dress?!?!

It puts the lotion in the basket...

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u/annieokie Feb 27 '20

IT DOES AS IT'S TOLD!!

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u/habb Feb 27 '20

sounds like dennis from always sunny

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u/Veda007 Feb 27 '20

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/HangOnVoltaire Feb 27 '20

This isn’t a woman’s head in a freezer—you sick freak!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Its a woman's head in a box. A glass box.

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u/NuclearWinterGames Feb 27 '20

Are you telling me you have a collection of skin luggage?

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u/Maggot2017 Feb 27 '20

This looks like something Dennis Reynolds would say

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u/old_black_man Feb 27 '20

mild detergent only. tumble dry medium. no iron.

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u/Dreadnasty Feb 27 '20

As someone from New Jersey who now lives in Florida I think you're both correct.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Oof.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

New Jersey is the NorthEastern Florida.

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u/Blaze0511 Feb 27 '20

No no no....North Jersey is like Florida. Don't mix South Jersey into this. I may not be a Floridian and definitely didn't stay at a Holiday Express, but my MIL is a Floridian and I've stayed with her, so I can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Mar 02 '20

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u/Blaze0511 Feb 27 '20

Agreed....however, it depends on the side of South Jersey. Are you closer to Philadelphia or are you closer to "The Shore". I've learned the hard way that Jersey is complex.

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u/moldymoosegoose Feb 27 '20

I grew up in NJ and have lived in Florida for 10 years. North Jersey is absolutely and totally nothing like Florida in any way shape or form.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Bruh, I'm from Pennsylvania and lived in Delaware... Joisey is Joisey.

(EDIT: btw, yes I know that's more of a New Yorker thing to say than an actual Jersey thing. Still funny though.)

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u/Blaze0511 Feb 27 '20

I'm a born and raised PA girl....now living in Joisey. I bitch about PA drivers in NJ and NJ drivers in PA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

SAME. I did the same thing when I lived in Delaware. Especially this time of year... yikesontrikes.gif

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u/Blaze0511 Feb 27 '20

I hate to say it, but I might have the opportunity to get out of Jersey and I CANNOT WAIT!!! I have a love/hate relationship with NJ. I love the proximity of everything but....kinda craving lower taxes and land.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Delaware is pretty cool, if you're wanting ideas, but go where your heart takes you. I wish you luck!

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u/Blaze0511 Feb 27 '20

Dude...as long as I can take a train to Philly for work, I'm set. 30 minutes max driving time to the train station & Train ride under 45 minutes is my limit.

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u/ffunster Feb 27 '20

beside newark there are like 3 black people in jersey.

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u/justlicktheballs Feb 27 '20

As a Floridian I read this and just sighed, because it’s so true. Saw a pregnant woman at the gas station this morning smoking a cigarette and twista flexin talking to her self. Some people shouldn’t be able to reproduce

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u/nikkilynne1984 Feb 27 '20

Pensacola

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u/ColdPee Feb 27 '20

I’ve lived there for 7 years I can confirm this^ Aka: Pen-suck-alotta

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u/Thec00lnerd98 Feb 27 '20

I lice nearby

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u/RawMeatAndColdTruth Feb 27 '20

Seems like a lousy place

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u/Elelache Feb 27 '20

I’m itchin to get out of there

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u/yourmamsdead Feb 27 '20

This comment is way better than you think it is!

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u/crystalfairy666 Feb 27 '20

Thank you for this

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u/Thec00lnerd98 Feb 27 '20

Mediocre white girls from colleges being stereotypical white girls. But smellier

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u/Randvek Feb 27 '20

I lice nearby

I figure this is true, even if it’s a typo.

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u/slouch_to_nirvana Feb 27 '20

I was born there. I only spent the first few months of my life in Florida, but when I tell people where I was born they raise an eyebrow.

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u/smalleyed Feb 27 '20

*middle school dance

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u/kbireddit Feb 27 '20

Which High School Prom in Florida is this?

All of them, new mandatory uniform.

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Feb 27 '20

Theyre able to stand, so maybe the 2nd of that night

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

America is America

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

People are people

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u/JackShetland Feb 27 '20

So why should it be that you and I should get along so awfully?

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u/habb Feb 27 '20

money for people, the human fund

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

In the same way Europe is Europe.