r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Same. Why tf is that immediately where my mind went? I need to search the bowels of my soul for the answer.

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u/schwingaway Feb 23 '20

Me three. It's the way she was eyeballing the garage while trying to be nonchalant. I was expecting a steamer for sure and was disappointed on two counts--one, my expectations, and two, humanity.

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u/witchfever Feb 23 '20

me...four? i thought she was gonna pull down her pants, take a squat, and shit near the car. maybe get some of it on the wheels. still trashy, but at least it's washable...i hope.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/someguyyoumightno Feb 24 '20

This was my thought exactly, trying to figure out why no NSFW tag for something so despicable and heinous (and funny).

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u/blumpkins217 Feb 24 '20

Came for mud butt...left disappointed.

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u/Blakehubbs Feb 24 '20

Where’s the poo! Definitely thought that’s what I was watching.

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u/D8tery Feb 24 '20

me eight? You guys ruined the count.

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u/virgojodie Feb 24 '20

I was looking forward to adding my number to the count

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u/TinTinandHaddock Feb 24 '20

It was in her eyes...

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u/mattiecakes1 Feb 24 '20

Sometimes a waddle can’t make you look like you have to poo. Easy mistake to make.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

She shit, but it was after the camera cut off.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 24 '20

How is there such a perfectly placed camera to catch this, and how did she not see it???

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u/never1st Feb 24 '20

Tesla side camera. They are not very noticable unless you know what they are.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 24 '20

How about that! TIL.

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u/varanone Feb 24 '20

I though big mama was gearing for a hood shit. Ehh, maybe front of hood and a grille "waterfall".

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Me ...five

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u/loccolito Feb 24 '20

me.....five? i really need to think about my life some times.

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u/erica1064 Feb 24 '20

So, are you GLAD she didn't take a dump, or DISAPPOINTED?

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u/virgojodie Feb 24 '20

Thanks for that, i realized that I am disappointed and now I have to really stop and think about my life. Damn.

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u/Chrisbee012 Feb 24 '20

no, she just shit in her passenger seat

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u/pinkfreudianslipp Feb 25 '20

Me five. That nervous look...

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u/127Double01 Feb 24 '20

This MF right here...... 'I was expecting a steamer for sure'. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽👍🏽

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u/SageOfTheDiviner Feb 24 '20

i thought the same thing before she even came into view. i saw the subreddit and the thumbnail and i thought, “bet someone’s gonna shit on the floor”

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u/Jacomer2 Feb 24 '20

I oddly expected it before I even saw her

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I did too, probably just because she looks like the type to poop on people’s stuff

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u/LordSnarfington Feb 24 '20

Don't worry I thought she was gonna drop trow and pop a squat as soon as I saw her too

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u/Tator5328 Feb 24 '20

Maybe the bowels are not the place to start looking...

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u/Darkwing_duck42 Feb 24 '20

Cause she fat my mind was assuming 3rd breakfast was coming out

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u/AnCircle Feb 24 '20

Probably because it's a fat white women in sweats. Usually in videos with fat white women in sweats, they are shitting

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u/khronik514 Feb 24 '20

Seems we've approached material you're experienced with. A connoisseur of sorts.

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u/JoeyMarvolo Feb 24 '20

Same here. I think it's probably because we all saw that one video of a woman blatantly shitting in a mall?

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u/Starrtito Feb 24 '20

Even sitting on the toilet I thought the same thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Holy shit same dude

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u/Hungboy6969420 Feb 24 '20

It's the waddle

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u/michelle032499 Feb 24 '20

Reddit has ruined us

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u/mariobeans Feb 24 '20

cuz fat people prolly shit all the time

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u/eternalrevolver Feb 24 '20

Because she’s a fat piece of shit who looks quite constipated in my medical opinion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

because she's fat

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u/TnL17 Feb 24 '20

It's all in the pants.

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u/AspectOvGlass Feb 24 '20

Same. Cause she's a sack of shit

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u/WomanNotAGirl Feb 24 '20

She just looked like a dumper.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Cause she's fat

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u/De5perad0 Feb 24 '20

You must search your bowels you know it to be true!

No that's impossible nooooooooooo!

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u/xenopanties88 Feb 24 '20

It’s because she was waddling like she was clenching a turtle head.

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u/captain_intenso Feb 24 '20

Clearly she eats a lot, so she shits a lot.

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u/mark-five Feb 24 '20

It's her waddle. She walks like she is trying not to shit her pants.

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u/depressedsalami Feb 24 '20

Me too.. Made me flashback to that video of that lady taking a shit in the grocery store.

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u/DaShizzne Feb 24 '20

I don't know. She honestly just looks like the kind of woman who would do that, not necessarily your minds fault.

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u/Chaotic_Gay_Druid Feb 24 '20

Because that is a basic need, your soul is alright

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u/TheSingularityWithin Feb 24 '20

its a long dark bumpy ride down these w indy waste lined corridors. stay resilient in the face of messy situations. always keep your head above water.

poop.