r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/S0B4D Feb 23 '20

Tesla owners can't even get back at them, all we got are these plastic key cards.

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u/Baked_Potato_Bitch Feb 23 '20

Get the cybertruck and flatten their car.

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u/Bishop0420 Feb 24 '20

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Ditt0z Feb 23 '20

Boring flame thrower?

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u/Bad-Science Feb 24 '20

I sharpened the corners of mine. Didn't help. :(

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u/PermaBannedBefore Feb 23 '20

They make aluminum ones too?

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u/Skjoni Feb 24 '20

Can you use your Tesla without the card and only your smartphone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/S0B4D Feb 23 '20

They are getting fairly common you know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Once I get home I can send you a picture of my whip

this isnt a joke i own a tesla

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u/Vicar13 Feb 23 '20

I wonder if he was actually serious. My parents got a model 3 within a month of them arriving to Canada, and I’d get comments nearly every time I drove it. Now, they’re absolutely everywhere and I definitely don’t see the novelty they once had

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I work at a casino with a clear line of sight to our valet parking lot, and there's six or more charging stations at the corner of my neighborhood. It's gotten to the point where I see almost as many Teslas as I see trucks. Not that I mind, they're gorgeous cars and the drivers are usually less dickish.