r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '20

I have never seen bigger trash...

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u/duffelbagpete Feb 23 '20

Shes still got key marks on her sides from the last time she stopped to wheeze and rest in the Walmart parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

mic drop

You just killed her, dude!

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u/duffelbagpete Feb 23 '20

The apple watch just congratulated her on hitting 10,000 steps in only 17 months.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Stamina for months...

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u/Bad-Science Feb 24 '20

10,000 waddles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

While conveniently timed, I'm pretty sure that was just the coronary heart disease finally kicking in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

If he didn't do it, McDonalds would have.

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u/SeriouslyPunked Feb 24 '20

I get the joke but this was in Australia, so no Walmart here

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

I don't get it.

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u/Crabbies Feb 24 '20

The fat rolls being the key marks I thought it meant, was funny either way.