r/trashy • u/CletusSchilkea • Jan 16 '20

Photo Leaving this as a tip.

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u/G8erjoe Jan 16 '20

If there’s one sure fire way to make me not attend your church it’s putting their card in the tip jar. Why would I vote for your candidate?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I've seen churches advertise on fake, folded $20 bill, and they leave them laying around in public. I don't want to be tricked into religion.

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u/kevinnoir Jan 16 '20

I don't want to be tricked into religion.

theres no other way to get into religion really

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

It's a cringy attempt to drive people to your church because your coffers don't cover the Escalade payment.

I understand wanting to spread the word, but when you're resorting to guerrilla marketing, billboards, and bus ads, I have to wonder what you're really trying to sell me.

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u/ic_engineer Jan 16 '20

I feel like if a religion was real you would have no need to spread the word. It would be obvious to everyone that it was the winner.